Monday, May 21, 2012

I'm Back!

(sing to da tune of She'll Be Comin' 'Round Da Mountain)
I'll be comin round da blogs now dat I got my virus off
I'll be drivin' my pinto, eatin' my cheeto's when I come.

Okays dats all I got.
 So I has been gone cuz my 'puter gots a nasty, nasty virus.
We was gonna redo My Girl's room and I had to helps her cuz mum's favorittist color is "Bore Me To Tears White" ...her calls it Shabby Chic but it really be called Shabby Sh*t...and I just couldn't let da kerazy lady be a part of dis redecoration project.
Sooooo, I googled bedrooms and BAAAAAM, gots a virus. And yes, we did has virus protection.
Da virus took EVERYTHING on da 'puter and hid it so we thoughted we losted everything...and yes we has an external hard drive to back stuffs up but nuttin' was backed up cuz dat would has made way too much sense to do (are you readin' dis dad?).

So to make a long story short da 'puter fixer peoples couldn't take da virus off straight from da 'puter.
They had to put everything on da external hard drive and then wipe our 'puter clean then put it on a recovery disc. Then they called and said our hard drive was failin' and I was all like  WTF, da 'puter is barely a year old. So they over nighted a new hard drive and it ended up comin' in a day later and da wrong one came in. But they got in anudder one later dat day.
So now da 'puter is all betters.
Dis happened on Momma's Day...mum wasn't very thrilled bouts her present...hehehehe.

Oh I has to tells ya'll dat I Puddles Duddles Rainwater saved da world from da bubonic palague and deaded me a big honkin' rat. Him was bouts da size of was grody.
No need to thank me.
It's what I do.

Here I is just incase ya'll furgotted what I look like.
So, I has so much to tells ya'll but I do it laters dis week cuz I needs to go and sees what ya'll has been up to cuz I missed ya'll all so terriblies much and I really really hopes ya'll didn't furgets me.



ShellePenn said...

You have NO IDEA how much we missed you! Milo cried himself to sleep each night! (It was kinda sad... who knew the boy was such a girl?!?) Dixie didn't care, cause it just meant more beer and cheetos for her.

Shelle, Milo and Dixie

My Mind's Eye said...

YAY PUDDLES DUDDLES RAINWATER IS BACK IN THE HOUSE AND YES WE ARE SHOUTING!!We missed you a ton PDR what a saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad story about the BUG. Nothing ever good comes from creepy crawly things.

OMD you deaded a rat WTG...One warning though should your nose start to twitch and you find yourself standing on your haunches...well I'll stop now but should that happen call me.

Unknown said...

Im sooooooo glad you are back!! Puddles you know you were online googling cheeto stuff to buy and got a virus!! Fess up missy!! Shabby sh*t hahahahahahaha kinda like people that scrapbook - I mean crapbook hahahahahaha.

Im so very glad you are back I missed yall.

Ps. I love the new font - totally is cute and looks like puddles wrote it :)

Uji, Angel Izzy, Ziggy, Angel Bean, Angel Hiro and Momma Tea said...

Ohhhh Wooooooweeeee Puddles is backs in da house lets da funs begin .
Wee is soooo happisome yoo is backs n shabby sh*t dats sooooooo funnisome.
Fuzzy Butt, Izzy Bee n Ziggy Wiggy
xxx xxx xxx

Declan said...

Wey hey... welcome back Puddles mate, we have really really really really missed you so please don't go googling bedroom activities in future... who knows what dodgy sites it will come up with! And can I just say that bedrooms is for sleeping in so what difference does it make whether its shabby sh*t of a nice shade of emerald green... we are asleep, we have our eyes shut and we can't see it! Much better to have it smelling like a dogs armpits... so comforting he he x

Agnes B. Bullock said...

Welcome back, fearless aviatrix! Blogville is not the same when you are away!

What Remains Now said...

Wow, your home has not had good luck with tech-y things lately! I think it is good that you are part of the redecoration. It's nice to have an original "eye." A rat! The list of deaded animals grows.

Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said...

Oh Crown Dat Rat Killer wit a BIGBIFIED Bag of CHEETOES. HAIL to da Puddles!!!

Me has really missed you butt me hasn't been round too much meself. Mom and Dad still be in cleanin mode and me has to hide so dem don't clean me too. Dat would be devastating to me dirtiness.

houndstooth said...

Yegads! That virus sounds horrible! I'm glad you finally got it taken care of.

As far as forgetting you goes, I think you're a pretty unforgettable girl! No worries on that front!

You killed a rat?! Score! Is it what's for dinner?


Lovable Lily said...

Yeah you're back Puddles! Phew, we heard you gots the virus and pictured you in the back yard doing the "puke-a-ria" dance. That's what we call it when it comes outta both ends. But comes to find out, you don't gots that kind of virus. Are we ever relieved!

Well, what color paint did you use? Or did that project get scrapped for chasing rats instead.

Welcome back Puddles!

Lily Belle

Matilda the Boxer said...

It's so good to have you back, Puddles! It just wasn't the same without you around. I missed you terribly. Thank you for keeping us safe from the plague even in your exile.

Mary Lou said...

WELCOME BACK to Blogville!! I have missed your posts!! They are always so funny.... You have a great sense of humor!! I love it!! I could never forget you!! ;op
Love, Raelyn.... And Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OMD OMD Now you have deaded a RAT???
So I guess you are havin Rodent Lasagna fur supper tonight!!

So glad that you are back with us where you belong.

Patrice and Higgins said...

Yay, you're back!! OMD, Puddles, we could never forget you!!

Did I read deaded a rat? Way to go...I can't wait to read about that!!


Corbin said...

I just figured you went off on a binge and forgot to invite the rest of us, OR you got thrown into rehab with no bloggin' rights, OR the Stupids took over the Carolina's and you were in big trouble. Glad it was just computer troubles! hehehe

Unknown said...

Hi Puddles glad you are back and wow you got a rat, lucky you.
Best wishes Molly

GOOSE said...

Forget you. Not a chance. I thought about you day and night and was oh so worried. I don't think I slept the whole time you were missing. In fact I was just packing up the Cheeto bag and was coming to look for you. Maybe I should still come with the Cheetos. I hear they go very nicely with rat. Glad your back. All is right with the world now.

Anonymous said...

You've been gone?

Bassetmomma said...

Yay! Puddles Duddles Rainwater your back! Thank you so much for saving us all from the plague!

Brian's Home Blog said...

We've been missing you! I am sure glad those computer bugs got deaded!

Anonymous said...

Glad you are back, that puter stuff can get bad, sorry.
Susie & Bites

animal lover, quilt lover said...

We DID miss you Puddles!!! So happy
your puter is all fixed, we had to have a newer Mother board too while back!! WE need our puters don't we?? Come see us!!

georgia little pea said...

You googled bedrooms and caught a virus? :( that's scary. Our computer died recently too. I don't believe we have anything backed up either.

You deaded another rat? You're like the Genghis Khan of the dog world, Puddles! What on earth is a grody?

Millie and Walter said...

So glad your puter is all fixed and you are back to blogging. Blogville just isn't the same with out PDR!


The Websters said...

Congrats on that rat! You are really an inspiration to all of us huntresses.

Please don't judge our latest post as Mrs. Master must be going blind. Go back a few posts to see the good pics of us.


Dachshund Nola said...

Welcome back!!!!!! Computers are evil

The Daily Pip said...

You deaded a rat! Was he carrying a no cheeseburgers sign?! Cause I think saw him while I was doing crowd control! I hope you got pictures!

Your pal Pip

The Heartbeats said...

Thank goodness! We been missing you! We see kerazy lady going to the store for beer & cheetos all the time...

You gotta stop deadin' stuff Puddles. You'll get a reputation.


My Dog Sam - Ruptured Disk said...

Hi Puddles, how could we forget about you? Even your mom is memorable (for all the right reasons). Thankfully we don't have too many rats around here - at least I haven't had an opportunity to destuff one. But my brother Owen was going to destuff one that was all black except for a couple of white stripes down its didn't go well

Cole said...

You deaded another animal?! Wow, Puddles!

I'm so glad you're back. I'm needing help naming my new girl! You should come by. She's pretty!

Marg said...

Oh Puddles, we sure are glad you are back. We did miss you very much. That sounds like a horrible nightmare all those troubles with your puter.Sure glad you got it all fixed. We love seeing you. Take care.

rottrover said...

BOL Bunny - "Rat, it's what's for dinner..." HAHAHAHAHA!! You are the bravest huntress we know :-) We're sorry your computer got the bad sickies. Out dad's got one a while ago and he had to buy a new 'puter. YIPPEE you're back!!

-Bart and Ruby

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

Oh Miss Puddles – we Beaglebratz r so furry much happee that u iz bak in Blogville where u b-long - oh most definitely u wuz missed. We iz so glad that mean buggy-virus thing did not git u tu although with your critter-huntin’ prowess u mite haf deaded it. May-b u shood freeze that rat u deaded until the next Blogville pawty then we cood haf rat meat skewerz- YUM!

Doodle Boy’n Wiggle Butt
(Shiloh’n Shasta)

The Websters said...

We can't wait until Wednesday now!!!

I hope it's a photo of the rat...or you with some white glasses...or you beating up your neighbors. WHAT CAN IT BE?


Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

I checked and mom doesn't have any RAT recipes... butt I have a grrrreat one fur Mouse Jerky.. It would make MORE with a Rat... MORE is Better.. RIGHT?

Sketching with Dogs said...

Nice to see you back young lady!
Is there anything that is not a bigger pain in the tail than computers, that sounds serious and we are sure Mum would have freaked if it happened to us.
We have missed you lots while you have been off killing rats - are you angling for a job as an assassin? Hope the decoration project is going well.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Ziggy Stardust said...

OMD BOL BOL BOL BOL I am dancing and spinning cause PUDDLES is back. I missed you so much. I am pretty sure the sun didn't even come up the last few days cause there was no Puddles to give it sunshine. You have been a busy Puddles, deading a rat and home decorating. You must be exhausted. We have some mice in the basement and Mommy was wondering if I could come over for some deading lessons?
Ok, let me know, I can bring snacks, we have lots of cheetos and I don't think Mommy will miss a beer or 2. Welcome Home

Loveys Freckle Belly

p.s Puters suck donkey balls sometimes!

Posie said...


I is soooooooo purleeeeeesed, yoo has no i-deeea, I'z cannutt beleeve I has only been bloggerin fur liyke a munth n a haff n dat I'z coood miss a nyooo fureend as mutch as I haz misserd yoo dis whiyle bakk! Oh ma gooderyness!

Dat is noww a grouwnd hogg AND a rat?!?! YourGirl musht be sooo veri prowd!

Oooooh ees sooooooo goood to hass yoo bakk, I was gonna pack ma baggy n come on overr to da U eSS owf Merkia jusht to see ya! heeheehee!!!

Much luvv n many likkers n nuggies,



Unknown said...

Gee whiz Puddles! I sure did miss you, and almost forgot what you looked like. Glad to see you again! A RAT??? YIKES! Bubonic Plague???
Lovies, Miss Mindy

Mollie said...

Yay! You're back and certainly unforgettable! The neighbor's cat that our mom stole brought her a bird the other day - he could have at least killed it, but NO, he just had to wound it enough to make her call the wildlife people and rehab it overnight! Geez! We indoor kitties are much smarter!

Duke said...

yeaaaaaaaaaaaa - you're back, Puddles! We are doing happy dances here!
Gosh, just googling bedrooms, huh? That's awful!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Backcountry Brodie said...

Oh Lawdy, don't tell mom about deading critters. You know how she gets. Sydney makes critters deaded all the time and mom is like "I didn't save your sorry *ss from the shelter so you could go around murdering everything..." It gets ugly, let me tell you. Anyways, I think our external hard drive backs up anatomically - now I is all worried about that. Must consult with the boy who knows about these things. Anyhoo, welcome back. I would say I missed you but I was gone and didn't know you wasn't around. Had I been here I would has missed you. (Note to self: Googling bedrooms = BAD!)

A MilShelb Mom said...

OMD! We were wondering where you had gone to! We missed you! Glad you're back.
~Milly and Shelby
ps- Dad says we might have to stop reading this because we get bad ideas about trying to hunt!! Hahaha! Mom says she doesn't care what Dad says 'cause you are too funny!! :)

Lorenza said...

Now... please tell me.... what color is now your Girl's bedroom??
Glad your putter is working again!
A rat?? OMD! sure you have been busy!
Kisses and hugs

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Forgot you??? ARe you serious???? We have all been so worried about you and thought maybe that dang virus had done you in. What a mess that fixing thing was - but we are so glad you are back. You deaded a rat???? You are just pawesome, Puddles.

Woos - Blue Eyes, Thunder Dunder, Prissy Sissy, and Flash a.k.a. Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

The Daily Pip said...

Just wanted to let you know that me and my shadow were able to stop the protesters AND pass out cheeseburgers to all the world leaders.

And no, I haven't been drinking ...well, maybe just a little.

Your pal, Pip

Maggie Mae and Max said...

My dear Puddles,

I am so happy dat you is okie dokie. Hopeful to be back to bloggin' soon too.


Tweedles -- that's me said...

Hi Puddles
We are glad your puter is not sick anymore, and its all fixed.
If it happened to us- we would not be able to fix it,, cause mommy does not know anything,,,, and we just hope this puter does not get sick.
It is sooo good to see you back!

Anonymous said...

The computer people deaded a virus but Puddles deaded A Rat. Now which is harder - I think the latter. Hope you blog the recipe :)

Scooter said...

I am really glad that you are back PUddles. We all missed you and glad that you finally got the puter all fixed up. Did you get the glasses in the mail?? I hope so,


Dexter said...

Miz Puddles,
You know what? My momma is in the high tech and deals with hard drives all the time. She says that some of them have the manufacturing issues which makes them put goobers on themselves and causes premature death. The vendors don't care because one death in a gazillion is no problem (unless it is YOURS).

Glad everything is back and operational. Thank goodness for the geek squad.


The Websters said...

You can totally "steal" a photo. I told Master to check out your comment and he is very excited for tomorrow (well, as excited as he ever know as a not very excitable person).


Bobbie said...

Oh Gosh. Puddles, you were missed and I was starting to panick thinking... Puddles was gone all summer last year and I was so worried and what am I going to do if I do not have my Puddles fix every few days. Then, you were back. YAY!! Your mum sounds like she has problems similar to GAry's problems. He gets puter problems and has to re-format erase and blah blah blah... And his puter is new and best. Still, those pesky virus bugs. He uses some pretty nasty words when that happens.. I doubt that your mum does though, right? I am glad to hear everything is back to normal. Oh, and BTW - Your face. your expression. that look. > isn't there some way to market that face of yours and make tons of money? LOVE IT!

Anonymous said...

YAY! Puddles D. Rainwater is back and even deaded herself a big old nasty rat while she was gone! We're surprised you didn't just deaded the computer virus while you were at it! :)

Elyse and Riley

Oskar said...

Puddles that is a wretched story, but the beautimus picture of you at the bottom made up for all of it!

Nubbin wiggles,