Happy Halloween everybuddy...
trick or treat and smell my paws and all dat mess.
It was a very unfortunate thing dat I hads no Halloween costume to wears.
So I decided to think about it on da couch in my office.
ME, ponderin'.
And then all of a sudden my Kerazy Lady busted out from no wheres and said...
"Puddles, I am going to make your costume this year".
Says da lady dat not knows how to sew.
"Really?" I says...
and then she says..."I saw it on Pinterest!"
Dis is my WTF expression
Right then and theres I knew this was gonna be bad...
...anything involving Pinterest can't be good.
So I telled da Kerazy Lady I would give her a shot at her "costume"
And nows I gives you her LAME attempt at her so-called costume.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
Oh gee, no one will EVER know it's me.
Da Lady has clearly losted hers ever lovin' mind.
Nows DIS is what it was SUPPOSE to look like...
Uh yea, she totally nailed it...NOT!
So ya'll if you sees a little ghost comin' down da sidewalk,
I promise I ain't drunk...it's just da fact my "costume" is way too
long and I be trippin' on it and I can't sees out of my eyeball holes.
Ooooooooh dis is gonna be embarrassin'.
Puddles
PS: Kerazy Lady be goin' to da elbow Dr. today...yay!
Puddles
PS: Kerazy Lady be goin' to da elbow Dr. today...yay!