Monday, October 8, 2012

My Week

I has been away cuz I hads nobuddy to
type my luverly dictations.
Somebuddy gotted a bum elbow AGAIN
cuz they is stoopid and don't listen.
And nows my Mimi be in da hospital...her be mum's mom
and hers made my clown outfit and her loooooves me.
Yea, and her reads ya'lls blogs too. Ain't dat funny?

Sooooooo who wants to sees my new Fall Glamour shots?
Uh, wells dats alls I gots today...
...but they was taken awhile back cuz I still has blue nails.

I likes dis foto of me cuz my eyeballs be all purties donchoo thinks?

 Don't likes dis one cuz da Dora Explorer radio be foto bombin' my shot.

 Ain't sures if I likes dis one but I still does look purty dang hawt.

"Look deep into my eyes...and send me some cheetos"

 I was tellin' mum to gives me da damn treat.
I knows her hads some but her says hers didn't, whatever.

You can sees every hair and they is all in their designated place.

Obviously I is bored so please feel free to give me some
 tips on hows to properly perform elbow surgery so I can has a typer fur my blog again.
And some good vibes furs my Mimi would be nice if you could spare some.

Okays I is done today, my apologies furs bein' borin' today.



Bobbie said...

Hi Puddles. You're pictures are beautiful, as always. And I have this unexplainable urge to go out and buy Cheetos and send them to you.. hmmm..

I will be praying for MiMi and for your typist as well. Hang in there Puddles.. :-)

Declan said...

You could never be boring Pudds... not with those nails! We're you suggesting that Princess Llewelyn was having a bit of a thing with the Wet Nurse?! Oooh errr..... Deccy x

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

It is 5' o'khlokhk somewhere...

Break out the beers!

PeeEssWoo: Mimi vibes on the way!

Lovable Lily said...

Furst, we sending out our prayers and good thoughts for your Mimi. That's impawtant.

Seondly, you is always beautiful Puddles.

Thirdly, get Sarge's gun and shoot dora the explorer. She totally photo bombed your picture...

We've missed you but are happy you is back for a bit.

Surgery for da elbow, well that's outta our league. If you need help doing a labotomy then we can help...

Lily Belle & Muffin

GOOSE said...

I can spare all the good vibes and prayers ya need for your Mimi. I will send them right away, in fact they should already be there.
Asfor the elbow thing. It's just one elbow right? Dosen't you mom have two. My MOM does. So if she does then I don't understand the problem. Or maybe she can have a surgery to put a knee where her elbow is. Problem sovled. Any other issues I can help you with?
And you are to hard on look beautiful in every single photo, EVERY one! But I understand you are so very humble and never want to draw the spotlight to yourself.

Anonymous said...

Never boring! We love your photo shoot and we hope everyone is feeling better!

Matilda the Boxer said...

Boy, I was really starting to miss you, Puddles! I'm glad your back, and your pictures are beeYOUtiful. I like the first one the best. You have a sparkle in your eyes. I bet you were planning something eeeevil.

We're crossing our paws that your momma and Mimi feel better soon!

The Heartbeats said...

Sorry abouts your Mimi Puddles. Let us know if we can help. Maybe I bring her a possum? You look beautiful by the way!


booahboo said...

even though yous said that yous is borreng... but i still enjoyed all your purties shots :D i like pics more than words.. cos my cows and i are visual creatures.

hopes yours mimi will get well soons... and your mommy will healed her elbow eeeeeeventually.

wwhat's with them Dora girl photobombing yer pics.. doesn't she know that she's just a cartoon and yous are real :D

woofs n licks,

i think yous are the most purtiest dashooooond arounds... a round. love them rounds eyes of yours.. and she (with the bad elbow) did get all them strands of your furs... quite sharply. Can you ask your hurt's elbow lady... can she send her beeyootiful camera over since her elbow is in an owie situation now? please.

Unknown said...

We hope mum will be better soon. Love your pix Puddles. Have a lovely Monday.
Best wishes Molly

What Remains Now said...

Sending best wishes to mom and Mimi. Hmmmm...elbow surgery. Removing the elbow would probably be counterproductive. Let me think on this. Your pictures are super-duper. You are an attractive hound.

Pippen said...

We liked the pumpkin the best! We have our paws crossed for your Mimi.

Sam and Pippen

PeeS. Those kittehs on your porch are totally in on it... they work in threes! And whatever Chico knew he's probably forgotten - he is 17 afterall!

Millie and Walter said...

Sorry to hear about Mimi and your mommy's elbow. You look gorgeous in all the photos.


KB said...

We're sending a truckload of cheetos. Your eyes could make us do anything!

I hope your mum's elbow is better soon and that your mimi is feeling all better very very soon.

Dachshund Nola said...

Paws crossed for your momma and grandma!
Love the pics, and I hope you got something outta it!

Cole said...

Your poor mom and poor Mimi!!!! I hope they're both feeling much better soon! I'm a little disappointed you aren't pawticipating in the toy/treat swap that Nola and I are hosting. Maybe next time?!

My Dog Sam - Ruptured Disk said...

Hi Puddles, we really like your photos. All of them - you photograph really well too. Must be the good looks. Has your mom tried a few sessions of acupuncture? I get that once a month but your mom might have to go more often. If it does anything, she should see results within 6 sessions. Meanwhile, we send our best wishes to Mimi.

Marilia said...

I loved your nails, you're very fashion! Kisses and a great week!

Unknown said...

Puddles, you sure are haut! I just don't know why I can't have every hair in place!!! Praying for Mimi and Mom
Lovies, Miss Mindy

The Websters said...

Totally praying for your Mimi. She needs to get out in a flash!

Mrs. Master's mom is called Mimi too. I'm not sure if I'm allowed to call her that though.

Umm...onetime Master had a cyst in his hand and he wacked it really hard with a book and it fixed it. Your mom should wack her elbow with a book. That's how we roll here at Webster Manor.


jen said...

So sorry to hear about Mom's elbow again and about Mimi! We'll send good vibes their way!
Love your pumpkin pictures Puddles!! You are so frickin adorable!

houndstooth said...

Puddles, your glamour shots are fantastic! Oh, you make that pumpkin (and that photobombing radio) look good! I hope your mom and your Mimi are both feeling better soon.


Hannalei said...

Oh bum elbows are no fun. ;( Hope Mom feels better soon and many many prayers for your Mimi. How scary. The Weens all send their love for your Mom & Mimi!!

Now onto those photos. Dahling.. you simply look furbulous! Did you say something about wanting treats? I am thinking about making treats for my highly allergic little pal next weekend. You should pop on over. :)

Sarah & le Weens

Remington said...

Boring and Miss Puddles....NOT possible! You look awesome! I hope your mommy gets better soon and Mimi is in our thoughts and prayers....

The Furries of Whisppy said...

We'll be purring and woofing and praying for your Mimi and your Mommy!
And we love that first photo of you. Your eyes were sparkling!

Sketching with Dogs said...

Hey Girlfriend you are extra purties and hawt rocking your blue nails today!
We are sending all our love and healing vibes and power of the paw to Mimi and your mum today. Hope they are both feeling a million paw-cent better soon!
Dip Bridge Elliot and Lynne (who has no paws with power but is sending lots of healing love)

Brian's Home Blog said...

Those are wonderful glamour shots Puddles!!!

Anonymous said...

Hope your Mimi gets better soon! And your bum Mum, too...get it? It rhymed! Bum Mum.

Your pictures looked most gawgeous! We're being pretty boring today at our house too. Just sent the baby home, so there's nothing else exciting to do.

Elyse and Riley

Marg said...

Oh Puddles, you are never boring especially with those blue toe nails. We love your pictures. We are sending lots of purrs and woofs for Mimi and for your Mom's elbow. Are you staying warm?? Have a great week and hope everyone feels better.

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Puddles, you are never boring!

We are sending purrs for the elbow to get better and for Mimi!

Yes, it is purrty funny that Meowm thinks she is dominant. We try to humor her a little bit though.

georgia little pea said...

Dear Pudds, once again I am late to the party because The Typist has been avoiding the computer and her duties as my typist and she doesn't even have a bum elbow as an excuse. Unlike everyone else here, she also has no idea what that radio photo bombing thing means. Please excuse her stoopidity.

You are, as always, dang hawt and very purty. I hope that pumpkin was a 100kg giant because otherwise, I am having a hard time imagining how petite you are. I bet you're a size 0. Don't ask me what size I am okay?

This is rambling too much now because we just woke up, it's raining and we haven't had coffee yet. So that's all. I hope your Mimi gets well soon. There's nothing worse than not being able to do housework and cook when you want to.

Big hugs! Hooroo! Your friend, Georgia Little Pea X

My Mind's Eye said...

MIMI I see you out there stalking us MOL.
You HAVE TON OF prayers from us...Madi and Mom!

Puddles D. Rainwater...there is one thing I can 100% gaur-ra-tee you are NEVER EVER BORING...especially when you are sporting electric blue tootsies. From one diva to another YES YOU ARE LOOKING HAWT AS ALL GET OUT. Your Mum best be glad you are vertically challenged and could not reach her paw holding the treats.
As for elbow surgery may I suggest taking. Your Mums car keys away..then she could not go to the gym

Sankissjuice said...

You are very pretty. Your eyes look like there was blue eyeliner on, hehe, to match your blue nails. Where can I get those lovely nail colours? I want to put it on my cat, the gorgeous girl, like you are, very diva-like. Oh yes, when the elbow is all back to normal, I hope youcan grab a DIVA badge and write us a funny, creative story (see my blog). Lastly, I need some technical advice from your mummy at some point.

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving!!!


Jans Funny Farm said...

You're pretty as ever, Puddles. Would some super glue help your typist's elbow? Or does it need sewing? We've got lots of different size sewing needles.

Lots of purrs and pawhugs for your Mimi.

Ruby said...

Oh, Puddles, you could NEVER be borin'!!!
I'm sendin' your Mimi some goooood vibes and shakes (?? I don't know, it sounded good, so I'm makin' Ma type it!) I hopes she's out of the stinky hospital very soon!
I have to say that I am VERY impressed with the ability of keepin' your furs in way that's happenin' to me!! bol
Anyhu, I LOVE the fall album....I hope you got that treat, and I'm sendin' you some Cheetos....don't know why.....



Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Fantastic photo shoot! You Do look glamorous. We're glad you told us it was when your nails were first painted 'cause we thought that polish lasted a looooonnnnggg time!

We hope your typist and Mimi get well VERY soon. We're sending some healing vibes.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Poor Mom and Poor Mimi - we hope they both are well again soon. Maybe your typist could get one of those thingies where you talk and it makes your 'puter type what you say? Sorry we don't know what they are called.

We can't find anything wrong with any of your pics, they are all great.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

stellaroselong said...

Wow your nails are beautiful i never hold still for my mom so its impossible to paint my nails...sending good juju to the sickies at yur house...
stella rose

Matilda the Boxer said...

Oooh, you have me so excited! I can't WAITS for next week! I think I'm going to pawty all week. It's not every day you turn 5, after all.

And yes, we were super-happy with how much we raised this year! Last year's total was $13k, so we earned around $5k more this year!

Sweet William The Scot said...

You're posing with a fake pumpkin! Why don't you have a real pumpkin?
Are you the real Puddles or are you a fake Puddles?
I got your e-mail and your secretary sounded overwhelmed, I pray everybody be well soon. O.K.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot

Molly the Airedale said...

We're sending lots of AireZen to Mimi and to your mom, Puddles! We love your autumn shots with Mr Pumpkin!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

You sure are prettiful! I also hate photo bombers, Floyd is always ruining my best shots... Usually with his tail!

Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said...'s never borin...And you do look purrrrrty fur da beast. How you get so patient?????

You takes good care of Mum's elbow. And me is sendin good Florida vibes to MiMi and to Mum too.

Patrice and Higgins said...

OMD, I was so in a trance from your eyes I almost sent you a bag of cheetos!! Can you come and to my house and put my mom into a trance so I don't have to steal her yogurt...with those eyes she will just give it to me!! BOL!!


Bassetmomma said...

Oh Puddles, I sure hope your Mimi is okay. We are sending all of our positive thoughts her way and also some for your Momma's darn elbow that keeps wanting to play tennis. Your photo shoot is awesome. Your eyes really do look gorgeous and I see why you wanted to pose with a pumpkin. Orange....need I say more. :)

rottrover said...

Talk about GLAM shots!! Ms. DogFancy covergirl!! We're sending our strongest rottie healing vibes to your Mimi and also to your mom's el-bow!!

Sending virtual cheetos to the Puddles!!

-Bart and Ruby

Berts Blog said...

PUddles, you always blow me away with your beautiousness. Every picture is perfect. I love your eyes. I hope your human and her mum get feeling better.

I know I dont' always comment but I don't know what we would do if we were not able to look upon your magnificense every day.


Grady and Leonardo said...

Newfie love, hugs and smoochies being sent to your mimi for a quick recovery.

Hope your mamma's elbow gets better soon too.

We think you look simply gorgeous in all your photos.

The boys and Mom

Unknown said...

My mom sometimes types with one hand hehehehe


Ziggy Stardust said...

Oh Puddles, I have missed you girl. I am sorry about your Mommies bum elbow. I am crossing paws for your Mimi and hope that is she is all good very soon. My Mommy has the bum back but at least she can still type. Maybe Remington could offer some treatment for the elbow, he is a doctor. Have you thought about peeing on it? I have heard that works for something, I can't remember what, but its worth a try. All of your pictures are beautious as always my sweet pal. You look like you are very deep in thought on some, like thinking when will this be done, so I can have some cheetos. I love you girl, take care of Mommy.

Loveys Sasha

Anonymous said...

You are always pretty! Sending good vibes >>>>>

The Daily Pip said...

Are you going to eat that pumpkin??? I hear it tastes good with beer! Bawhahahahaa!

Your pal, Pip

P.S.: I am sending all my prayers and healthy, happy yorkie wishes to your grandma!

Dexter said...

I don't think elbow surgery can be all that hard. You should be able to manage at home with a bottle of Jim Beam and a couple of kitchen knives. Get a ball and socket joint from Home Depot. Your mom will be amazed at the range of motion.


Peggy Frezon said...

Great shots there Puddles! As for the elbow surgery, I think the best you can do is lick the elbow repeatedly, maybe that will help. Sending prayers for your Mimi too.

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

Even tho we Beaglebratz b way late with this, (don't really knowz y) we shure due hope your Mimi feelz better really soon fast.

Oh - an'we think all your pikchurez r purty sweet(or sumthin'like that)
Shiloh'n The DIVA Shasta

Smile With Your Tail said...

Prayers for MiMi!

That pawdicure is still so prettyful Puddles...I bet you make all the other doggies jealous over how stylish you are!

Daisy Boo certainly is jealous, although she won't admit it. Bol


A MilShelb Mom said...

We love your photos! We especially love the photo bombin' Dora radio! BOL!
We have a Mimi, too... but we spell it "Meme" and she is our Mom's grandmother and she is 90 years old.
We will be thinking of your Mimi. :)
~Milly and Shelby

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

We are full of sympathy, Puddles, as our typist still has a bum shoulder [although it is slowly improving] so we can't make all the comments we want to on all the doggie blogs. Hu-apes are imperfect, but they're what we've got and so far ours has never forgotten to feed us. And you, dear, are never dull!

Jed & Abby

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Oh, and we'll keep our paws crossed for your Mimi! Hope she's all better soon.

Jed & Abby

K9 Katastrophie said...

Hi Puddles, you sure are beautiful!!