Monday, December 10, 2012

A Card Story

 I has a funny card story I wanna tells ya'll bouts.

And dis here foto has not a single thingy to do withs my post
but I not has a foto to go withs my post today.
Well, of me anyways.
Likes our wallpaper with crowns?
I is a princess so I needs crowns.
Just kiddin', it's fake...they really be a window theres and mum put dat background theres in PSE.
But who cares cuz it, again ain't got squat to do withs dis post.

Nows here is a really bad, terrible, crappy foto of all my cards....
...but da cards be beautifuls.
Nows, does ya'll sees dat card withs da big arrow and circle?
Yea, likes you could miss it or sumptin.
(Yes, we gotted a bigger door to dislay my cards on)

Okays my story has to do withs dat card.

Mum: Puddles, you got another card in the mail
ME: (poppin' a cheeto in my mouf) Ooooooh hand it to me.
*opening card*
Mum: well, who is it from?
ME: Oh my gosh, you won't believes who it was from mum.
Mum: Are you going to tell me or not?
ME: It be from Tom and Suzanne!
Mum: Tom and Suzanne from my gym?
ME: yeppers, dat would be da ones...dat was awfully nice of them to send me a card
Mum: But, they are MY friends
ME: Whatevers, they sent me a card though.
ME: Mum, why don't you grabs da tape and sticks dis card up withs my udder cards so I can looks at it and relish in all da glory.

I thoughted dat was a most hilarious story. 
My mum's gym furiends sent ME a card instead of her...
Oh I loves Christmas!

And I has more card stories to shares dis week.
You can't stand can you?
But I has to wait cuz my dad be off work today so him can go to da dentist
and my mum has to go withs him to hold his hand cuz he be skeered shitless
cuz her loves him.

Christmas Card Contest
Snail Mail: 40
ecards: 9
telepathic: 1 from Shawnee (long story)

Hoomans: 1...
because 2 were addressed to them so dat gives them .5 each to makes a whole

Puddles.D. Rainwater


The Daily Pip said...

Bawahahahahahhaa! I have a funny card story, too. Your card arrived on Saturday and let me tell you, I had to rip it from my assistant's hands. It's FOR ME, I barked, but she was laughing so hard at the card that she just wouldn't let it go. I finally did get to see it and I sure do LOVE it!

My lazy assistant has still not sent cards out. Ann from Zoolatry made her a beautiful e-card of ME that she is going to send out this week. Still looking to replace her if you know any good assistants looking for work.

Your pal, Pip

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

We love that story. Guess it kinda tellz your mom just where she standz with her jim peeple. We hazn't even bin able tue open all our cardz yet cuz mom iz hoggin'em so she can say we ain't got that many. An'our aunt sis sez "this iz ridikulus" when she stopz by an'see'z the mail FUR US!
Shiloh'n The Diva Shasta

My Mind's Eye said...

Mol Mol Mol Mol Mol
Puddles that is the funniest card story I have ever heard. And those folks don't even live in Blogville...just goes to show you Puddles D. Rainwater you are known far and wide for your kindness, sweet personality, love of your fellow 4 leggers but mostly for your beer drinking cheeto popping.

Oh geez I'm sorry to hear your Dad has to got to the dentist. If the pull out all of his toofers, maybe you will be allowed to chew all his food for him.
Hugs Madi your BFFF

houndstooth said...

Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, this means you're not just famous on the internet, you're famous in your own hometown, too! I can just picture your humans looking all sad and depressed because they aren't getting any cards. I can't wait for the rest of the stories!


P.S. My dad shouldn't have messed with farting and blaming it on a dog with a blog!

Lovable Lily said...

Puddles, Puddles, Puddles.... You are amazing! All those cards just for YOU! The Kerazy lady must be so jelly that her gym furends sent a card to YOU. That is so funny how she got zilch from them. We can't wait to hear more of your card stories.

We hope that your Daddy will be OK. Dentist ~ YUCK!

Lily Belle & Muffin

Marg said...

Oh Puddles, you are way ahead in the card department. That was so nice of the gym people to send the card to the famous Puddles. Poor Mom. Take care.

georgia little pea said...

Dear Puddles,
The Typist says to tell you she hasn't received that many cards IN HER LIFE! She says to tell your mama she should change gyms. What does she know eh? Say, have you ever considered running for President? Like of the world? Hugs X

P.S. I hope your papa is okay and didn't faint or cry at the dentist.

jen said...

So you are more liked in your hometown than your Mom? Uh-oh, I see your Mom plottin somethin here Puddles!

Good luck to your dad at the dentist!

What Remains Now said...

No chance in the world that the hoomans will catch up now. I'm taking your card into work with me today and let my friend, other Lori, open it up. She is your number 1 fan. I'll send you a picture.

Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said...

WooHoo! Way ta go, girlfuriend! You is rockin round da Christmas card tree...even at da gym!


Unknown said...

Pawsome awesome cards Puddles. You will be running out of room soon. Have a marvelous Monday.
Best wishes Molly

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Pant Pant Snort snorrrrrt Pant
Hold on 87 seconds while we get our breffs back.

Snort sniff... OMD I am laffin SO hard my Eyes are Leakin and my nose is Runnin.. Wait ... I gotta get a Snot Rag... Blllleeeeeehhhhhhh
Blllleeeehhhhhh Whew that is...
HEY: Darn you Ernie.. don't wipe that in MY FURS... use the Snot RAG
you crazy Squirrel Fart.

OK... now THIS is the FUNNIEST CARD STORY I have heard so far this year!!! Better than DAD being Proud the other day beclaws he got an AD fur Direct TV.
I can NOT EVEN believe that your MUM's FURENDS sent YOU a card and NOT one to HER.
WHAT will happen Next... ???
An Envelope ADDRESSED to your MUM and sent EXPRESSED Delivery... with NO CARD inside???
Oh Puddles THIS Post just CRACKS us up!!!

Anonymous said...

Heeheehee, what else can we say, Heeheehee!

Your Pals
Susie & Bites

Matilda the Boxer said...

HAH!!! That's pawesome.

GOOSE said...

Bawhahhahhaa. PERFECT! Of course they would address it to you, the head of the household. MOM got a card yesterday at church and guess what? It had my name on it. BOL! Can't wait for your other story. I'll just sit her and wait and have a few (bags) of Cheetos. Oh and to answer your question. Your See Beautiful photo can be how YOU or your mom see beautiful. It could be Cheetos and beer or a deaded squirrel or whatever. As long as you see beautiful in it, then it is perfect.

Brian's Home Blog said...

Well you are sure gonna win, it's in the cards!

Millie and Walter said...

That was very funny of your moms friends to address the card to you. Do they follow your blog?


Remington said...

I would say your mommy's friends like you better than her....kinda sad.... Awesome cards!

The Websters said...

HAHAHA. I thought the best part of your story was that your mom is going to the dentist with your dad b/c she loves him.


Anyway, tell your dad that Master has a cavity so they can be sad about the dentist together.


Two French Bulldogs said...

To funny! Now we know mom is very very jealous! Good one Puddles
Benny & Lily

Peggy Frezon said...

That's great! I guess they know who's the boss. I love your card door!

Bassetmomma said...

Hahahaha! How wonderful that your Momma's friends sent you a card instead of her! Oh you must have loved rubbing that in her face! LOL!

Dachshund Nola said...

I laughed so hard I peed! OMD, that was the funniest thing I've ever read! My fav part? Your dad being skeered shitless by the dentist.

stellaroselong said...

Your mom goes to the gym? Does she cook, and sew also...apparently robot moms BUY gym memberships but they don't go...I don't think Mom knew I could get more christmas cards from there tho? Um? Thank you for sending kenna the grandmonster her own special card..puddles that was very nice of you....your poor dad and the dentist our house hates the dentist they rank right up there with bugs and
stella rose

Linda said...

Oh Puddles you are famous, we even know who you are way over here in Seattle. That would be 2796 miles.
Next you'll be getting cards from
the dentist and grocery store clerks.

xo Cinnamon

Lucy-Fur, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Hey, um, so we don't think we have your snail mail address - and we'd LOVE to make sure you get WAY more cards than the humans (our humans get like, 3, maybe). Can you peemail your address to us (our peemail is lizdranow AT modernskiracing DOT com) Thanks! Mom is slowly working her way through the card list (at least she realizes that writing out our cards shouldn't interfere with the time she spends playing with us).

However, Miss Puddles, we are most distressed by this header photo of yours where you are *gasp* wearing antlers. How many bags of Cheetos and six-packs of beer were you given up-front to perform such an indignity? You are much braver (and clearly better bribed) than we are!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Sketching with Dogs said...

Well done Puddles. Our humans have actually got more cards than us now - WHAT A CHEEK!!
We have a remedy for that though, we are going to eat them when they're not looking.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Katie said...

Ha, that's a great story. You are very popular, Puddles!

Oink oink,
Katie and Coccolino the mini pig

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Bwahaahaahaahaa! That is just the BEST story! Did they even include her on the card? Like 'and peeps' or something???!!! What a hoot!

We got 5 cards yesterday, but SHE got three....we think SHE's sending bribes to people. Hope your dad survived the dentist.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

rottrover said...

We gotted your card on Saturday and we LOVE it!! Mom has been cavorting with Pip's assistant. We don't know what they do, they just don't do our cards in a timely way!!!

-Bart and Ruby

Murray's Mouth said...

Your card display looks lovely!

Asta said...

Hehehehe. Of couwse they sent YOO the cawd. I find nothing stwange inthat. Aftew all, yoo awe the staw in the family. S glad yoo saw the tewwiew in the window on my bloggie, but I'm sad yoo cooldn't see the smileybox. Booo hooo i wondew why that happens
Soochie kisses

Ziggy Stardust said...

Puddles!! How ya be my sweet girly pal?? Your cards are super pawsome. I totally and completely and all the time and forever love the card I got from you. It is right in the center of my card display, just below my Remington. My Mommy is like the worst at sending cards, so I don't have many yet, but I plan to guilt her pretty good tomorrow so I hope she will get going.

Luvs ya girl

Loveys Sasha

Duke said...

Your door is getting filled up pretty fast with Christmas cards, Puddles, and today is only the 10th! We hope you have lots of doors in your house!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Sweet William The Scot said...

Why the krazy ladies gym send you a card Puddles? I think they be buttering you up for something Puddles! Maybe they want you to advertise for them, ya think.
Sweet William The Scot

Inger said...

Puddles, you will soon need a bigger door! It's only the 10th of December, imagine how many cards you'll have by Christmas! I think it was awfully nice of those gym people to send you such a beautiful card.

Wyatt said...

Love it...we must get mom and dad friends to start addressing their cards to Wyatt and Stanzie...that should be easy, they only get a couple...ha ha!

Wyatt and Stanzie

Unknown said...

hehe I LOVE your post Puddles. You da best woman!


My Dog Sam - Ruptured Disk said...

Yea Puddles...humans, not so much but I bet they're nice people.

Anonymous said...

BOL cool story! Great to know that you got a card instead of your mom, you sure are lovable by everyone!!
Can't wait for more cool stories :)

Declan said...

Now that is cool Puds. Know what happened to me the other day? The Postie knocked on the door, so Mum thought he had something for her. He said "Would you mind if I took a photo of Dec in his new jumper so I can send it to my kids?" Bwwwhhaa!!! Priceless! Deccy x

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

BOL! That IS a funny story!

You look very cute in that pic Miss Puddles!

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Aww Miss Puddles, we shouldn't laugh but ahahahahaha. This card giving is a total crack up and we love it. Our mum wonders why she hasn't got any cards but we tell her it's cause she hasn't any friends cept for us hehehe. Thanks for making us laugh and we hope your dad got on ok at the dentist. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Anonymous said...

You are getting far more cards than my mom ever has... just shows how popular are you cutie you :)

Evil Freddy! said...

How delightful.


Ruby said...

OMD! Puddles, you crack me ups!!! Poor Moms...sad that you gets greetings from HER friends, and she gets NADA!! BOL hehehe
Oh, the peeps are gettin' SO jelly of us quad-peds, aren't they??!
You should see Ma countin' ALL MY CARDS, and her....NOTHIN'!! BOL!! Oh, it's just gettin' sad...
Oh, I gots your card in the mails today...OMD! So funny! LOVED IT.
It really captures your...essence.


Reuben said...

I loves you Puddles, you always is giving me a smile :) Mama ended up ordering my cards from Walgreens because she no is inventive or able to wait more than one hour for anything.... no, I mean, because she had a coupon. So my cards no is as lovely as yours, but still, they is handsome (obviously, since I is on them).


Oskar said...

My peeps have still only gotten one! Check out today to see Santa's naughty list.

Nubbin wiggles,

A MilShelb Mom said...

Omg!! Too funny!
Milly and Shelby

KB said...

Puddles - you never cease to make me laugh. And, with this awful flu, that's quite an accomplishment today. The card story is HILARIOUS!

Unknown said...

BOL BOL!! OMD Puddles!! That made me and mummy laugh!! You have so many cards and you even get them off your mummys friends BOL!!!

Milo :)

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Dexter said...

Puddles, you slay me. Momma was snorting about your dad going to the dentist. We have the same problem with my Master.