Friday, January 4, 2013

House Huntin'

I reckon ya'll knows dat I likes to hunt.
(prolly cuz I tells ya'll all da time huh?)
Well I does, I likes to hunt squirrels, ground hogs, chipmunks, kittehs, anything really.
I is good at it too...I has deaded quite a few things in my life.

But does ya'll knows what is even betters than huntin'?
 Huntin' INSIDE da house!

Dats right, it's even more funner to hunt in da house.
Dat way you is still nice and toasty warm from da elements...and since I not do cold and rain it's perfect!
 They is sumptin' in da vent.
I thinks it may be an alien or a squirrel.
But hows would I knows cuz Brudder keeps gettin' all up in my business.

See dat hurts when it goes all flappin' around and knocks me in da head.
Anyways, so there is sumptin' alive in da vent and we sat theres fur like 8 hourse, barkin', scratchin', barkin' and scratchin' some mores and steppin' all overs dad's clothes .

Yep, but then Mrs. Killjoy comes in and tells us to knock it off.
"Woman, we is tryin' to protect you heres...go away!"

Well, it WAS fun while it lasted.
Hopefully mum will leave soon and I can resume huntin'.



The Daily Pip said...

You know what is even better than hunting inside ...hunting inside ON THE COUCH with a beer and a burger for energy. It's more a matter of just being ready in case an ant dared place one of its million feet on MY COUCH. Don't you worry, I would clobber any ant who tried.

And about my hunting lessons, my assistant is going to start working on the old bucket list this weekend.

Your pal, Pip

The Daily Pip said...

Trust me - IT'S THE LIGHTING! The botox stuff has her name on it!

♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...

Hee it. We used to hunt mouses in the house but after Weenie killed one and ate it they stopped coming.

Love Alberts tail.


Lovable Lily said...

Oh Puddles, we're so sorry that Mrs. Killjoy put a stop to your huntin'. Like you said, hopefully she'll go away real soon and you can continue on with your duty. Let us know what is living deep down in the floor.

Lily Belle & Muffin

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OMD OMD... you hunt IN the house??? Outta the elements???? Near your nappin bed???? Close to your foods and waters????? Inches from your toys? Feets away from your peeps?

PUDDLES .... You are a genius!!!!

Marg said...

We like to check out our vents too. WE just know there is a varmit under the house. That was rude of the Brudder to hit you in the head with his tail. Hope all of you have a great day.

Bobbie said...

HahaHa LOL!!! That last picture of you Puddles... that says it all!! Mrs. Killjoy? LOL! Gracie and you would get along great. It seems you have the same attitudes.. except you are more adventurous than she is. She is a lazy thing this time of year.. Now something in the vent might spark an interest though..
I hope you get to the bottom of this soon!

What Remains Now said...

That look! You certainly say a lot with your eyes, Puddles. There's a future blog post...The "Looks" of Puddles.

booahboo said...

Did that something finally went aways? if its isssssss a squirrel... you could let it stay there for a while as its really cold out there... they is wanting a warm place too. Even though squirrels are evil.

JUst do MORE barkings and your momma will close the door and leave you alone :D

woofs n licks,

Anonymous said...

Puddles, you go yell at Mom and explian, in HBO words, that protect the premises is you main job in like (other then eating & treats and barking and running and, Ohhhh you get the idea).

Your Pals
Susie & Bites

Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said...

What a pawty pooper her is. I says when you catches da vent introoder....make it all squishy and puts it in da Kerazy Lady's bed...under her covers.

ShellePenn said...

I am thinking Pip is right... hunting with a burger and beer and a blanket on a couch would be preferable... but if that vent was blowing that lovely warm air, well we might have to move our blanket, beer and burger over that way.

:) We've missed you all, too.
Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,

Inger said...

You know there's a blog from Sweden that's about a pack of Doxies that are trained hunting dogs. They hunt moose and deer in the deep forests, in the snow. They have colorful vests on them so they won't get shot by mistake. Who would mistake a Doxie for a moose, I don't know. But it also holds a GPS device, I think, so they can be tracked. They have the rough coats so they won't freeze. Forget what that kind of coat is called in English. I'm glad your mom likes the Swedish ornaments.

jen said...

And here I thought this was going to be about your Mom looking for a new house for you Puddles!
So what was in the vent, anything good?

GOOSE said...

How could she interrupt your hunting and protecting the home front?!! She'll be sorry when she wakes up in the middle of the night with a deranged squirrel at her throat. Then she'll be all like, "Oh Puddles help me Puddles. I'm sorry I did not let you deaded the crazy squirrel in the vent. Help me!" yea that will show her.

Matilda the Boxer said...

BOL, I thought you were hunting FOR a house! But that looks like a very impawtant job. I can't believe your momma made you stop! Humans have NO idea what we go through for them, honestly.

Unknown said...

BOL Funny Puddles. If that wasn't a Bog Off face in the last pic lord knows what is. I deeded a mouse last month. BOL brilliant I chased it round my friends pad and deaded it. We should go a hunting together pal. Hope mums Hell-bow is better. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly

The Websters said...

Um...I can't help but notice you have some PVC pipe need to pry off that vent and push the pipe down will help whatever is living in there to crawl up and then you can POUNCE IT!

Anyway, just ignore humans. They rarely have anything beneficial to contribute.


Anonymous said...

Yep, the Kerazy Lady is going to be screaming her little head off when a squirrel tries to dead her in the night! Then she'll wish she didn't make you sleep in your little kennel at night and let your useless Brudder in the bedroom with her! ;)

Seriously though, what kind of critter do you think is living in your air vents? It's gonna freak the Kerazy Lady out when she hears scratching in the vent ducts...

Just wait til she goes off to the gym one of those 87 times a week like she does, then pull that vent cover right off and go in for the kill then! Or does the Kerazy Lady not go to the gym now that she has her bum hellbow??

Have a great weekend!

Elyse and Riley

Unknown said...

What a caper!!!

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Mommy's getting goosebumps. She imagine cockroaches under that vent. *shudder*

Unknown said...

Well just get that varmit Puddles! Lovies, Miss Mindy

Lucy-Fur, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Parents ruin everything, don't they? Hey, um, if you want to dead a few things, you can come visit us; we've got tons of mice, and since we are 'ornamental' (so says Mom) and not hunters, we kind of leave the mice alone. But they do steal kibble from our bowl, so we wouldn't mind a few less mice. We just can't be bothered to do anything about them. But if you come, you can dead them, and we'll provide the beer. We'll even get Mom to go to the liquor store so you can have real beer and not the 3.2% alcohol beer that is sold in the grocery stores in Utah...

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

stellaroselong said...

Okay Puddles..I has got to tell you this story....My momma used to live in germany and next door to their home lived a german family with a small farm right in the town (cos that is how they does that over there) and they had a little long haired doxie named OODA...and everyday mom would here them hollar OODA COME SEE HERE cos they needed OODA to kill a mouse, or rat, or some ickylittle varmit on the do know you come from a long line of varmit killers...that is what the german man told my mom about you doxies that you have killer blood runnn thro your veins...just thought i would share that info with the way we have a new baby and we are passing out the cigars....
stella rose

Millie and Walter said...

Puddles, isn't you mom worried about what you and Albert were hearing down there? There could be some real vermin running around in your vents so she should let you track and dead them.


My Mind's Eye said...

MOL MOL MOL Mrs. Kiljoy...I think her sister lives here Puddles.
You know if she doesn't appreciate your best efforts to keep the family safe then so be it all you can do is try!!! Don't tell my mom I told you this but we don't have noises come from our vent...we have furs (dust) flying every time the heat comes on.
Hugs sweet thing

My Mind's Eye said...

PS that look you gave over your shoulder sent my mom into most entertaining pig snorts.
thanks for doing that too cause mom needed a good belly lough.

rottrover said...

We are SO underappreciated! We love the look you're givin' your mum! We thought when we saw your title you were movin' too - away from the stoopids. Dad has been watching Moonshiners on TVs and mom always thinks about the stoopids when all those country boys are talking. BOL!!

-Bart and Ruby

Dachshund Nola said...

Always butting in on our business!

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

You tell her Puddles! Hope you catch the evil critter invading your home!

Ziggy Stardust said...

Puddles I bet your Mommy won't be kicking you out when that thing in there comes and bites her toes. Sheeeeesh, sometimes Mommies don't appreciate how hard we work to protect them. Watch out for that what ever it is and if its foodables, please dead it and send it to me for Madis Mayor buffet.I need more meat.

My Mommy has a nasty chest crud thingy now. How did you get your Mommy feling better? It must be a bad month for sick Mommies.

Loveys Sasha

Sketching with Dogs said...

Haha, we think your mum got the message from that look Puddles!
Happy hunting, ooooh, we are intrigued to know what the monster in the vent is.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

georgia little pea said...

You fooled me! I thought you were going hunting for a house. If looks could kill, your mama would be dead. So what was it? A rat? Or just hot air? ;)

houndstooth said...

Those humans have no appreciation for how much we do for them! I hope you figure out what's inside that vent, and that your mom appreciates your efforts once you catch the varmint!


Scooter said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, I bet that's some kind of scary, rotten, toy thief living in there! I'm glad you're trying to bash it before it can cause any mischief. Say, maybe it can be blamed for any bad things that might happen in your house! Hmmmm. Anyway, happy hunting!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Unknown said...

Well done Puddles for trying to defend your humans, some peoples just don't appreciate the hard work us dogs do! I hope you had fun hunting while it lasted!
Love Milo :)

My Mind's Eye said...


Pippen said...

You know... if it was us, we'd just leave the vermin down in the vent. It'll probably come out in the middle of the night when every buddy is sleeping in their kennels... and it'll jump in your mom and dad's bed and no buddy will be able to save them! Did you mention that to your mom? It'll happen in the middle of the night... that's the important part!

Sam and Pippen

PeeS. Hope you are feeling better!

GOOSE said...

Puddles I am so glad to hear that you are doing better. I was so very very very worried about you. When I heard I dropped down on all four knees and started saying my very best prayers for you. And I am sure that no matter what your furs look like you are as beautiful as ever. Now you just take it easy, don't drink any beer (until the drugs has left your system), but eat plenty of Cheetos, just to take the edge off. And remember if you are seeing double that means that you can eat twice as many, cuz you are not seeing right.

Duke said...

We love hunting inside our house too, Puddles. Sometimes it's bugs and sometimes it's mice. If it moves - we're on it!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Lovable Lily said...

Puddles, please stop with the swellings! You gave us a good fright.

We hope you are feeling much better now.

Lily Belle & Muffin

Treasure said...

I bet it is an alien! You should take a picture of it when you catch it. You will be FAMOUS!!!

Good hunting!

~Treasure the Dacshund

Ruby said...

Okays Gurls, I'm leavin' you a comments because I just want to be sures your gonna gets my Airedale healin' vibes.....Good!
Okay, now I knows befores you gots all swelly and everythings, you were tryin' to alert your Moms abouts the mouse in the vents. Why oh why don't the peeps listen to us??? When we say there is somethin' in the vents...there is SOMETHIN' IN THE VENTS!! Puddles, what are we gonna do with them?!
Okays, now, abouts those drugs.....
Rest up my sweet (um, sorry, my demented) furend...we gots LOTS of pawtying to do at Diva Madi's swearin' in ceremonies!


Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

What swelling? Are you ok, Puddles? If, as seems most likely, you have mice in the vents, sniff carefully before ingesting just in case they ate some mouse poison. Good hunting.

Anonymous said...

Mrs Killjoy? My mom is one too... for instance I like to bark at everything and she won't let me.

georgia little pea said...

PUDDLES! Your face what???! You are way too small to have a balloon on your face. You make sure your mama gives you more treats than usual and does whatever you want. WHATEVER! You hear? She'll do it for sure. Humans are all suckers at times like these. Big Hugs XXX

♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...

Oh no Puddles. Just heard yiou was sweeling up. Are you OK? Do you look like a balloon?

Please get betters soon.


Mary Lou said...

There is an alien or a squirrel in that vent? Hmmm.... What about a cross between the two? ;op
Love, Raelyn.... And Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!

Anonymous said...

Hunting sure is fun! I hunts the flies and bugs in my house :)

Berts Blog said...

Be patient little PUddles, she will get side tracked soon enough and you can go right back to your huntin.


Dougall-the-Scottie said...

Love a bit of indoor hunting. Usually for bugs. Great fun!

Alien said...

Ok. You got me. I was hiding under that vent spying on you for the FBI. My bad.


STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Puddles, you have a vent in the floor you can go hunting at??? How cool is that. We want one now. My brother's tail nearly knocks me out when it hits my head. It's like being hit by a rubber hose, sheesh! No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Mary Lou said...

I just learned on Sasha's Blog that you had a bad reaction to some vaccine!! I am so sorry!! :-(
--Raelyn and Rose

KB said...

Holy Moly, what fun!!! I just saw the comment before mine and I really hope that you're healthy enough to keep huntin' at that vent.

Anonymous said...

BOL! Puddles if looks could kill, you'd be an orphan BOL

Waggin at ya,