Greetings everybuddy!
Me and Pip is currently on ours way back to da states....withs Bertie's licker cabinet.
...and I has no idea why we is da only ones on da plane.
...and I has no idea why we is da only ones on da plane.
We had a most wonderful time in Scotland with Bertie (and his licker cabinet).
Scotland is such a beautiful place and they has some of da most delish food I has evers tasted.
And well Pip just HADS to go callin' out to da migies and I hads to go save his butt....hehehehe.
Next we will be in my home state terrorizin' visitin' Marge and all her animals.
I can't wait to sees me some real live donkies..
But, since I will be so close to my house, if ya'll happens
to sees my mum tell hers ya'll hasn't seen me.
I think her has been watchin' too much news if you know what I mean.
Furiends...don't worry, I is keepin' Pip under controls.
And we has bail bondsdoxies, that always helps.
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Next I has Circus informationals dat ya'll is just gonna loves!
Somebuddy...can't remembers who...but somebuddy thought
it would just be a brilliant idea furs ME to be in da
DRUNK TANK...er, DUNK TANK!
But I said, "Sure why not, it's fur a good cause".
So furiends ya'll can pays $1 or $10 to dunk my butt in da
dunking tank. It's really only $1 but I should get more furs bein' in water.
Even though I despise water I will put on my big girl panties
(and be bringin' lots of Frizzease) furs a worthy cause.
Nows dis is hows you gets to dunk me....
On Friday Feb. 15 you go to da Circus Blog and leave a comment sayin' you really hates to dunk me but it's to help our furiends in need...then you pay your monies on da chip in dat will be up then.
And then on Saturday you can come back and dunk me again.
Just remembers dis is what I looks like all nice and dry.
Somebuddy...can't remembers who...but somebuddy thought
it would just be a brilliant idea furs ME to be in da
DRUNK TANK...er, DUNK TANK!
But I said, "Sure why not, it's fur a good cause".
So furiends ya'll can pays $1 or $10 to dunk my butt in da
dunking tank. It's really only $1 but I should get more furs bein' in water.
Even though I despise water I will put on my big girl panties
(and be bringin' lots of Frizzease) furs a worthy cause.
Nows dis is hows you gets to dunk me....
On Friday Feb. 15 you go to da Circus Blog and leave a comment sayin' you really hates to dunk me but it's to help our furiends in need...then you pay your monies on da chip in dat will be up then.
And then on Saturday you can come back and dunk me again.
Just remembers dis is what I looks like all nice and dry.
Okays I is done withs all my infomercials.
Puddles
Puddles
45 comments:
Oh Puddles I just came from Ms. Marg's. Jumpin' Catfish you nearly took out Smoke and Joe. Thank goodness you radio was turned up so they heard you before they saw you!!
MOL you stole Bertie's spirits cabinet. I don't think it qualifies as a carry on!! No wonder you are the only one on the plane.
Hugs madi your BFFF
Looks like you are giving your friend the "ride" of a lifetime! Keep having fun!
Lovies, Miss Mindy
What happen to all of them peoples on the flight back? Did they hear that Puds and Pip is on board and refuse to board? hehehhee
Yous looks very pretty nice n dry. ru sures you'll be ok on them dunking thinggies?
I told you donkeys don't do tricks - horses do tricks not donkeys. Now, I am sure Smoke didn't mean to toss your butt into that pile of hay ...but we warned you.
Dust yourself off and let's have a beer. I think maybe the kitties are almost willing to share their cat food with us. I am turning on my super duper kitty charm.
Your pal, Pip
First PUddles, my dear, let me commend you on taking such good care of Pip on the tour and secondly, I don't think you are a drunk and I don't want to see you in the drunk take. I mean, constantly being dunked in water. That sounds more like a job for ME......Yes....they can dunk me all they want. So if you don't want to do it all day, you just let me know, I'll fill in for you now and again.
Yeah water.......
How sweet is that! You have a private plane. Of course, we wouldn't expect anything less for our furend Pip.
You can bet we'll be there at the dunking tank. Maybe we'll even be the first in line....
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
On second thought ...if we could reach some kind of deal with Smoke and Joe ...we could take this show on the road, maybe even to Vegas. They perform and we give them all the beer and Cheetos they want.
Oh Joe and Smoke would love a trip to Vegas especially if beer and Cheetos are in on the deal. Pip you can ride Joe and Puddles, we think you and Smoke would make a great pair since you are both wild.
We sure did enjoy seeing you two.
No wonder you almost ran over Smoke, Puddles. All the liquor in those cabinets on your way home. Take care and drive carefully Puddles.
Do we gets to see pictures of you after you is all wet and drunked?
What with all that LICKER that you and Pip Perloined ... I suppose you will be wantin ICE in that DrUNK Tank.
And when the 87,000 folks DUNK YOU they will hear you screaming
BOTTOMS UP!!!
I'm picturing this dunk tank looking like one of those champagne glass tubs at Niagra Falls now...
Bunny
Great infomercials Puddles. We are loving your Thelma and Louise tour. Looking forward to the drunk tank. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly
How did you and Pip get a plane all to yourself?
oH Puddles and PiP I for one is so glad you made it back to the states in one piece cos I have heard that those prisons over the ocean are much harder on you than the ones here...I was worried that they would keep you.....yes, we are still grounded and I only got to post this message cos mom is still asleep .....i currently have several of your pictures from the different places you have visited on my wall...I am practicing my puddles voice very day....and my puddles walk...stella calls it a stagger..like a liquored up stagger, whatever that means...have fun today visiting S. C. Yours truly...maggie the moose
You are going to need a long rest after all this traveling, my friend....
I just got back from Marg's. Puddles Puddles, Puddles. Girl I do believe you did make an ass of yourself. Bawhahhaha. Love it. As for the dunking, I will for sure be there. And I am bringing my life preserver for you. Consider me you personal life guard.
Blessings,
Goose
How the hell did you get that through airport security? Bring it back with you when you come to Yorkshire.... Deccy x
I can't wait till Pip and you visit me on February 17. Bertie showed you a really great time with that fried Mac and Cheese. It's a wonder the plane could take off with that in your belly.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot
I was wonderin da same ting....what happened to every buddy on da plane? Do hope you has a pilot, or did you drive da plane too?
We're wondering if you two are going to get your own reality TV show out of this tour? We would tune in for sure!
Keep Calm & Bark On,
Murphy & Stanley
You and Pip sure are having a good time on your trip. I will have to squeeze my mom's credit card to dunk you. That is going to be fun!
Millie
Puddles, it was such a pleasure having you and Pip to visit.
Now about returning the contents of my whisky cabinet...
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
Oh my word you guys are pawrtying it up! Be careful out there. Don't drink licker while driving
Snuggles,
Benny & Lily
Puddles, our Mewom went "SQUEEEEEEEEE" when she saw you in the "dry" picture. She said you are so cute in your little pink outfit!
Yes Puddles, that is Junior. The photo is enhanced a bit, giving colors that pop more. Meowm had another good cry over him last night, and is a bit weepy today. She says thanks for the hug.
I sure am glad you got to tell Smoke and Joe a big hello!
We are suprised you could even see the plane if you were so drunk!
Oh, we will be dunkin' you young lady - will you be filling it up with beer?
Dip Bridge and Elliot x
So basically, you're wanted in two countries now??? Bwahaha! I don't know why there's no one else on that plane with you...unless it's headed straight for the FBI building in DC...maybe you should've been suspicious about there being no one else on that plane. ;)
No, but seriously, it's so great that Pip has you to be his tour guide for this great journey!
Elyse and Riley
Ok, so I'm so excited for you guys to visit here but Mrs. Master is all, "OH I"M SO BUSY WITH WORK AND TAYSIA BLUE AND MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY."
Why are humans so selfish and crazy?
I hope there's still some stuff left in the liquor cabinet by the time you get here.
Nora
Ok, about our slot machine fund ...if we get Stone to agree to join our Dog and Donkey Show and make it to Vegas, we can buy our very own slot machine and instead of money it will spit out Cheetos.
Now, if I can just convince the donkeys to put on these hot pink grass skirts and do the Hula dance, we are in business!
I'm so glad you and Pip are having so much fun. But are you sure you know what kind of plane you're on? I've never seen an empty plane like that before. So, I'm a little worried and hope you will let us all know ASAP when you're back in these United States, OK?
OMD!! Puddles, I don't know whats to say! You and Pip all hangin' out with those Asses?! You better watch out gurl, those Asses are BIG!! That's ALOT of junk-in-the-trunk if ya know what I mean!! Holy cwrap!
Well, I can't waits to dunk you Puddles!! BOL I still thinks you should fill the dunk tank with the beers! Then they will soften and silkenize you furs, and you can make a drinkin' games out of it! You gets a drink every times some doggie dunks ya! Oh, what great funs! You might need an extra kegs!
Okays, Ma is yellin' agains to gets off the puter and stop the snortin'....
Kisses,
Ruby
We wondered why you weren't in First Class, but if you're the ONLY ones on the plane..then it's okay.
We hope you can get the cabinet through customs. Roxy is counting on you spiking the punch at the Valentine's Day Ball.
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
OMD You and Pip are becoming quite the travelers. Was you all alone on that plane or was everyone else passed out..??
We will be at the dunking booth fur sure.
hugs
Bailey, Hazel & Greta
What a world tour you and Pip are having! Did you pop by my way? I don't remember reading anything about giant earthworms, sharks and gympie gympies, so maybe not. You look very purty in your sweet polka dot dress. BWAH haha! :)
I have the 15th circled. I have been doing odd jobs around the house for mom and dad like cleaning up cheerios off the floor and also cookie crumbs. I have saved quite a few dollars and You, Miss Puddles, will be going down!! Ever since you tried to horn in on my love affair with Samson... Oh, don't play coy with me girlfriend. I've seen you look at him.. and flash those blue nails his way trying to woo him.. ahemm.. Oh. Okay. Mom said I have to get off of here and that I should stop being so catty. After all, I am a dog. So, see you at the dunking booth. Oh. WAit a minute. I'll see you before then, you and the Pipster will be by SAturday to spend the day at our house.. *insert demonic laughter here* See you then Miss Puddles... :-)
Oh. I forgot to sign my name. Gracie. (in case you didn't know.
Love your dress!
Nola
Puddles,
Is dey gonna dunk you in beer? If so do you want company? :)
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae and Max
I think that we should dunk you in the whiskey from that licker cabinet you stole :)
Puddles I must say the last picture is a lovely portrait of you. Scotland did look like a blast and that fried mac and cheese thing OMD,that looked so good. I must try 2 get the recipe. How did you manage to get that licker cabinet through customs?? You and Pip are amazing. I am gonna have to come and dunk you at the circus. I can't resist, but have you thought about a scuba suit to keep your hairs protected? I can't wait for Friday with you and Pip! Is it Friday yet?
Loveys Sasha
P.s. Friday????
Puddles Is it Friday now?
BOL! That sweet innocent photo of you almost made me reconsider dunkin your tail Hahahhaha and then I thought...NOT! Breakin into my treat fund jar...Oooo whoa there's lots of green papers in there Heh Heh Heh - you're gonna be one soppy doxie ;P
Waggin at ya,
Roo
PeeS: Now just to be clear...each $1 gets me one dunk right? ;)
Geez... Before this is all over Dachshunds will plummet from the top 10 best loved breeds to become the worst loved.
Honest, people of the world, we are not all like Miss Puddles.
Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
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