Monday, February 25, 2013


Well, look who it is...ME!
I ain't gonna mention any names but somebuddy
hasn't been holdin' up to their end of da deal withs my bloggie
and has not posted fur me because she claims she can't type.
(dat is da biggest prerequisite for havin' a blog)
NOR, has hers taken any decent fotos of me.

Dis is all I has...
...and it is pathetic.
Doesn't nearly capture my beauty as I would like.

Da unmentionable hooman has been complainin' bouts a silly elbow.
So if anybuddy knows of a hooman withs a good elbow dat will takes orders from me
has them apply fur a typin' job dat may soon come open.
So sorry we has been a little MIA but I heres now.
And I'll be comin' 'round to sees ya'll.

And today Pip and me is gonna be at Casey and Cinderella's so I hopes ya;ll
will drop by to sees what we has done is doin'

Gee, dats it fur today...well dis was a not so fun post huh?


UPDATE: we just gotted word dat mum's uncle has passed away so we
will be hit and miss fur da next few don't feel likes you has to
leaves a comment.

We loves and will miss you Uncle Garnet.
YOu will always be in our hearts.


Marg said...

Oh Puddles, we love seeing your smiling face any old time. Poor Mom and that darn elbow. Hope it gets better soon. Have a great week. And be careful with your driving Puddles.

Marg said...

Oh Puddles, we love seeing your smiling face any old time. Poor Mom and that darn elbow. Hope it gets better soon. Have a great week. And be careful with your driving Puddles.

Bobbie said...

Every post is a fun post with you Puddles. Just to see your smiling face and 'listen' to you gripe a I hope your mum's elbow feels better. (Be nice!) Have fun!

Katie said...

We are so sorry to hear about your uncle. Our thoughts are with you. And for the record, Puddles, we DO love that picture of you :-)

Oink oink,
Katie and Coccolino the mini pig

houndstooth said...

I'm very sorry to hear about your mom's uncle! My mom's dad has been in the hospital for over a week now and will probably be there a lot longer, so we've been scarce, too. Don't fret over it, life happens sometimes! It was good to catch a glimpse of you in the fur, though! ;)


HoundDogMom said...

Puddles, our human must have the same thing wrong with them as well. She is horrible with our blog anymore. Guess she is failing at her New Years Resolution she made to us. We hope your Mom feels better soon and we are sorry to hear about your Uncle. Sniffs, The HoundDogs

Corbin said...

So sorry for the loss of you & mom's uncle! I was glad to see a pretty picture of you. Thoughts will be with your family through the next few days. But, will you do me a favor? Just make sure your mom knows that you will be in FANTASTIC hands on Thursday, okay?

The Furries of Whisppy said...

We're so sorry to hear about Uncle Garnet. :(
And we hope your Mom's elbow heals up soon too!

What Remains Now said...

I'm so sorry to hear about your mom's uncle. Please take care.

Scooter said...

I totally understand Puddles. I have an assistant that claims she is too busy with kids work etc!! Its so hard to find good assistants now days!! Sorry bout the uncle and our thoughts are with your family.

Jazzi and Addi

Unknown said...

Sorry to hear about your Uncle and that mums' hell-bow is playing up. Maybe you need to trade her in for a new model? POTP to you all. Just off now to see what Thelma and Louise is up to.
Best wishes Molly

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

We are very sorry to hear the sad news about your Uncle Garnet.
Your mum's Hellbow needs a good Barkin To. It MUST stop getting in the way of YOUR BLOG.

Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said...

So so sorry to hear about your Uncle Garnet. Sorry about the elbow too. We were very hap-pee to see dat you is still alive and kickin and lickin and all dat good stuff.

If you find a new typist, can you see if her has a double dat I could have. My typist is MIA most of da time and me might haves to let her go...permanently!

Millie and Walter said...

Hi Puddles, I'm sorry to hear about your mom's elbow and her uncle passing away. I sure had fun showing you and Pip around my city yesterday. Have fun in Texas.


Remington said...

I am so sorry to hear about your Uncle....

GOOSE said...

Seeing any photo of you is good enough for me. Of course I see you photo every day. It sits on the entertainment center. I just look up and there you are. So Puddles my dear you have someone looking up to you every day.
I am sorry to hear about your uncle. Your family will and are in me and MOM's prayers friend.

Matilda the Boxer said...

I'm so sorry about your uncle. I'm glad you and Pip were able to visit today, though. It was so much fun!!

My Mind's Eye said...

Puddles we are so very sorry about Uncle's passing. Many purrs and hugs to you all and Uncle's family.
Hugs Madi your BFFF
PS We hope the crazy ladies' elbow feels better soon.

stellaroselong said...

We are sorry about your Uncle's passing also. We are also sorry your mom is lazy like ours...maybe when the weather gets warm we should put them on craigslist and just start all over.....
by the way Walter from Tilly's says to tell you Hi...oh yeah we never talked about walter on here did we........
Maggie and Stella rose

Soggibottom said...

Puddles your always welcome to borrow my paws for typin, but it takes me ages to understand yer.:-)
Sorry for your mums uncle little mate. I just luvs that pic of you too.. luvs Freya Rose Blossom X

The Daily Pip said...

Oh I am so sorry about your mom's uncle go and do what you need to do and I will stay right here and guard the Texas size cheeseburger. No I promise not to eat it all (insert evil laughter)

Anonymous said...

So sorry to hear about your Mum's uncle passing away. :(

Hope Mum's hellbow gets better soon...this is the never ending hellbow from hell!

We think you looked gawjuss in that picture, even if it wasn't the greatest pic...

Elyse and Riley

The Websters said...

We are so so so sorry to hear about your mom's uncle.

Please be extra nice to your mom and give her lots of extra love.

Praying for your mom's elbow and heart.


Mollie said...

Oh Puddles, so sorry to hear about Moms uncle.. I think you should have your photo taken with MY earwings, don't you..BOL xx00xx

Mollie and Alfie

Two French Bulldogs said...

Assistants have more excuses! We feel for ya
Benny & Lily

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

We are so sorry for your loss.

We hope the typists elbow gets better soon!

Sketching with Dogs said...

We are so sorry to hear about your mum's uncle, hugs to her.
Oh noes, not the elbow still. It is awful when things drag on - Mum has had a cough for about 5 weeks now, gahh.
Any pic of you is a good pic Puddles!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Ziggy Stardust said...

Puddles we are sorry to read about Uncle Garnet. Tell your Mum we love her and Mommy said a prayer. I love seeing pictures of you so I hope the bad elbow gets better but the picture you have is very nice. I think we should workout a Mommy combo program. My Mommy can type like the wind and is pretty good at pictures if she had a good camera. Your Mum can get out and do things more than mine with her back stuff. There has to be a way to combine them. Let me know. Don't worry about visiting, just please give your family loveys .

Loveys Sasha

Anonymous said...

So sorry for that elbow-thingy...hope it gets better. And take your time :)

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Sad about your uncle. We'll be here when you get back.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

georgia little pea said...

Dear Puddles, we are so sorry to hear about your mama's uncle. please give her a big hug for us.

You must be a bit more sympathetic and gentle with her, okay? I am harsh with The Typist, its true, but she only has a fractured toe and that shouldn't stop her being able to type like a bad elbow would. How about you give your mama a nice restful week. If she doesn't buck up after that, you can always poop in the bathroom again to remind her who's boss ;)

Sorry, this comment has become a novel. Hooroo! X

Unknown said...

aww sadness :(

Brian's Home Blog said...

It is always so good to see you Puddles! We sure are sorry to hear about your Mom's Uncle though. Hugs from all of us.

Anonymous said...

WE MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

Your Pals
Susie & Bites

Dexter said...

Miss Puddles,
Sorry about your human uncle passing. That is going to make things a little muddled around the house for a while.

I sure hope the nameless human gets that elbow fixed. To be honest, I have heard it is perfectly possible to type with one hand if one is determined, so you better check to see if she is maybe just being lazy.

The photo, despite your protestations, is lovely.


liparifam said...

Sorry for your family's loss, Puddles :( Give your Mum a sympathy hug for me...

Cowspotdog said...

Puddles - Really - you mean to say you can't type yourself....with those long claws I would of thought it would be easy.

Molly the Airedale said...

We are so sorry to hear about your mom's Uncle Garnet, Puddles.

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Jans Funny Farm said...

We're sorry for the loss of your Uncle Garnet. Hugs for your mom.

Jan has working elbows but some of her other parts don't always work, so we won't volunteer her to help you.

Dachshund Nola said...

I'm sorry about your uncle

Maggie Mae and Max said...


Please give your sweet momma extra luvins from us and let her know dat we is so sorry fur her loss.

Maggie Mae and Max

Lovable Lily said...

Oh Puddles, we are sorry to hear about Uncle G. Please give the Kerazy Lady a hug from all of us.

We're not around much either. Wanna start some rumors about it?

Lily Belle & Muffin

Murphy said...

We think that is a good picture. Maybe it could even be a painting hanging someplace important. Sorry your uncle passed away.

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley
Online Doods

jen said...

I'm sorry to hear about your Mom's uncle passing, we send our condolences to her and her family:(

Anonymous said...

Sorry to hear about your Uncle's passing :(

The Roo Family

Unknown said...

Dip-Dip and The Bridge turned me and Max on to your FANTASTIC blog! We joined immediately!
So sorry to hear about your Uncle :(
Prayers for you all.

Inger said...

So sorry to hear about your Uncle. Hugs from me and the dogs, Inger

Ruby said...

Oh Gurl, I'm so sorry to hears about your Uncle! Oh, that sucks. Tell your Moms I'll be thinkin' of hers, okay?
Ohhhhhh, guess what??? MY Ma has a bad elbow now!!! Ya thinks it's contagious??? I thinks my Ma caught it through the intermutts, and now she has like 87 THOUSAND different supports and braces and cold's really pathetic, I tell ya! What are we gonna do with our peeps????
I sure hopes your Moms elbows is gettin' to feelin' betters!
Okays, Ma says enough gossipin'....WTF??? Woman doesn't know her ass from her elbow....oooooh, well THAT explains ALOT!!!

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

We Beaglebratz were so sorry tue hear the newz'boutz your mom'z uncle passin'so furry much sorry.

Our mom compainz'boutz her shoulder hurtin'sumtimez when she iz uzin'the interwebz - may-b we cood swap out your mom'z bad elbow fur our mom'z good one then our mom'z bad shoulder for your mom'z good one then we all wood b good- huh?
Shiloh'n Diva Shasta

Patrice and Higgins said...

My mom is always slacking on my blog too...I would fire her, but dad is worse at helping me type than she is! Geeze, it hard to find good servants these days!

Sorry to hear about you Uncle!


GizmoGeodog said...

So sorry to hear about your momz Uncle Puddles...sometimes we bloggers have to be extra nice to our typists...they're only hoomin after all...we know you'll be back with us soon

Marilia said...

Purrrrs to your Mom... sorry about your Uncle.

Grady and Leonardo said...

We are so sorry for your loss.
Hoping that your assistant will get her elbow back in shape so she will get a really cool pressie come Assistant's Day.

Love from
Leo,Grady and Mom

Tweedles -- that's me said...

I hope all the hearts heal soon- its very sad about the uncle,

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

Sorry to hear about your Uncle... :(

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Howdy Puddles, so sorry about your Uncle. We send you all hugs and love. Hope your mum's elbow gets better before you have to sack her. It would be a shame since she is usually so well trained hehe. Take care and we are thinking of your family. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Mary Lou said...

I've been a stranger in these parts of Blogville--again!!--it feels so good to be back!! ;-D
Perhaps you could use a dose of humility!! I'm just sayin'.... I personally like the picture!! ;op
I am sorry about your Mum's Uncle. Please accept my most heartfelt condolences.
Love, Raelyn.... Plus Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!

Unknown said...

So sorry to hear about your uncle, Puddles. When you get back, give me a bark...I may have a new typist for you. BOL
*Cairn cuddles*

pibble said...


We're very sorry to hear about your uncle.

As for your mom - that's amazing! She types with her elbow? You should be very proud of her. It's not easy hitting the right keys with an elbow.

KB said...

I'm so sorry about your uncle. Sad times.

Sorry about your mom's elbow. I have splints on both wrists, and I can attest to how hard blogging is when typing is dang near impossible.

ShellePenn said...

Many prayers for your family... Sorry we are so late sending you all our thoughts... my secretary sucks lately.

Many hugs to your mom and her arm. Perhaps she needs a Kentucky doctor after all :)

Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,