Yesterday Pip and me was at da Urban Hounds and they COOKED fur us.
They cooked us some Turkey sumptin' muffins and I eated like 87 of 'em.
Yea, my mum don't cooks nuttin fur me cuz herscan't find da kitchen
cuz hers stays so busy withs da job hers ain't got.
Nows today we will be visitin' Ann of Zoolatry.
And I be squelin' withs da happies cuz they has a beach
and I likes them little beachy drinks withs da cute little umbrellas.
Wells da udder day I went home to sees my peoples cuz I hears
it has been awfully borin' theres without me.
So there I was sittin' in my special place.
And I says to mum...
"Mum, why don't you be a doll and takes my portrait?"
And then her says, " Sure Peanut."
And then I said, " Don't evers calls me dat again, you embarrass me."
Okays so hers finally tooked my foto.
OMD, would ya'll looks at dis junk.
I mean seriously, looks at how shiny my forehead be.
Takes anudder one I said.
Wells it looked like shit too.
"Muuuuum, does you has any idea hows to use dat camera?"
So we went back and forth grumblin' and mumblin'.
And then I telled hers if hers not gets her act togedders I would sell hers camera dat hers not knows how to use and pay off da national debt withs da earnings.
(don't worry, mum said dis camera ain't goin' no wheres)
Wells hers gotted all in position to fotograph my most beautiful self and looks what happened.
"WTF?"
Sissy foto bombed my session.
I is da only one dat suppose to dat.
(And fur your informationals, Sissy doesn't go any where nears da camera so dis
just blew my mind dat hers came and foto bombed my portrait session)
It distraughted me.
I just couldn't looks no more.
From Whitney:
Does anyone want a small redheaded doxie with a big head that
pretends she is a greyhound?
And thinks of nothing than hunting and world domination?
And stays in trouble more than she sleeps?
And thinks the world revolves around her?
If so please contact me at....
1-800-SHE-YOURS
Today, our hearts and thoughts are with Remington and his family.
We loves you buddy and we is withs you in spirit durin' your surgicals.
Puddles...and Whitney
They cooked us some Turkey sumptin' muffins and I eated like 87 of 'em.
Yea, my mum don't cooks nuttin fur me cuz hers
cuz hers stays so busy withs da job hers ain't got.
Nows today we will be visitin' Ann of Zoolatry.
And I be squelin' withs da happies cuz they has a beach
and I likes them little beachy drinks withs da cute little umbrellas.
Wells da udder day I went home to sees my peoples cuz I hears
it has been awfully borin' theres without me.
So there I was sittin' in my special place.
And I says to mum...
"Mum, why don't you be a doll and takes my portrait?"
And then her says, " Sure Peanut."
And then I said, " Don't evers calls me dat again, you embarrass me."
Okays so hers finally tooked my foto.
OMD, would ya'll looks at dis junk.
I mean seriously, looks at how shiny my forehead be.
Takes anudder one I said.
Wells it looked like shit too.
"Muuuuum, does you has any idea hows to use dat camera?"
So we went back and forth grumblin' and mumblin'.
And then I telled hers if hers not gets her act togedders I would sell hers camera dat hers not knows how to use and pay off da national debt withs da earnings.
(don't worry, mum said dis camera ain't goin' no wheres)
Wells hers gotted all in position to fotograph my most beautiful self and looks what happened.
Sissy foto bombed my session.
I is da only one dat suppose to dat.
(And fur your informationals, Sissy doesn't go any where nears da camera so dis
just blew my mind dat hers came and foto bombed my portrait session)
It distraughted me.
I just couldn't looks no more.
Does anyone want a small redheaded doxie with a big head that
pretends she is a greyhound?
And thinks of nothing than hunting and world domination?
And stays in trouble more than she sleeps?
And thinks the world revolves around her?
If so please contact me at....
1-800-SHE-YOURS
Today, our hearts and thoughts are with Remington and his family.
We loves you buddy and we is withs you in spirit durin' your surgicals.
Puddles...and Whitney
58 comments:
MOL MOL MOL MOL MOL
OMDs Puddles I do believe that day glow green shag rug is reflecting on your bump (that is what my human sis used to call her forehead)!!
WTG Whitney....glad to know there is someone in that house to keep Puddles redhead from busting wide open.
Puddles word on the street is you are going to be teaching parallel
parking at your local Driver's Ed class?
Hugs madi your BFFFFFFF
BOL! Who knew Whitney had such an industrious streak? I wonder how much she could get for a redheaded Greyhound wanna be... Mom wants to know if you'd like to be a photo prop!
Bunny
OMD OMD OMD, you did get your driver's license FUR REAL! I went ofur to the Zoobaroo thingie and seened it, you is furst up. (Thank dog you chosened a different picture fur your license than those, ummm, above, yikes.)
That has gotta be the best photo bombing I have ever seen! Way ta go Whitney!
Lovies, Miss Mindy
Hmmmm...looks like Whitney got used to you being on the road. I must say, it is good to see Whitney.
Woof! Woof! LOVE your fluffy lime rug. Whitneyis a cutie. You and Pip are having soo much FUN. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
LOL! Oh my gosh Puddles, you are hilarious!! You have to admit though, Whitney is a beauty... even though she does try to steal your thunder. And speaking of stealing....
Is that our ear I see poking out from the back seat of your car...? Hmmm
So to sum this all up...
OUTTA SIGHT OUTTA MY LIFE...
Move your Feet... Lose your Seat..
Absence makes everybuddy furget your rules....
I just knew that you were away from home too long.
See, while you and Pip have been out and about on your world tour... making a complete MESS at each and every stop... Your Mum has lost All Ability to take pictures of YOU... and Whitney has taken over your place in the house.
You didn't SAY... butt I'll bet they even have Dirty Clothes in YOUR Basket!!!
It will take 87 months fur you to get YOUR house back in order.
Your face says it all, Puddles LOL! If looks could kill. I think Whitney is tired of being The Dog That Sometimes Gets A Shoo In on YOUR blog which is curiously named We THREE Doxies ;) Better watch your back! X
Dear Whitney,
This is FRANKIE FURTER. I have a brother... Ernie... I would like to WELCOME you To BLOGVILLE.
It is always good to Meet NEW Furends...
Guess what ? You and I look almost like twins...
Now I might suggest that you consider changing the name of YOUR BLOG. This name is so like some OTHER DOG's Blog Name.
Pawhaps something like
Whitney's WORLD...
Here sissy, sissy ...that's right follow me, I have a little treat for you ...a turkey meatloaf muffin from the Urban Hounds. Yeah, I know they are good ...now, pretend like you never saw us and I'll leave you the whole tray of these muffins ...do we have a deal?
OK, sissy you never saw us ...come on Puddles let's go!
What's that you say ...I couldn't HEAR you. Lucky we have that giant ear to help.
Your pal, Pip
Yes, a prop! I think you'd look much better in this picture with me!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/houndstooth4/8434566640/in/photostream
Bunny
BOL, my Humoms shit at taking photo's too PEANUT baawwaahhaaww :) Wez fawght'z they were good doh.
xx00xx
Mollie and Alfie
BOL BOL BOL....what can me says? Whitney looks very nice on da lime green fuzzy wug! OK...so do you!
:)
We be thinkin bout our furiend Remington today and sending lots of prayers his way. We nose how worried his family is first-paw!
Oh boy...you and Pip sure have gotten yourselves into lots of, umm, adventures! ;)
What the heck, Whitney? Way to photobomb the Puddles' session...I mean, seriously? Doesn't she know there are no other dogs in the house that need to be on camera besides YOU? Obviously she doesn't know that...he he heh!
Elyse and Riley
Sorry Puds but Whitney is gorgeous! Of course so are you!
mamma heartbeat
Puddles! You look MIFFED!! Who knew Whitney had mad modeling skilz?!? And Bunny wants to use you as a PROP! BOL!!!!
-Ruby and Bart
Oh you do look beautiful even if some sweety snuck into your photo shoot.
Bert
I think Whitney just wanted her 15 minutes of fame.
Millie
Puddles,
Our mom is still intimidated by her "big girl" camera, dis makes dad kinda mad cuz her HAD to haves it. ;)
Shiny forehead or not you still in my girl!
Your Max
ROTFBOL Puddles! Them pictures weren't THAT bad. I know what you are saying though because it takes my Ma 500 tries before she actually gets picture right. You can never see me because I am "dark-furred"...whatever! Use the flashy thing, I tell her. Duh!
*Cairn cuddles*
Oz
Dear Whitney,
Mrs. Master says we'll take another "bad dog." She's real mad at me b/c I jumped the fence yesterday right after she was saying how proud she was about me not jumping the fence in two weeks blah blah blah.
Anyway, then, I was mad at her this morning for making me go out on my chain and I chewed my collar off. That will teach her to hook me up to the house when I NEED TO BE RUNNING IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD.
Anyway.
Come on over Puddles. You're always welcome here.
Nora
We wonder if a different colored rug would not reflect light onto your head? Try some other poses maybe? We thought you looked great!
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Online Doods
So what is the going price for a Puddles? I would like to put in a bid. Lets see I have a few sticks, and empty bags of Cheetos, I think there are 87 of those, oh and the trash can is filled with beer bottles. I could even throw in a cooler full of full bottles. Lets see what else..... Oh I am sure I could convince Bert to help out by throwing in Allred. Maybe we could just trade, Puddles for Allred. I would even throw in a couple of coupons for .25 off dryer sheets. Do we have a deal?
Blessings,
Goose
Oh my goodness!! You guys are outta control. Love the beehive hairdo
Snorts,
Benny & Lily
OMD Puddles, you just crack us up!
Hey we tossed the stuffie out of the bed so now there's plenty of room for you!
hugs
Greta, Hazel & Bailey
BOL!! Y'all are too funny!
~Higgins
Love the photo bombing! We hope your pal gets better very soon.
Oink oink,
Katie and Coccolino the mini pig
You could use a little face powder on that shine Puddles!
Aww, sweet Whitney, you have to share the limelight you camera ho - er, we mean beautiful diva :)
Our thoughts are with Remington, we hope he is feeling better soon.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x
BOL! Whitney's a natural photobomber!
Hello Whitney,
It is US again... Frankie and Ernie.... we wanted you to know that we agree with what your mom calls that Other dog... PEE NUT.
She is certainly a NUT and we KNOW she Pees in the Puddles Pro 500.
Just sayin...
I'll take her, Whitney! I need someone as EVIL as I am
Nola
Puddles, 'ppears to us that Whitney has been 'comin' out of her shell' while you've been globetrotting with Pip. You'd better come home a bit more often. That girl is ready to take over!
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
I think you both look terrific on the big green thing!
Hahahaha, you got all kinds of photobombed! Now here my question is: if I calls 1-800-SHE-YOURS, will you pack some beers with your Self when you mails your Self to me? Some doritos would be nice too.
love,
Reuben
BOL Puddles i thinks she photobombed you for revenge, i means you do always photobomb EVERYONE elses photos!!!! I think you'd be looking lovely in your photo shoot!!
Love Milo :)
Those are some lovely pics...photobombers or not!
Puddles you are tooo funny...Momz thought you had your own patch of grass in the house but iz told her it was a rug...hmmm mebber you needs a 'rug' to cover that forehead shine *snicker*...I'z heard you zoom by last night on I-4 going to Orlando...Iz ducked down so da pawleece wouldn't think I was with you ;)
Puddles you are so funny!
Licks,
Ruthie
Whitney looks very worried to us, Puddles. We think she knows it's gonna upset you for her to be in your photo shoot! We hope you go easy on her!
Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly
Dear sweet Whitney I would be happy to adopt your sister Miss Puddles. I will make the following offer:
1. A bedroom of her own complete with mini fridge
2. Home cooked meals daily with her choice of menu
3. A large wooded area in back with plenty of squirrels and possums for deading
4. Beer and cheeto delivery as needed.
5. Her own set of keys to the family piza truck
6. A fabulous new sister and you and Albert can visit often.
Please let me know ASAP so I can prepare my Mom
Loveys Sasha
P.s. we will also hire a photographer to come as Puddles requests with a "no photobombing Puddles clause"
I keep trying to call and I end up with the police answering. What is up with that??? What has Puddles done now??
P.s.s. Whitney you are really beautiful
Puddles,
With your busy schedule, when do you have time for home movies and photo shoots anyway. You got to get back on the road...stop foolin' around!
Wyatt
We took your advice on Frankie's credit card. We just posted it so you might want to check it out!
Murphy & Stanley
Online Doods with a credit card
Hey Puddles - 'boutz what Murphy & Stanley posted - how'd u git Frankie'z credit card anyway?
Shiloh'n Diva Shasta
Oh, an'boutz your post - may-b Miss Whitney iza closet diva who iz now feelin'more confident since u iz on the road with Pip so much - may-b she iz starting'tue feel more shure of her own beauty - of couurse u iz STILL more bootyful.
Shiloh'n Diva Shasta
Okays, I'm just gonna come right out with it gurl.....you look FABULOUS!!! Nows, that shiney forehead of your is just there to light the way, think 'Rudolph', only shorter...MUCH shorter! BOL You could lights the way if the lights go out on the dragster..you and Pip will never have to worry about bein' in the dark on the road. I thinks it's brilliant.
Okays, enough abouts the freaky shiney coats of yours, I thinks we need to talk abouts your brudder Whitney....THE NERVES!!! Photo bombin' YOU??? What is the the dude?? And ~ puttin' YOU up for SALE??? WTF??? I thinks somebodies brudder needs a little remindin' who is the QUEEN!! I thinks a little farts in the face is in order! There is some other stuffs I can thinks of, butts Ma won't let me type em' out...she says it's not for 'public consumption' WTF?? She's off her rocker, I swear! I thinks you can thinks of proper retribution all on your own, butts if you need some terrier pointers...you know where to find a black and tan evil mind...
Kisses,
Ruby
I don't think I've seen Whitney before, she's real bootiful!
The pictures on the grass green rug all look great. I don't think you could take a bad picture! I hope you're having fun on your road trip and are staying out of trouble.
I´m laughing! You´re awesome!
Oh Whitney, you just stole my <3 with your big beautiful eyes. You can come and live with me and Nelli...
Hey Whitney!
Wow, I don't know why she wouldn't share with you! I mean, look at all of your fluffy fur. I've asked around and for some reason...no takers! BWAR HAR HAR
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
Hi Puddles, we'll take Whitney. We'll even give her Canadian citizenship. Your peeps can come up to visit too. But we might not be allowed to keep them.
Aww..Whitney!! You say that you want to get rid of her but we knows that you love her despite all her troubles and couch cushions that that she takes!! BOL
wags
Jazzi and Addi
We can't believe you are pawrtying wig the queen
Snorts,
Benny & Lily
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