Friday Post with Corbin Stuffs

Happy Friday Greetin's ya'll!
Furst I wanna say dat my mum thanks ya'll kindly fur thinkin' of hers and hers HELLbow.
I will explain what be goin' on Monday and it has to do withs a big ol' knife.

Now let's me get on with more important stuffs likes my post.
Dis be a dog blog not a HELLbow blog.

Abouts a million weeks ago I gotted a package in da mail from Corbin...

I was shocked and I had no idea why he was sendin' me a package...

but I said I'd take it anyways withs no reason.

If I haded had britches on I would has surely wetted 'em.

 
 I stuffed my honker in da box...cuz dat is what you suppose to do.

Dis was where I was all squealin' but you not ables to sees my face.

 OH MY DOOOOOG...OH MY DOOOOOG!!!!

GIVES IT...GIVES IT TO ME!

I NEEDS DAT RIGHT NOOOOOW!

Would ya'll just look at what da Corbin's momma made!

It be a cheeseburger treat dat hers made all by herself.

Thank dog my mum not make it or I''d be dead as a doornail.

There is no photo of me eatin' cuz my mum ain't fast enough...I was like pure lightenin'.

Dat was one of my favorites in da box.

 "OOOOOh gives dat to me too Girl"

Then there was more stuffs.

 I was all ooohin' and awwwwwein'.

Dis is my favorite thing.

It be a beer stuffie squeakie toy...OMD!!!!

I thinks they made dis toy just fur a pUddles.

Okay wait,...dis is my favoritist thing da Corbin sent....

Can you believes it?

He made cards thankin' me fur comin' to destroy his place...and it even has

our fotos all overs it.

I was goin' bezerk when I seened dat...fur reals I was.

I has it posted in my bedroom so I can sees it aaaaall da time.

I shows ya'll oneday.

Okays here da udder bestest part and I knows ya'll has been wonderin' bouts it...

...da package fillin'.

And it ain't no Easter Basket fillin' neithers.

It was a bunch of half nekkid woman withs fake boobs.

While da Corbin's momma be at work...da Corbin reads da Victoria's Secret catalog.

Dats what he filled my box in so nuttin' would break.

I reckon fake boobs does dat...I asked my mum and hers concurred.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA...

...I wished ya'll knews how hard I laughed when I seen all these 

legs and boobs stickin' out of da box.

Now heres da foto of all my stuffies I gotted...

Notice dat dog?

Uhuh, dat would be da Corbin but it ain't da real one.
I has to be real carefuls withs da Corbin toy so I not hurts him.
Him does do a good massage by da way.

Ooooh I so happies I gots all dis stuff.

I has to go cuz I has stuffs to

play withs do nows.

Thank You Corbin and Momma fur sendin' me a little care package to thank me fur da trip.

I loves ya'll very much!

Puddles