Monday, May 6, 2013


Hellos my furiends!
Well dis weekend da weather was horrific, it rained like cows and buffalos.
But dog gone it was still a most wonderful and beautiful weekend.
Da bestest one I has had in a long long time!!

Why you ask?

Nows fur my new furiends lemme explain da Stoopid's.
They is not good neighbors.
They is not good to their animals...they gets no attention, vet care, and they roam
da streets withs nobuddy looking fur 'em.
 Dis here little dog was in our yard withs anudder one...they both hadded to be euthanized 
cuz of lack of vet care.

Here be anudder dog dat always liked to eascape when da female was in heat
cuz he was still intact.

I wish I had all da time in da world to tells ya'll how miserable it has been
withs them livin' beside many times da popo has been called and they always would 
park in my driveway.
And da "traffic"dat be comin and goin' at all hours of da day. Seriously, I is no idiot...I know what goes on when a car pulls up withs no tag and da passenger be da only one gettin' out...duh.
And not to mention da many times da grandkids threw stuffs over da fence to kill us.
And da times My Girl had to listen to a vast amount of colorful vocabulary words courtesy of them.
Let's not furgets da time da mudder of da kids has cussed out both of my peeps.
Believe me, there be way more stuffs but these just be examples.

So needless to say, I am FREAKIN' happy as all get out nows dat they is gone.
I so happy I wanna dance and swing from da chandeliers and celebrate in style.
I also made mum take some fotos fur me so I could always remember dis special day.

 Such a beautiful sight...trunk open to fill up da car withs their shit.

 I would has offered to help but it was rainin'.

It's time to celebrate nows...WOOOOOHOOOOOO!

You can read more bouts da Stoopid's here and here.
oh and here


Unknown said...

Yea!!! Puddles I am soooo happy to hear they are FINALLY gone! Wow, I was horrified to read about their pups! People like them should be on some sort of list as banned from being pup parents!!! Makes me sick! Sooo happy you are rid of them!! Ma had some yucky neighbors once too so she knows you must be celebrating big time!! LOVE your smile Puddles!!! Have a wonderful today and party down!!!

Dexter said...

Puddles, this is a happy day indeed. Nor more stupids and no more coppers or sad doggies without proper care. I hope you get some swell neighbors to replace them.


Cowspotdog said...

Yeah.....hopefully you get nice neighbors now. It is no fun having to put up with that sort....I think we should make it a national swinging from the chandelier day for you.

liparifam said...

Oh, Lord, falling off the sofa laughing here! Wish you knew someone who was looking for a place to live - as it is, fingers crossed that you get great new neighbors. So sad about the poor dogs :(

houndstooth said...

I am doing a happy dance in your honor! Woo! I'm glad for you that they are gone! I hope you get some new neighbors who are a lot nicer and more fun.


My Mind's Eye said...

Morning Puddles
WOO HOO WOO HOO I cannot tell you how happy I am for you. I remember all of the nastiness that went on at the stoopids I really enjoyed seeing their goodbye photos but heck fire girlfriend were are the pictures of it raining buffaloes? I bet those buffaloes made some big Puddle holes
hugs madi your BFFF

Lovable Lily said...

We too are doing the happy yappy dance now that they are officially GONE! It was just not safe having the stoopids living right next to you. And their poor little dogs...

We bet you slept really good last night!

Hooray, hooray, hooray, the stoopids moved away :)

Lily Belle & Muffin

georgia little pea said...

My god, Puddles. How did you manage to survive and be in such good humour with stoopids like that for neighbours?!! I am growling just reading about them. Did they really try to poison you? Huff huff. I am so glad they're gone and that you're all safe now.

Please tell your mama lifting weights can't be a good idea with a hellbow. But I guess she already knows that. Humans can be such puzzling creatures, don't you agree?

Hugs X

The Daily Pip said...

Happy Days are here again ...don't know the rest of the words of that song, sorry.

THANK GOODNESS we won't have to look at them while we are sitting on your front porch drinking beer and eating Cheetos at all hours of the night. I am the only allowed to disturb the peace in your hood, right? Bawahahahahahaha!

Your pal, Pip

Marg said...

Oh Puddles, that sounds just horrible. We sure can understand why you are celebrating. How awful for the dogs that lived there. But we sure understand we have some neighbors like that too but luckily most of them are gone too. Party time, getting rid of the neighbors. We sure are happy for ya.

jen said...

What a relief that must be!! Finally! So happy for you that they moved, I can only imagine how much that sucked living next to them!

Unknown said...

Yea the STOOPIDS are gone. Hooray. Feel sorry for the next peoples they move next too but at least you can have some normality. Puddles I would have gone and pooped in their boot when they were not looking. Kinda goodbye present. Bye bye STOOPIDS. Have a marvellous stoopids free Monday.
Best wishes Molly

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

PEACE will REIN in your HOOD.
We wish their dawgs had been rescued from them before they left though.

Linda said...


Perfect time to celebrate and have a beer or two. Yeah to having
nice new neighbors.

party on!

xo Cinnamon

Millie and Walter said...

We are so happy for you that the Stoopids have moved out. We will keep our paws crossed that the next family that moves in are nice, friendly people.

Millie & Walter

stellaroselong said...

First we didn't know very much about your stoopids but can tell in just a few pictures eggzactly what you are talking about, just cos we live in lower iowa we tend to get alot of your stoopids cuzins living close surprizes me puddles that you didn't kick her on in the trunk when she was bent over looking in it..heheheheh
I am so glad they are gone cos life is challenging enuf sometimes that you didn't need it looking in your face everyday! Mags and I are on our way with the iowa wine to celebrate!
stella rose and maggie

Matilda the Boxer said...

Phew! What a relief to have them GONE! I hope you get some very NICE new neighbors.

The Daily Pip said...

Hope you don't mind if I help myself (opens fridge). Crash SPLAT ...oops, hope you didn't want those eggs.

Are these burgers for me (loads plate and heads to front porch) Thank DOG the stupids are gone. Crunch, crunch, slurp, burp ...

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
MUBHARAK HO! that's like saying 'happy days' in Hindi. I once had neighbours like this, Puddles; the whole 'hood was jack of that family, but the laws seems to be powerless.

I rescued three dogs in the time they were there - well, Jade brought them home, so what could I do?? They all got new and good homes I am happy to report. Not so happy for those you showed here. There are some really wrong hoomans in the world - worse than the animals they keep. I rarely get so outspoken like this, but am totally with you in this celebration!

Here's to good and upright folks moving in next time. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty.

Anonymous said...

YAY! This is a most wonderful time, indeed! Da Stoopids is GONE! For good, hopefully! Now let's just hope no other Stoopids move in in their place... Although it seems like if they didn't take care of their animals, they probably didn't take care of their house either, so it will probably take a while for someone to fix it up and move in.

Enjoy the peace and quiet while you can!

Elyse and Riley

P.S.--still waiting (patiently) to hear the story of how you bit the cable guy... :)

GOOSE said...

Finally!! You knows I am all about the beautiful and seeing the beautiful that surrounds us, even in the yucky stuff. WELL.... the beautify here is that they are gone and the beautiful that surrounds you is their absence. I hope whoever comes next will be a step or two or 87 above what just left.

Idaho PugRanch said...

WE are sooo happy for you to be rid of the stupids!! We have new neighbors and Mom and Dad are not happy cause their two Labradors poop along the fence line (100 yards of fence line) and the peeps never clean it up. It gets real stinky and Dad has to hold his nose when he mows the lawn. At least they don't get loud and obnoxious. Hope you get good neighbors next!
Bailey,Hazel & Greta

Scooter said...

YAY!! They are gone!!! Now, you can get back to normal again. Party on!!!

Jazzi and Addi

Sweet William The Scot said...

Da stoopids moved out and left the hood! Hopefully they won't be able to find their way back.
Sweet William The Scot

Inger said...

Puddles, I'm so happy for you and your peeps! There's nothing worse than humans who don't take care of their animals. Party on, dear Puddles.

rottrover said...


Brian's Home Blog said...

I am so happy they have gone!!! Hey, you are right puddles, this monsoon season has been awful!

Anonymous said...

We are soooo sooo happy for you Puddles. Very stoopid people indeed. hope you get much better neighbors!

Taryn said...

Oh, happy day!
They always say you can't pick your relatives and you can't pick your neighbors, and, boy oh boy, when you get a doozy like it sounds you had, you really suffer. So glad for you that they are gone!

Anonymous said...

I'm so glad with you and I will dance too. It's horrible to have the "Addams Family" in your neighborhood. I will cross my paws for you, that the next neighbors will be friendly and nice. Sometimes I wish I could live on my own island without neighbors... I feel sorry for the dogs... hope nothing will happen to them ....

Sketching with Dogs said...

We are so glad you have got rid of those horrible neighbours (sorry about the mistake earlier) it must have been like hell on earth living next door to people like that. Those poor animals, people like that shouldn't be allowed near dogs.
Congrats Puddles, party like it's 1999, ha!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Barbara said...

OMD, we need to declare dis day a HOLIDAYS!!!!!!

Lucy-Fur, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Yay!!! No more Stoopids! I think everyone is doing the happy dance for you!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Anonymous said...

You wanna know how well the vet knows Riley? She asked me if Ivsaw her injure herself. I said, "No, but knowing Riley, it could have been any number of crazy things she does." She said, "True...probably doing backflips off the couch this time!" When I called for the appt for Riley, the receptionist said "Oh, Riley Hunt, right?" D'oh!

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Hip, hip ARRRROOOOOOOO! We hope you get some better peeps next door. Can't stand peeps who mistreat their animals!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Noodles said...

Puddles! What a relief to have them gone! They sound like horrible neighbors. We have AWESOME neighbors. None of them have pets and they are all quiet - mostly. Except some on Cinco de Mayo, some others on Vietnamese Tet, and some others on Memorial Day. BUT that is all.
Love Noodles

Unknown said...

I am soooooo happy for you Puddles! Now you will be able to live in peace and tranquility!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

da tabbies o trout towne said...

puddles...what goes round comes round N they will get therz...St Francis will see to it for de abuze de wee pupz had ta take...N God will get ther ass for de shate they pulled with yur peepulz.....we bee trooly bee leevin insted oh rainin goatz N buffalos...itz gonna bee rainin pizza N beer...time de partee !!!

Dachshund Nola said...

I'm so glad they're leaving! I wish our POS neighbors would leave.

What Remains Now said...

I am going on a "no more Stoopids moving next to Puddles" prayer vigil. Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy! Hurray!

Duke said...

We are so very happy for you, Puddles! Time to PAWTY!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Ziggy Stardust said...

Puddles, I am dancing with you and yes even hanging from the chandelier...what Mom?...ok not the chandelier, but I am dancing. I hope you get the sweetest nicest happiest neighbors ever. I will cross my paws until you do!!!! Mommy turned red and I saw smoke when she red about the doggies with bad care. Lets go out and celebrate, I got the keys to the pizza truck, shhhhhhhhhhhhh, don't tell you know who and lets go.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Woooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooooo

Loveys Sasha

Ziggy Stardust said...

p.s. can you bring some pee cans?? Mommy loves them and it might smooth the way when we get back.

Unknown said...

It really stinks when you have rotten neighbors! We live in a big city so know how bad it can get. I am so sorry to hear about how badly they treated their animals and tried to hurt you. Mom found the best way to get rid of bad neighbors was to call the police over, and over, and over again. Then they will finally leave, it worked! Love Dolly

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Hip Hip Hooray for this great day!!! NOW can your peeps rent the house so no one else can move in there - we could use it for lots of Puddles' parties:)

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Scooter said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, what a happy day! Jiggy dance, jiggy dance, jiggy dance! Hopefully where ever these idiots end up, they can't have any more pets. Enjoy the big celebration, and I bet the popo are glad for the break. BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Jans Funny Farm said...

Well, that's a relief for you! Hope your next neighbors are good ones.

the teacher's pets said...

Omg! I remember one of your colorful (haha) posts a long time ago about your stupid neighbors and I was cheering you on to get rid of them but for some reason (could it be the popo?) they left on their own free will (or did they?)! I'm so happy for you! I have a neighbor next door who I've heard beats up his wife and the cops show up constantly. They also have a little dog who unfortunately hears this racket all the time. It's a sad, sad thing to deal with and I'm happy you are FREE AT LAST, THANK GOD ALMIGHTY!

Ruby said...

Well, Holy Crap, what took em' so long??!! YEA!!!!! I bets your whole hood is gonna have like a big block pawty and celebrate the lifting of the dark clouds!!!
I didn't hear abouts some of the thingies these chuckleheads did, butts readin' the old the hell did you survive??? Geesh. Your Moms must have must better self controls than my Ma....hehehehe
So....when's the PAWTY???!! Is Sasha bringin' over the Pizza Truck? Goose bringin' the Cheetos? I knows you gots that back fridge full of beers....I can bring some frozen tree rats and Sasha can make some of her squirrel rolls!! Oh yeah...
Ooops, now I'm hungry...
Congrats gurl!!!

Anonymous said...

Yippee! This was great, I really hope you get better neighbours.

I have a nice lady on the other side, and I have been very nice to her. She has named every single plant on my yard to my mom ;)

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

I am so glad that terrible peeps are gone!

Declan said...

Great news mate, though I will miss the stories...About the Voucher...I would have fixed it so you won... but the store doesn't sell Cheetos or beer, so what's the point?!

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

We are so glad they are gone! We are purring and praying that they never get another animal and that they are not able to have anymore childrens!

Murphy said...

YAY!! You are nice just calling them Stoopids. If they are not nice to their animals mom would use real HBO words!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Unknown said...

WOOF-HOO!!! Thank dog the stoopids are GONE! Pack that car and vamoose! See ya...wouldn't want to be ya!
*Cairn cuddles*

Mary Lou said...

I totally understand. But at the same time, I do not get it. In our old neighborhood, we had next door neighbors. They owned Jake, a Beautifully Unique Rottweiler mix. He was nearly always outside, even in the cold, rainy, Winter weather. They were never home. And, when Jake sustained some skin ailment, it went untreated. Negligent!! It was a shame. And in our "new" {Since 2005!!} cul-de-sac, our next door neighbors are really not any better. Some people just should not own canines!! Okay. Rant over. But I feel for you, Friend. ;op
Love, Raelyn.... Plus Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!

Reuben said...

That's awesome, Puddles! That lady looked like she was throwing up in trunk of her car? No class I tells you, no class. Goodbye terrible neighbors!


Bobbie said...

Good news Puddles!! Ummm ... wait a minute... our neighbors are moving too. And another house has come open on the other side of us. So we will be getting 2 new neighbors. You don't happen to know where the stoopids were moving to, do you? eeek!

The Websters said...

WOOHOO! I'm so so happy for you!

So, is that house a rental? We have some rental neighbors down the cul-de-sac and they are really bad too. At least our yards don't touch though!


Pippa Sheltie said...

Hoorah!! Wow, I'm so pleased for you and your family now the stoopids are gone for good! They sounded like horrible neighbours, I would hate that! Did you have a good time swinging from the chandelier?
Pippa :)