Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Sabbatical Recap

Greeting my dear furiends!
I has officially returned from my blog sabbatical!
Okay, okay, settle down ya'll, I knows how super excited ya'll is dat I has returned.
No need fur da standin' ovation...sorry dat was just me standin'...all by my lonesome.
(sometimes I hears roarin' and applause in my head too).
Ahem, anyways...I has prepared a luverly recap fur you all to highlight all we has been up too since we has been away healin' mum's hellbow.
1. I went on a huntin; escapade but I is not allowed to talks bout it.
2. Da family went to Disney World...WITHOUT sees a ginormous rat...WTF?
3. Me and da blobs haded to stay at da vet.
They tooks away da fone, 'puters, and copyin' machine from me after
they discovered I was tryin' to fotocopy my butt.
4. I haded a birfday...I is 5 years old and I gotted some fabO pressies in da mail 
dat I will shows ya'll laters.
Thank you to all dat wished me a Happy Birfday!
5. I was forced to takes a baff cuz I rolled in sumptin' withs a luverly aroma.
6. Brudder Albert has cleaned my ears every mornin'.
They is spotless I tells you!
Oh and he tried to hump me but I snapped at him.
7. Mum not hold me fur da 12 hours like I prefer.
8. Whitney no longer sleeps in her crate at night.
I still has too cuz I likes to walk around in da middle of da night..hehehehe.
9. I drank some beer and ate some cheeto's...duh.
10. I entertained mum by lettin' hers let me in and out all day long.
Her not find it as fun as me though.
11. Da Girl tolded mum hers would not has a job if it weren't fur me and my blog.
Da Girl is pure genius!
12. Mum is still not bright
13. Mum took some fotos and losted them on da 'puter
14. I gotted very sad and upset when I learned da news of Benny and his cancer.
We will get you through it.
15. I was heart broken bouts Thunder and Blueberry goin' to da bridge.
16. Mum and da Girl haded a wreck on da way to da elbow doctor...all is okays.
Mum was more concerned bouts missin' her apt cuz hers was just wantin' to hears him give
hers da okay to start liftin' weights again.
WHAT is WRONG withs dat?
I'll gives her sumtin' to lift! Lift my butt up and PET me woman!
17. My bedroom has been repurtified by yours truly.
And it ain't white.
18. I is still gawjuss and a force to be reckoned with.
Some things will never change...BWHAHAHAHA!
19. I CRACKED MYSELF UP so many times all by myself
20. I missed ya'll so much my furiends!
Life just ain't right withouts bloggin'.

It is so good to be back in Blogville cuz I missed all my furiends.
It is so much more fun to be here than in da real world.
Dis is an old foto but since mum losted all da new fotos cuz her is so talented I has no fotos to share. to find anudder copyin'' machine


Mollie said...

Bawahhhhwhahhwhahaw Puddles, it's great to have you back xx00xx

Mollie and Alfie

Dexter said...

Welcome back. I am hoping that the gag order lifts on the hunting expedition. What a relief that the hellbow is better and you can now be hoisted into the lap for endless cuddling.


Cowspotdog said...

Ahhhhh that be the puddles we missed...we want copies from that photocopier though:)

My Mind's Eye said...




Patrice and Higgins said...

Oh Puddles, you were so missed....butts sounds like you didn't miss a beat while you were gone!!!!! Welcome back!!


Marg said...

Oh Puddles, we so missed you and are so excited to have you back. You made our Mom laugh out loud as usual. Hope the Mom's elbow is feeling a little better now. She is going to be able to lift lots of weight now which means she can snuggle with you a lot Puddles. Sounds like things haven't changed much. All of you take care and we are so glad to see your gougess self. Take care.

Unknown said...

Welcome back Puddles. Wow you have been busy. I too rolled in a bit of stinky goodness twice and had to have loads of baths. Drats. Have a wonderful Wednesday and see you around. Good news about mums' hellbow.
Best wishes Molly

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Gird your Loins Blogville.

GOOSE said...

PUDDLES!!!!! Oh I am so teary eyed to see you again the world is all a blur. I have missed you so. The ONLY thing that got me through your absence is the photo of you I ave on my entertainment center...well that and about 87 kegs of beer and a semi load of cheetos. All is right with the world now. Let life resume again. Love you my friend. I have a cold one waiting for you.

Anonymous said...

There you are! I have been sitting (sleeping) on the your porch couch waiting for you for SO LONG! And yes, I did manage to scrape together some Cheetos and goldfish crackers at the bottom of that garbage can. Saved some just for you get me a beer and let's get this party started.

Your pal, Pip

The Daily Pip said...

OK, so my assistant still ain't too bright either ...that last comment was from me, but she forgot to sign in to MY ACCOUNT so it says unknown ...

houndstooth said...

This is a very happy day indeed! Puddles, I am so glad to see you back! And, um, please don't give Flattery any ideas. She has enough crazy thoughts of her own!


Scooter said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, a big welcome back to you! Hope your Mom's hellbow is all better now so she can resume petting and scritching. Glad to hear you snapped at the blob... that's just not right. Sorry about the bath...that's not right either. I think we all need better secretaries, but paying in milkbones aparently doesn't buy a true professional in today's market. Hmpft
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Scooter said...

BTW: I'm totally with Dexter on this one...We wanna know about the hunting!! NOW!

Amber DaWeenie said...

PUDDLES DUDDLES.....Now me can do me hap-pee dance again. I's missed you, GF. Life jus' ain't da same witout da Puddles. You sures been busy. Makes sures you sends brudder Max (DaOdderWeenie) a pic when you find da foto copier thingy. And glad you's ASSistant is all better now.

Hap-Pee WindsDay!

stellaroselong said...

Well you know Margaret is going to go all hog wild about you being back and she is going to think she is the reason cos she talked about you in our blog on sunday, she thought when she went to missoure she was coming down to see you, so she looked and looked and looked but you were no where around those will be glad you are back and so are we.
stella rose
ps. by the bean has those words on her wall in her room also.

Sketching with Dogs said...

We missed you very very much! Where are we supposed to get our dose of sass if you aren't there? Anyway, Happy Birthday, we were headed over here to leave a comment when something distracted her and her golfish brain forgot, pfft. Hope you got rat-arsed and threw up all those cheetos.
Hope your mum's wonky hellbow is healing nicely!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

What Remains Now said...

So glad you're back, Puddles! Can't wait to hear the blow-by-blow of all your adventures. Does this mean that mom is all healed up?

The Websters said...

Oh, I am so so glad you are back. The news about Thunder and other friends has just been too much. We needed a laugh.

I can't believe your mom doesn't like you walking around at night. I'm staying out of my kennel while people are gone now and that might end soon...something about me being afraid of the new grill in the back yard and Mrs. Master trying to psychoanalyze me and stuff. She's the one who needs a psycho or is a psycho...something.

Anyway. Missed you tons!


Millie and Walter said...

Hooray Puddles is back in Blogville! We can't wait to hear more about your adventures. Oh yeah, we are also glad your mom's hellbow is well enough to help you blog too.

Millie & Walter

Two French Bulldogs said...

Welcome back and happy belated birthday. We need to hear about the hunting expedition, BOL
Benny & Lily

Ziggy Stardust said...

Everyone please have a seat. Mr. And Mrs. Obama, Prince Charles(please keep that baby quiet)and family and impawtant guests and digniteries, I have an announcement.

PUDDLES IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

We can all relax now as all is right with the world. Now please hold up your beer in one paw and cheetos in the other and let out a loud toot for the Puddles salute.

I can finally get some rest.

Loveys Sasha

P.s. brudder tried to hump you????? WTF AND ewwwwwwwwwww

Matilda the Boxer said...

PUDDLES IS BACK!!!!!!!! Wheeeee!!!!!!!! OMD, we missed you so much around here! You wouldn't BELIEVE how quiet Blogville is without you. Welcome home!

Ziggy Stardust said...

Just checking are you still back and are your ears clean?


Corbin said...

Uh. Like, wtf. You fell off the face of the earth without so much as a "Hey, Corbin... don't you go worrying about me every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every week of every MONTHS that I'll be gone. I'm safe and will return soon." You just left, and you left me here to worry worry worry. Wait until you see all the grey hairs on my face from all that worrying.
-Corbin, not very happy with your MIA of the past, but very happy you're back, and safe.

Corbin said...

Oh, and you need your own facebook page. You tell you MUM to go get on that.
-Corbin, again because I forgot that part before.

Idaho PugRanch said...

YEAAHHH!!!!! So glad you are back Puddles!! WE missed you soo!!
Bailey, Hazel & Greta

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

So good to see you, PUddles, and get that awesome recap on all your happenings while you have been away. Your life sure is never very dull. And you are right, your Sister is very wise.

Thanks for the Thunder and Blueberry wishes. It was a sad summer for so many. We are hoping for the best for Benny.

Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

Lovable Lily said...

It's so pawsome that you are back in Blogville once again Puddles. We're glad that Mom's hellbow is much better.

You and your peep's have been busy! We love the recap of your time away.

Lily Belle & Muffin

stellaroselong said...


genji said...

Welcome back. Happy Bday! So much stuff. You can stay with me next time your family goes on vacay.

Barbara said...

So happy to see you back! We was worried!!!

Inger said...

It's so great to have you back. Happy belated Birthday! I hope you got lots of beer to cheer with. I'm glad mom is feeling better and it looks like your summer was pretty good even with staying at the vet. Samson likes to clean ears too, he's always after mine.

stellaroselong said...

Well I will have to whisper it cos big mouth stella rose will tell mom if i say a bad word, i already gotta go to reform school one night a week now for my beeeehavior. okay "fart" it is.

stellaroselong said...

whoops i shouldn't have posted that should i...ah dang it!

The Race Against Time said...

wow! yous on a sabbatical toos? i tots we weres on them sabatics buts ticals went away.. we lost them ticals and sabatics is tickings away. Crap. what am i saying. thinks me losts it each time i stop by here.

we missed ya... and Pippy... and a lot of our furry buddies but we still am looking for them ticals.. till then... keep your mom safe... and make her open more doors for u.. its good exercise for them hellbows.. and and we miss yours butts.. and when will your mom send the camera? we is

takes care girly.. we'll be back one day.. stay crazy.. and make your mom crazy and roll in some mud and have fun.

woofs n lickies,

The Furries of Whisppy said...

So glad you're back, Puddles! We want to know all about your hunting escapade that you *aren't* supposed to talk about.

Brian said...

Oh my goodness, we've been missing you too Puddles! Happy Birthday sweet friend!!!

Molly the Airedale said...

That is the perfect picture of you, Puddles, and we're so happy that you're back! We can't wait to see what you got for your birthday!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
aaaaagggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh,... I was just saying to Lady Vicki that I needed to send another card to Puddles mum in case the HELLObone was proving more trubs-worthy than needs be! I is ssooooooo glad to see you back with us Puddles. The days have been missing that little punchification that you bring along with your posts!

Belated Happy Whelpday and now you get busy on the posing for a whole set of other piccies, okay?

BIIIIGGG Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxxxxx

Murphy said...

Welcome back!! It just hasn't been the same without hearing of your antics!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

GizmoGeodog said...

Welcome Back Puddles! Belated Happy Birthday (ditzy momz forgot to visit you on hard to get good help) You has had many fun times without us all, but now that you're back the good times will really roll! *smooch*

Ziggy Stardust said...

If I come over can we get out of your crate at night and pawty??

Just wondering

Loveys Sasha

FiveSibesMom said...

Welcome back...just loved that post!

Pippen said...

You were gone??? Who knew?

Sam and Pippen

PeeS. Chico Kitteh sleeps most of the time and Kerazy Daisy hisses and smacks us alot...

Maggie Mae and Max said...

Welcome back Puddles!! Hopefully OUR mom will get her act together so we can get back to bloggin' too.

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae and Your Max

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Welcome back!!!! We really missed you...obviously not enough to send you a birthday present, but that's beside the point! Happy Belated Birthday! We're glad you're mum's hellbow is better!!! If she can get you and the blobs...we mean Albert and Whitney to sit on a plank, she could bench press you. It would be free!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & roxy

The Slimmer Pugs, Kitties, and Mama said...

So glads yousa are back. Wesa need our daily dose of Puddles and her fun life!!
Much Luvums,
The Slimmer Puggums
George, Gracie, Toby, Lily, & Mimi

Murray's Mouth said...

Welcome back furiend! :)

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Welcome back- we all missed you a lot!

Wyatt said...

Yeah! you are's just not the same without you!

Wyatt and Stanzie

Ruby said...

Okay Gurl...YOUS BACK!!!!!! YEA!!!!!
OMD! Whats we gonna do furst???!!!
OMD, there is just so much stuffs to gets into....Ya know we have to gets Sasha and her Pizza Truck and do some serious PAWTY-ING!!!! Holy crap! You gots some green papers??! Oh, wait, now worries, I forgots I stole, um, BORROWED, Ma's plastic the other day to buy some stuffs online...shhhhhh, don't tell hers, it was from Mr. Chewy, and I'm gonna make her thinks she just 'forgot'...she does that alot...
Oh, and what's with this Huntin'??? Without MOI???? You know I'm your Wing-Chick! Wells, I can't waits to hear whats you got...I gots a beetle the other didn't taste that good, so I threw it up. Then I ate it again. It didn't taste any better the second time. (note to self....)
Okays, I am sooooo happy you are back gurl!!! I have been doin' my Happy Dance all days!! (I even thinks I pulled somethin', butts that's a story for another time...)
Okays, Ma is makin' me go now....OH, did you gets my Fourth of July card???? I sent you a special JibJab card of yous and Me dancin' for your Moms! No worries, I'll send it again!
Ruby ♥
pees: Oh, I'm gonna need a copy of your hinnie...there's been some requests and some talk of cash ....

♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...

Yahoo!! Your back. I've heard so much about the Puddles that I just gotta see what all the excitement is about. Mommy says there can only be one Puddles but I'm bring up the rear.


STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Howdy Puddles, we're so glad you're back and really glad your mum's hellbow is better. It's been a worry cause mum hit the drink when you were gone (in your honor, she says) and now she'll stop. She will stop won't she?? Well at least slow down a bit? Ok, so now she's drinking cause you're back. Sigh. Take care and thanks for the laughs Puddles. You're a legend. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Agnes B. Bullock said...

Mr Geoff was so excited to see that you are back we went out and bought a truck of bud light platinum and another of cheetohs, so he was prepared for your visit! When last seen was singing the puddles song!

Jans Funny Farm said...

Your mom lost all the photos? Wow, we thought Jan was talented.

Glad to see you back.

Anonymous said...

I'm glad you are back and I'm glad+glad+glad your mom's hellbow is better.


thank you for coming by and leaving us a wonderful prayerful thought. We both (Momma and I) really appreciate it. Things have been kinda tough around here. But I'm hanging in there.

Duncan said...

Geez, you're a legend! Glad you're back so we can start keeing up with your adventures!

Anonymous said...

It is always good to lend an ear and just let your Mommy whine. She will probably give you extra treats next time. I hope that your Mommy gets to feeling better and that she recovers well.

from Carla Black at Online PhD Degree Programs

Rubie and Poots (her Mum) said...

We feel completely updated now - great summary Puddles. We are also happy that the hellbow is boucin' back!

Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx

A MilShelb Mom said...

OMD! You are so funny! We missed you! We especially loved that you're not allowed to sleep out of the crate because you wonder around the house. Our Dad calls that 'splorin' (short for exploring) and calls Milly 'Mil Mae splorer girl' because she roams all around the house at night, too. BOL! (They'd worry if it was me because I am trouble and get into stuff, but Milly is the 'good one'. Blah.)
~Shelby (and Milly, too)

Grady and Leonardo said...

Super Newfie WAHOOOOOOO. Welcome Back Puddles. We missed you so much. It's great to hear that Mom's hellbow is healing and that she can now finally pay you the attention that you deserve.

Love Leo, Grady and Mom

Katie said...

You know, we are hopefully returning from our blog sabbatical too but yours sounded like MUCH more fun than my house transfer and loss of hidden food spots!

~ Coccolino the mini pig

Anonymous said...

WELCOME BACK!!! (I know, I know, we're like a week late on this...sorry!).

Too bad about the copying machine ban... I mean really, what do they even make those copying machines for if they aren't to be used to photocopy furry butts??

Elyse and Riley

Lucy-Fur, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

We're big fans of making sure Mom gets the opportunity to let us out on the porch so she can let us back in again (so she can let us back out again...). It keeps her busy - I mean, what ELSE does she have to do? And Corbin is right - you DO need your own Facebook page...

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

ShellePenn said...

We are so glad that your mom is doing great... but we are VERY happy that Puddles D. Rainwater is back and in action!

We've missed you... a lot!

Mom is going to FL again in October... Newby would like to come down and stay in Whitney's old crate for a vacation.

Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,

Grady and Leonardo said...

Welcome back Puddles and Mom. We missed you terribly.

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