Friday, October 11, 2013

Camping Weekend

Our dear little Gussie sented My Girl a pawtograh foto of him and a letter.
Her was happy...I made mum takes a pikture.
Heres what da letter said...
Nows wasn't dat just touchin'?
It also said dat he wanna be juuuuust likes me when him grows just can't sees it.

Wells since it was gonna be a most beautiful weekend down heres in da south,
I decided I should takes Baby Gussie CAMPIN' withs Mini Puddles.

We loaded up da camper and headed out to da backyard da campground.
Mini Me drove.
I taughted hers how to drive.
Gussie gotted to sit in da front seat.
And they sang and they sang da whole way.
Mini Puddles was flyin' dat camper ALL overs da yard and her was doin' doughnuts all through da yard and all da wheels was off da ground...and...and you could hears KA-BAM sounds comin' from inside da camper...everything was gettin' tossed and strewn all about.
Whew, good thingy it all be plastic though.
Mum was SOOOOO not hapies bouts da doughnuts.
But I laughed my fool head off.

Fortunately they came to a halt...
...afters her slammed into an embankment.
Turns out, Mini Puddles ain't a very good driver.
Oh live and learn.
"Mini Puddles is you okays, you looks a little disoriented"

Afters all dat excitement Mini Puddles and Baby Gussie decided to go for a swim.
I is assumin' it was to relax afters da drive.

Nows as da  Puddles not do waters,
I was off lookin' purty as evers huntin' da evenin' diner.
I was thinkin' either raccoon or ground hog.
Damn, does I looks good or what?

Good thing Mini Puddles knows hows to cook cuz alls I founded was pee-cans.
And to be honest, I not has all da ingredients to make a pee-can pie.

Her has her own oven.

Her made tube steaks on a bun.
They sucked.

I decided to build a fire pit from da keep-puddles-in-the-fence-bricks since da sun was goin' down.
I singed my whiskers but I'll live.
(folks, dis is dangerous, do not attempt at home)

Mini Me and Gussie sanged some campfire songs.
They liked Kumbaya da bestest.
They not da bestest singers.

Of course, no campin' trip is complete withouts roastin' marshymellows.
Well, by jingo, you guessed correctly...we had no marshymellows.
We roasted CHEEEEEESE!
Fur future informationals...raostin' cheese ain't a good idea.

Dis is just a pikture of me stealin' da cheese.

Our campin' escapade camed to an abrupt halt when mum stepped in
Puddles Glitter (AKA: my poop).
An brief excerpt...
"OH MY GAWD...(&*^&%^&@#!!!!!!!...!@#&$%
&%$@#!*%$@#*&%!@$...YOU"RE NOT SUPPOSE TO GO THERE...
So we haded to pack up and go home so mum could clean her shoe.
SOME hoomans can be such a killjoy.



Geoauntie said...

Oh Puddles you all had a wonderful time camping and LOVE the photo of you, you are a real beauty nearly a beautiful as Your Girl!!!

What about trying a fondue for your next trip? Our weather here has turned cold and wet and windy so am staying indoors a lot.

Hoomans do haves a thing about our poop don't they?

Have a great week,
Lady Vicki xxooxx

Anonymous said...

What a super cute post! I love that camp ride, wish I had one too. Hope Barbie is not angry because you slammed it on the embankment :o)btw: any leftovers of the marshmallows?

Mollie said...

BAWAHWHAHHWHAWA youz friggin barking mad..BOL Hope the Humom didn't have sandals on Bawahwhahhwaa Tears rolling here xxxooxxx

Mollie and Alfie

GOOSE said...

Puddles!!!! My MOM says you are on for a race. Don't tell her, butt my money is on you. Nows about this campin' trip. Next time I want to come. I am all experienced at this adventure. Do you think roasting cheese is how they make Cheetos? Hope you didn't burn those beautiful lips on the hot cheese. Then you would be a hot mess and I don't mean the kind your mom stepped in. Think what she would say if she stepped in mine. OH and I can't leave without sayin' I love that photo of you over your girls photos. That is how it is, us watching over the ones we love. Now that is BEAUTIFUL.

Marg said...

Oh dear, the Person is laughing so hard, she can hardly type. That Mini Puddles is just the cutest girl. What a great camping trip. So Puddles, did Mini take her driving lessons from you???????
Good words from the Mom after stepping in IT. We learned a little something so this post has been sooooooooooo darn good. And nothing better than some grilled cheese. You all have a great day.

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OMD OMD Mini Puddles and Angus Mac wented on a CAMPING TRIP to the WILD outdoors??? THAT is just astonishing.
What a super time. WE are really glad that you didn't Singe yourselfs all BALD in that HOOGE Camping FIRE.
We don't have a CAMPER butt we DO have a Poop Tent... I guess your Mum wouldn't think much of THAT though.
We are going Camping TOO... to help Benny with his LIST. It is good that YOU and Mini Puddles and Angus Mac are joining us in that.
PeeS... WE think that was Ground Hog Poops that your mum stepped in..Not YOURS.

Unknown said...

Brilliant camping going on at yours Puddles. Pity that Poopgate brought it to an abrupt halt. I am now to look up how to cook ground hog. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly

What Remains Now said...

Go, Mini Puddle & Gussie! Now that was a pawesome adventure!

stellaroselong said...

We wondered where Baby Gussie had disappeared to for the day! Mom was all in a uproar but I was just laid back about it cos i knew the little scamp would find his way home! We loved this post and laughed all the way through glad your girl liked his picture!!
stella rose and momma

Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said...

OMD...Puddles! You cwacks me up. Here me was.....helpin Mum pack up da stuffs in da bafroom so Dad can put in da new sink tomorrow and me was laughin so hard, me fell off me broomstick...Mum just gave me a dirty look...butt me told her it be better den steppin in Amber glitter! BWHahahahahaha!

Pippen said...

Remind us not to go camping with you! That fire looked out of control, girl... lucky the fire department didn't stop by!

Sam and Pippen

PeeS. Did you know that Tank has returned?

genji said...

What an excitement filled camping trip. And yes, you does look good in that shot. How quickly 'glitter' on your shoe can ruin a good time. I will have to see if my Mini-Me's are up for a camping trip.

Barbara said...

Puddles Glitter!
BOL!!!! Laffin' mah butt off!!

Oh, how ah missed yew, Pud...

Idaho PugRanch said...

Now that is just the most pawsome camping trip ever!! We was laughing all the way!
Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Cowspotdog said...

Looks like know how to camp in style

Lucy-Fur, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Miss Puddles, we are totally not surprised that Mini-me doesn't drive very well, if you taught her! But it looks like a pawsome time was had by all!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

My Mind's Eye said...




Matilda the Boxer said...

OMD, it's probably a good thing the camping trip got cut short. Who KNOWS what trouble-makers like MiniPuddles and Baby Gussie would get into!!

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Puddles you has me crackings at the lips!!! This wuz such a good camping trip that I wanted to be in it with you all... but instead I is camping in the lounge at Mumbai Airport. Not so comfortable, but Hoomans-watching is besstesst funs!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Sketching with Dogs said...

That was so sweet of Gussie to send your girl a letter.
Just loved the mini Puddles and Gussie camping trip!
Wow, that mini can do anything - except for driving - you haven't been giving her your beer have you?
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Gosh- I have never had a camping trip- I would like to go camp with you and all your friends- and baby Gussie too

Anonymous said...

That whole post was funny (as usual), but I think the thing that cracked us up the most was that first picture of your girl sitting on the stairs holding up Gussie's picture and letter...and you sitting 2 or 3 steps up behind her being a creeper. Hahahaha!! Photo-bombing 101, right? ;)

Looks like a good adventure cut way too short because of the Kerazy lady (once again...we see a running theme here, but don't tell your Mum that...)! :) We've never tried to roast cheese before, but we like cheese (if that counts for anything). Oh, and Riley stole an un-roasted marshmallow the other day, right out of the bag! Then she tried to spit it out, but the powdery outside of it was stuck to her tongue and it wouldn't come what did she do? She took one for the team and just chewed it up and ate it. What a girl, what a girl.

Oh, and my sister and I used to have a Barbie RV/Camper/Whatever about 20 years ago...I see they've added pools to them since then. Very cool!

Elyse and Riley

Lovable Lily said...

OMD Puddles! Good thing we don't have any bloggers (that we know of) that are Shrinks! We'd all be committed fur sure!!!!!

Lily Belle & Muffin

P.S. Mommy stepped in our poop today too! It's her birthday and she wasn't too happy about it either!

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Hahaha! What a fun camping trip. Now your Mom really IS a party POOPer!

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Bwahaahaahaa! Puddles Glitter! Looks like it was a fangtastic camping trip. Maybe next time you can go with Frankie and Ernie!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

da tabbies o trout towne said...

puddles...we haz missed ya...we can see ewe bee az crazed as ever...we loves it !!! yur campin trip looked like it bee way fun, yur vee hickle iz rockin N due knot ever let any one tell ya... ya canna grill cheeze coz thatz what grilled cheeze be all about...grillin cheeze...cheeeze that bee grilled...ona grill that cheeze iz...

heerz two a grate week oh end plentee oh cheeze !!

The Websters said...

Oh, i loved every second of this story.

Mini puddles is really adventurous! Did that pool just pull out from her camper? I have Never EVER seen anything so fancy.

The Puddles glitter was my favorite part.

Just in case you were wondering.


KB said...

I my Gawd! Mini-Puddles is so adventurous, and Gussie is so cute! Puddles Glitter totally made me laugh. I can't believe your mom didn't laugh!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...


♫ 99 Piles of Glitter on the Grass
99 Piles of Glitter
99 Piles of Puddles Glitter on the grass..
99 PILES of POOP !

Step on one it'll stick to your SHOE
99 Piles of Glitter on the Grass.♫

Anonymous said...

Puddles... tell your mum to get back on her meds.

♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...

Fantastic post Puddles!!
Mona was right. You was worth waiting for. So glad your back.


Brian's Home Blog said...

Camping is fun as long as you look before you step!

Two French Bulldogs said...

Ok, that camper is way to cool
Benny & Lily

Taffy said...

I can't believe it!! Mom was just reading the post from where mini you and mini Frankie came and visited Twix. That mini puddles is quite the wild child! Next time I want to go to!

Millie and Walter said...

Hi Puddles! First we want to say that your girl is so pretty. It sure was nice of Gussie to send her a pawtographed picture.

The camping adventure sure was a hoot!

Millie & Walter

Dachshund Nola said...

OMD Puddles that was awesome!

houndstooth said...

Oh, you make me want a Mini Me in the worst way! I am quite impressed by the driving skills exhibited in this post. Who knew that camping could be that glamorous and exciting? In that whole big campground, your mom found the only pile of poop to step in? Bwaaaaaa ha ha! That is priceless!


Scooter said...

Very nice camping trip. Dont they know not to let even the mini you behind the wheel?? Geezzzz

Jazzi and Addi

Duke said...

It seems like everybody is going camping. We wanna go too! You sure make it look like fun, Puddles!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Mary Lou said...

I've been a stranger in these parts of Blogville--again!!--it feels so good to be back!! ;-D
I see you!! You photobombed that first picture!! ;)
That. Was. Awesome!! I loved this story!! Every single word!! ;op
Love, Raelyn.... Plus Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

Bahaha... Your peep needs to watch where she's walking...

Ruby said...

BOL!!!! Okays, furst, LOVES how you photobombed your Gurl!! hehehehe
Second: Gussie is a cutie!!! Wows, looks like Gussie and your MiniMe sure gots into some troubles...gee, what a shocker...
Are you sure miniPuddles wasn't hittin' the Bud Light befores she gots behind the wheel?! That would explain lots!
You gots to be careful when puttin' your snooter into a be HOT!! You don't wanna go damagin' that famous huntin' tool! How else are you gonna sniff out those pesky ground hogs??
Or the pee-cans!!! Oh, the horrors!
Nows, you be one good lookin' gal Puddles! I loves your Glam Shot! Now, all you need is some Adam Levine to stand next to you and WOWS!! hehehe
Sorry, Ma made me write you MIND Ma???!! Go AWAY!! Geesh.
Okays, she be gone...
Nows, as I was sayin', I thinks after your snoopervisin' of the Puddles MiniMe and Gussie, and havin' your Moms step in your 'treasure', I thinks some beers and Cheetos are in order...
I thinks I heard your Moms screamin' from here....
Ruby ♥☺

Oskar said...

Wow, what a pawsome adventure until someone ruined it!

Nubbin wiggles,

Murphy said...

Mini Puddles is quite the socialite, huh? Loved the story of your time with Gussie!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Pippa Sheltie said...

Oh Puddles, what a really super story that was! How thoughtful is Baby Gussie, making you his role model! You must be so proud. Oh, that is one lovely vehicle they have there by the way!
Have a super week,
Pippa :)

GizmoGeodog said...

OMD Puddles you have my Momz rolling around down on the floor laughing her butt off now...i totally want to go camping with you...I'z a great woods do, ask anyone, and i can make sure we don't get eaten by bears or anything...OK? I go pack my knapsack now and even bring da marshmellows and you come pick me in in da Barbie bus...I be ready!

Unknown said...

What a wonderful camping adventure! Nothing better than a Barbie camper.

Jans Funny Farm said...

We won't ask which of you pooped in the wrong place. But it looks like you had a great time camping.

Declan said...

Pudds.....PUDDS! What has happened here?! How many times I have I told you not to be buying crack from the neighbours?! Jeez. Have a Cheeto and calm down. Deccy x

Bicontinental Dachshund said...

Dog poop is like a speed zone. You don't want to step on it!

Sweet William The Scot said...

I can't believe you even have mini Puddles corrupted and now your teaching baby Gussie corruption.
Puddles you definitely need an Exorcism.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot

Unknown said...

Puddles, you do look MOST GORGEOUS in that photo. I think you get better lookin' each day, my girl. Sounds like a rockin' camping trip.
Have a great weekend.