Wednesday, October 2, 2013

My Be Back Friday Post

Boys and girls I will be back on Friday.

 Dis has been a rough year fur My Girl so far...
...SOOOOO much freakin' WORK and stuffs.
Like fur reals, her only be 11 years old what up
withs all dis homework?
And I does tries to help but I ain't so good at math or english...
...or science...or social studies.
I can count beers though...hehehehe.

 I expect all her after school time to be devoted to ME...not to be selfish or anything.

Sigh...I thinks I will has to has a conference withs da Teacher Lady and lets her
knows her be eatin' up all da Puddles Time.

Notice in da above foto My Girl is theres and I is theres and her is not pettin' me...
...cuz her is busy, busy, busy.

(Oh, and NO, I has not been diggin' in da dirt to entertain myself.)

See ya'll all back heres on Friday.
Feel free to come back occasionally and stare at my pikture.

Puddles...countin' beers


GOOSE said...

I see in that photo she is workin on a laptop. You know what I do when my MOM is doin' that? I push my way in between the laptop and her. Just like I am doing now. I could teach your girl how to work on that thing only using one hand. That way one would be free to pet you. Or Or I could come over and help her or do some of her homework. I am good at math: One Cheeto plus a bag of Cheetos equals a very happy Goose. See it is easy. See you Friday.

GOOSE said...

Oh I made a mistake in my math. The correct answer would be one Cheeto plus a bag of Cheetos equal 0 Cheetos and a happy happy Goose with a full belly.
Blessings Again,

Marg said...

Oh that Goose is so great. We will be back fourteen times to stare at your picture Puddles. Sorry the Girl has so much homework. That is just not fair.

Unknown said...

LOL Puddles we have missed you and we were thinking of you as we made pecan pie. You know the saying....the dog ate my homework....go chew pal. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

We Beaglebratz like Molly The Wally'z idea - u keep eatin'the homewerk than your girl will git tired of duin'it an'also if u keep eatin'the homewerk your girl will start bein'after u more so u git more attenchun frum her.
Shiloh'n Diva Shasta

stellaroselong said...

Code REd Code Red...(was that it...isa forgot)

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

You should call the School PRESIDENT and COMPLAIN. Tell him that your GIRL is WAY to busy doing SCHOOL Stuffs to take Pawper care of YOU and YOUR very much imPAWtant Needs. Tell him that her ONLY homework should be... DOING stuffs Fur YOU.
Xplain to him that the your life has just gone to the Squirrels and that if he will STOP this nonsense.. you will Boil up a Pee Can Pie fur him. THAT will get his attention fur sure.
THIS MUST be STOPPED or you will have PEE on that Laptop.
WE are gonna be gone fur a few days. Just sayin.

Cowspotdog said...

how dare interfere with da puddles not on!

Millie and Walter said...

Thanks for posting the pictures so we can look at your cute self. Too bad with all that school stuff for your girl, but you do want her to get smarts don't you?

Millie & Walter

My Dog Sam - Ruptured Disk said...

Hi Puddles, my dad and I have been going to Khan Academy to learn about stuff. From mathematics, geography, sciences to credit default swaps and a zillion other things. I bet that your little girl and your mom would really like this site. Think of this as your little girl's online teacher. Here's the url:

The Websters said...

Ok. Homework is NOT OK. I say you just tell your mom to homeschool and then all the lessons can be about you.

In other news, I can see your backbone. Girl. you gotta eat.

Tell your mom to make you some steak or something.


Lucy-Fur, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

We're very good with the mathematicals but our geographicals are a bit weak. Perhaps if you had your girl teach you what she's leaning, you could help her study for exams...

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

georgia little pea said...

I remember those school days, homework, exams ARGH. Fortunately, as I grow older, I'm forgetting them along with stuff like what I was supposed to be doing an hour ago.

Chin up Puddles. It's good to be a dog. Much less complicated x

What Remains Now said...

It's good to know that you are there to help Your Girl. That's one bright spot at least.

The Furries of Whisppy said...

You should put your beautifully manicured paw on The Girl's lap to show her what she's missing. Natural Mocha Earth Tone claw and paw pad polish.

Idaho PugRanch said...

There should be a law against homework and for more petting of the dog ... or cat...or pig..... or whatever
Bailey, Hazel & Greta

The Daily Pip said...

5 + 5 = 14 ...6 + 9 = 36

Oh heck ...99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around 98 bottles beer on the wall

The Daily Pip said...

counting is hard

Your pal, Pip

Geoauntie said...

Oh Puddles, I know you want to have your girl playing and talking to you, but it is important that she does well at school so she can earn lots and lots of money to keep you in the style to which you have become accustomed, hehehe
Lady Vicki

Sketching with Dogs said...

Schools don't give kids chance to be kids these days. Good thing your girl has a smart cookie like you to help!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

genji said...

Drinkin' beers will definitely help pass the time till she finishes her homework.

Two French Bulldogs said...

She must be a smarty pants doing all that work
Benny & Lily

Barbara said...

I have missed you so much. Your mom doesn't answer my emails!! I thought you moved away!!!!

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Puddles, it's GOOD for your girl to cuddle you and pay attention to you. All work and no know the saying.

Don't forget on Friday it's National Taco Day. Don't let them forget that.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Can you count tacos, too?

KB said...

Ruh roh. The same thing just happened to my nephew, who is the same age. There must be a law that 11 year olds must have lots and lots of homework!

Tell her to keep one hand petting you all the time, and your wisdom will flow up her arm and help her with her homework!

Brian's Home Blog said...

Huury back Puddles, we've been missing the smiles you always bring!

Murphy said...

Gee Puddles, you must be going crazy!

Your Pals,

Murphy and Stanley

houndstooth said...

I can't wait to see you back! I've missed you!


Scooter said...

You gotta complain Puddles, that just isnt right on so many levels.
BUT dont forget that Friday is National Taco day so dont want you to miss out!! Maybe you and your girl can have tacos together??

Jazzi and Addi

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

What ever happened to letting Girls be girls?!

Molly the Airedale said...

We can see your girl's face, Puddles. She looks really serious. She's just gotta have time for you - it's a MUST!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...

Puddles, I been waiting and waiting for your posts.
Mona says I can learn a lot
from "the Puddles".

See ya Friday ♥♥♥♥ Prissy

PS.......Mommy said give Whitney her love.

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
(YAMz vvvveeerrrryy late on the list cuz she wuz in the Himalayas and only just landed back...)

Puddles, that first foto is just tooooo expressive - first for The Girl cus she looks totally feds and second cuz you are far too knowing in the eyeses. I love it and will be back at least 87 times to check if the expression has changed.

Then again, if you come up with a better one on Friday, I'll skip to that instead...

Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Howdy Puddles. All that homework is just not fair. Even our mum doesn't like the kids having so much homework cause she remembers all those years ago (and believe us, it was a looooong time ago) when she had to do it too.
We reckon you need to visit the Principal and explain (over a few beers) about cutting back on the homework. Make sure you take plenty of beer and we're sure he or she will see it your way. Make sure you get a signed copy of the agreement for future reference hehe.
No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Ruby said...

Oh, that's wrong...just WRONG!!
What is up with all this 'homework' stuffs??!! She should be like Ma and say, "I'll clean that tomorrows...I'll fix that next weeks...I'll cook next years..." See??? NO HOMEWORK!!!!! BOL!! BOL!!
No? Ma said it's not the same thingie...pffffft!! Anythings that takes away from 'Puddle-Time' is NEVER a good thingie!!
Wells, it's good thing your keepin' yourself busy diggin' for pee-cans and gold and stuffs. If you hit China, order me some General Tsu's chicken will ya?!
I can't waits til tomorrows....I'm peein' in anticipation!!
Ruby ♥☺

Dexter said...

I thought these young humans were all about multi-tasking. You tell her that giving her Puddles a nice massage while simultaneously doing her homework will help prepare her for texting and driving. OK, maybe not that, but you get my drift.


Mollie said...

That just sucks all diz homewerk, I noze how'z ya feeling'z Pud'z coz my Human Brudder haz NO time'z for me'z. It'z hiz lazt year of big school, so it's all werk and nattering to de Gal'z on the phone Bawahwhahhwhaa xxooxxx