Friday, November 15, 2013

All Night Long

Well, I reckon we has all made it to Friday.
Unfortunately Friday's with Chrissy has been postponed to Monday
on account of what has been goin' on at my abode.

Now, years ago my mum and dad moved there bedroom upstairs
and their master bedroom was turned into da junk room...also known as da Blue Room.
They thoughted it would be easier fur My Girl to play in theres
but hers never did, her played in da living room.
So da junk room it became.

Nows, bouts 2 weekends ago da peeps decided to move their 
bedroom back down stairs. I don' knows, so they could be 
romanticals I guess...BWHAHAHAHAHAH...
I kid you and da title has nuttin' to do withs da post.
They is too old to be romanticals anyways...and da thought makes me wanna hurl.

"Why you do dis woman?"

See da problem is dat my bedroom is right beside mum and dad's bedroom.
And all freakin' night long Brudder Albert sits by their door and whines and moans
and whines and moans and bangs and scratches at their door.

Did I happen to mention how loud he whines?
I can not sleep withs him actin' likes a two year old with separation anxiety.
(he be all stuck to mum like a turd on a shoe)
Never mind bouts mum and dad...
...they ain't sleepin' eithers but I require more sleep then they does.
I can hears mum in her room sayin' Showtime words...
...furiends, those are much, much different than HBO words.

"Brudder Stop it, I is tryin' to blog about you"

Nows they refuse to let him in da bedroom cuz he will just want in their bed and
him not allowed cuz him might get stoopid and jump off and him has a
bad back and well, dat just wouldn't be good.

If ya'll sees a sleep deprived woman (mum has been gettin' up at 3am and NOT goin' back to bed) walkin' down da street with baggy, black eyes and prolly pants on backwards
and stringy hair, it be my mum...tell her hellos fur me.
Oh and tells her not to come back home til her do sumptin with her dog.

Nows I gives you a preview of Chrissy.
She done went and befuriended Mini Puddles.
Not good ya'll, not good.

Puddles...still tryin' to sleep


genji said...

One thing that drives me nuts is a whining dog at night. I think for everyone's sake, they need to lower the bed, and get a ramp for Albert. We've already lowered our bed, and on the verge of getting a ramp for the old doggies. You tell Chrissy to leave Mini-Puddles alone!

Unknown said...

Oh no ..... that would drive us nuts too. We need our beauty sleep. Have a fabulous Friday.

Best wishes Molly

Marg said...

Oh Puddles. you made our Person laugh out loud this morning. That post was sooooooo funny. Hope you can works things out so everyone can get some sleep and the Mom doesn't have to walk the streets with black eyes. Take care. Wishing all you good luck.Can't wait to hear the next chapter.

Pippen said...

Sounds like your mom and dad are just thinking of themselves! They should just go buy some steps for Albert to be able to get into and out of the bed. Failing that, you should get your mom a doggy bed so that she and Albert can sleep on the floor!

Sam and Pippen

Millie and Walter said...

Well Puddles maybe Brudder Albert needs to join you in your bedroom in a crate of his own every night.


Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OMD OMD OMD SHOWTIME words??? In the middle of the NIGHT??? Don't they KNOW that YOU need your beauty Sleep... Well in your case you are Beautiful enough,BUTT you need your REST so that you can be refreshed and ready to do PUDDLESlike THINGYS.. To think up PuddlesTYPE stuffs that are SO Entertaining fur all of us..
YOU MUST get some sleeps so that you are READY fur what may come..
We think that Albert needs some CHILL PILLS... you know those... Better Sleeping through Chemistry pills.
PeeS... that Face Forward Picture of ALBERT looks EXACTLY like Frankie FARTer.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Santa Paws reads your post and Albert will find a super ramp under the tree? But he must be a very good "whiner" (of course he is a wiener) no one and nothing could persuade my mom to a walk at 3 am. I sometimes whine too, but without a reason, I always have to ponder why while whining :o)

Lucy-Fur, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

If your parents were trying to get all romanticals, Albert pretty much killed that, huh? Maybe they should just move the bedroom back upstairs... BTW, when we wake our Mom up at 5am (on the weekends - 4:30 during the week, so we DO let her sleep in on the weekends, contrary to what SHE says), and we go outside, more than once Mom has put on clothes backwards, inside out, and whatnot. Our Mom is so NOT a morning person. BTW, Chrissy scares us. Just saying...

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Unknown said...

Great dawg, Puddles...what is with brofur and his separation anxiety? Your mom is right there in the next room...not 87 bazillion miles away! Tell him to shut his yapper and go to sleep!
Happy Friday.

Cowspotdog said...

STEPS.......then Mr Whiny could get up and down off the bed and not hurt himself and everyone will get some sleep.

stellaroselong said...

One word....zanax.
P.S. we nevers met chrissie but my momma has this spooky thing about clowns and hers kinda reminds mom of a clown, we are hoping wesa are wrong.
stella rose

My Mind's Eye said...

OMDoxies Puddles Albert is being such a cry know what would help tell him he reminds my Mom of me when I was a wee kitty.
I bet he won't like being compared to a kitty!! I'm told I made a pest of myself and I think my mom might have invented the Showtime words. I even shredded a wooden door frame with my dagers. I'm still proud of that.

PUDDLES D. RAINWATER I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU. YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU GIRL AND APPRECIATE THAT YOU ARE MY WINGGAL AND CAMPpain manager but if you are going to be my driver...but if you don't get lead out of that foot, have one word for you
I have a delicate tummy and car rides are not my favorite.
sincerely Madi(son) D. Cat, Mayor

Idaho PugRanch said...

yea that Chrissy does look a little creepy. We have a ramp to get on and off the bed. Bailey & Hazel use it all the time. But me, I use it sometimes and sometimes, because I have springs in my legs I just jump right up from the side. And I jump down too. Mom wants me to quit that just for that reason she doesn't want me to hurt my back.
Bailey & Hazel too

Scooter said...

Oh, that would drive me crazy, as I like it quiet too. Hope mom starts getting some sleep and not get arrested outside looking like that bol
Yah I think I would get rid of that chrissy thing too like ASAP!!

Jazzi and Addi

Geoauntie said...

Oh dear poor Puddles, I love the photo of you and Albert and the one of Albert - he looks so cute. I don't go up on mums bed anymore either in case I try to jump off. I have suggested a set of steps but nothing happening yet, so if Albert get ssome I can try again, hehehe

The Websters said...

Umm...knowing what I know about your and other domesticated animals, I can see why you aren't allowed at daycare. My daycare has three places...small, medium and large.

Maybe you could just go in with the large dogs and everyone would be safe.

Anyway...Albert needs a thunder shirt or something. Maybe he could share a crate with WHitney?

I don't know.


The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

Hey Puddles - u can come an'sleep with us Beaglebratz an'mom in the big bed. We LET mom share OUR bed - she'z got this kerazy idea it iz her bed. If u can sleep with Shiloh snorin'sumtimez - u iz welcome. We r good sleeperz altho mom sez it iz like tryin'tue move a sack of taterz when she hazta try tue move one of us - we say - y try?
Shiloh'n Shasta (still the diva of the house)

Sketching with Dogs said...

We hope that Chrissy isn't going to turn Mini Puddles into an evil devil dog.
Romanticals, BOL. When your parents are almost a million years like ours they are more interested in a cup of tea!
Tell that Albert to shut his gob so everyone can get some sleep. The other night Bridge was doing her nocturnal wandering around and knocked Mum's nighttable over and everything crashed to the floor - it was only 2.30am, gahhh. Lucky for her she is ill, pfftt!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Sweet William The Scot said...

You are always rearranging things at your house. You should do what Lee's friends husband done. He nailed the furniture to the floor so the crazy lady at their house could not move it anymore. I don't suggest you do that to Albert though.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot

Brian's Home Blog said...

MOL Puddles, we don't like anyone moving our junk either!

Two French Bulldogs said...

You better remind that little one that tis is not the season to be naughty

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Puddles, ya have to stop it girl. Our mum sits in front of the computer laughing out loud and the family are thinking she is going coo coo in the head. Well, more coo coo than usual. We hope you get some sleep, your mum puts her pants on the right way and you never, ever, hear strange noises coming from your mum and dad's room. Just sayin'. Take care Puddles. Hope your weekend is filled with beer and cheetos. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Ranger said...

BOL. I only whin when I want dinner. If she ignore me, dan I shout at her in my very highest pitch voice.

Lovable Lily said...

We're still trying to get over the romantical part of your story... When you have puppers, is there still such a thing?

Lily Belle & Muffin

Murray's Mouth said...

We all have that "junk" room...or two ;)

Murphy said...

So nobody is sleeping at night now? My pawrents used to have a blue room but the funny thing was that it was not blue. We hope you get a good night's sleep tonight. Maybe your brother will settle down?

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

KB said...

Yup, we all have "junk" rooms!

If I see your mom with her pants on backwards, I'll give her the message. What would bro' do in a crate next to her bed?

No one sleeping is no good. Showtime words. I can't believe it...

houndstooth said...

Bwaaa ha ha! I guess that's what your mom and dad get for thinking they could move their room and be romantical!

And dear Heaven, pray for us! One of those elves has showed up to our house, too. She just got here today, and she even brought her own wardrobe with her. Something about how an elf at our house would have to have a good wardrobe, too. I'm not too worried for me, but Flattery and K├╝ster may be in serious trouble. I had to go make a special trip to see Santa last year. I don't know if I can do enough sweet talking for two potential coal miners! I guess the first thing we need is a name for our elf.... *sigh*


Rubie and Poots (her Mum) said...

Seems like the only solutions is to send your ma and pa back upstairs … or for you to get good ears plugs!!

Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx

Duke said...

We just love your blog, Puddles! You are the queen of comedy!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Mary Lou said...

"If ya'll sees a sleep deprived woman (mum has been gettin' up at 3am and NOT goin' back to bed) walkin' down da street with baggy, black eyes and prolly pants on backwards
and stringy hair, it be my mum...tell her hellos fur me.". So. Your Mum is wandering the streets loose like some zombie from "Walking Dead"? ;op

Ziggy Stardust said...

Puddles you poor little thing. Doesn't he know you need your beauty sleep?? Can't you get him a muzzle or something. Have you thought about shoving peecans in your ears at night for quiet...oops I forgot you don't have your peecan tree anymore...sorry. I am nervous about mini me and that freaky elf. I don't know if our mini me's should play together any more.

Loveys Sasha

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Puddles, you need to get some sleeping pills for Albert. Phantom has Mom up here every night. He isn't looking to get to her bedroom because none of us even know what it could possibly be like to sleep in the humans' room. He just has his days and nights all mixed up. Mom has been threatening him with sleeping pills for a while now:)

Better keep a close watch on Chrissy and mini Puddles.

Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

What Remains Now said...

Could Albert and you share a room? I know...stoopid idea.

Pippa Sheltie said...

What's mum gone and moved her bed downstairs for? If albert giving you beauty-sleep troubles, then I insist YOU take that bed back upstairs with your immense strength! Oh brother Albert, he just looks like a lurvy durvy thingy, giving you all that kisses! You're just hilarious Puddles!
Uh oh, better get something done about that elf!
Have a super week,
Pippa :)

Kari in Alaska said...

Baily whines to get into bed

Stop on by for a visit