Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Bar Now Open

Happy New Year's Eve Furiends!
Come right in.....
  (sorry, Sasha went a little wild withs da umbrellas..poked herself 23 times)

Da bar is now open!

Step right up and let us gets you a drink.
 Sasha has been on cherry and umbrella patrol...obviously.
Ruby and I has been concoctin' all types of drinks...all taste tested and approved.
Ruby is also on beer duty...kegs, cans and bottles.
(yes, we went all Tom Cruise in da makin' of dis post,,,I can flip bottles now so watch out)
And Madi has her famous nip-a-tinis...but careful with those.

Nows we has a wide variety of drinks available.
For those of you too young to drink then we has ya'll covered.
We has an assortment of sodas.
My apologies fur da mess they is in...I was busy taste testin' our drinks.

We also has some sparklies fur all you love birds out there.
Ahem...Ernie, Roxy...Taffy and Stanley...toast to your wimmen.

Now I Puddles along withs Sasha, Ruby and Madi has been slavin'
away to bring ya'll some of da bestest cocktails you will evers taste.
We has tested each and every one and we approved them.
It was a tuff job but we was up fur da task.

First, we has MY signature drink.
 da Cheetarita.
Trust me, you will want 3 or 12 of these babies.

Next we has da Decapitated Barbie Cooler.
Go easy on dis one, it may look girly but it is a real ass kicker.

And of course, da Puddles Bombdiggity.
Prolly should not drink dis one near open flames.
But da Blogville Fire Dept and EMTs is on stand by.

Dis one heres is called da Dirt Digger Decadence
It be made withs only da finest southern ingredients.
(Sasha, stop eatin' all da cherries)

Next up we has Madi's famous Catnip Delight...with olives.

 You can find these at da Nip-a-tini Bar.
Caution: Do not swing from da gold strandy things.

We also has a most wonderful Ruby Red Cosmopolitan.
 It is potent ya'll...had 2 of 'em and thought I had 7 paws.

And Sasha has concocted several different flavors of these little  
Saucy Silly Sashas
Hers done such a swell job withs them umbrellas...hehehe.

We also has plenty of beer.
But we only does Bud heres.

 see Ruby for keg, can or bottle

Nows, these is just a few selection of our drinks we has.
We can make what evers you wants.
And be sures to tell us if you would likes us to put it on Frankie's credit card.
Just in case, his number is....
5555 1234 5678.

We is behind da bar (on stools..not Ruby though) ready to takes your order.
Oh and in da back laounge area we is havin' a showin' of mum's runaway car
from da security footage at da gas station...courtesy of Goose.

And Angel Pip, if you is out theres, can you fly me in a cheeseburger?
I is starvin'!
Give me heads ups so I can gets out of your way befores you try to land.

Remember, stay safe and no drinkin' and drivin'.

Puddles, Sasha, Ruby, and Madi


Anonymous said...

Oh that green thingy looks interesting. Do you think the smoke will come out to my my ears when I drink one or two? btw: hope using a teleport tunnel counts not for driving :o)

Sweet William The Scot said...

Hellooo Girls ~ I be ordering one of everything for the whole house and you can put it on this card that be number 5555 1234 5678.
Free Drinks on The hOUSE
Happy New Year Puddles!
Peace & Love
Rockin Wills

My Mind's Eye said...



Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Oh mind is definitely the Dirt Diggery dooogerrr.... hic.. sorry lost the keyboard there for a mo'

Have a real shindig efurones.

Hugs and wiggles, YAM-aunty xxx

Ziggy Stardust said...

Wooooohooooo here we go! Try to ignore my bandaged paws. Those umbrellas are sharp! I just tated tested the "bombdigity" and wowza that is crazy good. Is that a chandelier?? Puddles is it time yet?? I havebeen practicing at home. Oh oh I see Goose and he promised me a dance. I will be right back

Agnes B. Bullock said...

Another round of Cheetaritias over here please!

Taryn said...

That Drink Umbrella wreath is adorable!!!!

Lots of tasty looking drinks!

Happy New Year!

YourSpecialDog said...

so special drinks :D . Happy New Year 2014, hope this year brings all the best things to you and your family :)

Ziggy Stardust said...

Goose is a great dancer! I am back here is another umbrella...ooops sorry Puddles...wait here I have a bandage. I see Walter and he promised me a dance ,be back. Keep pressure on the booboo. I am gonna grab a cheetarita to take with me. Pawty Pawty!

Cowspotdog said...

we will have a couple of those green (hic) diggetitty thingos !

Scooter said...

OMD so much to choose from! Can I please have a tray with two of everything?? I'm taking them to our table so that Hailey and I can share. We wanna try them all! Love that umbrella wreath, Sasha. Wow, ladies, thanks so much for putting together one swill...er...I mean swell bar! Oh, BWAR HAR HAR urp
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Party Animal

Matilda the Boxer said...

Wow, what a rockin' place! I'm going to start out with a Cheetarita, and Cinderella would like a Saucy Silly Sasha. She loooves those paper umbrellas!

Linda said...

I'll have a cosmo with a straw please. Now where is my moms credit cards.
Cheers to ya'all

Happy New Year.

xo Cinnamon

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

They all look so good. We want one of each! Happy New Year! Lee and Phod and their Lady

Mollie said...

OMD I am pizzed az a fart Bawahwhahhahahwa just saw Barbie, so I'z howling'z me head off. Oh thiz pawty iz BURP just BURP the bezt. xxxooxxxx

Mollie and Alfie

The Daily Pip said...

Bombs away! Crash bang SPLASH!!!! I'm geting better at this landing thing ...right into a Cheeterita!!! Oh my paws, this is heaven!! Oops, I just came from heaven, but this is nice, too!

Your pal, AP

Ruby said...

HOLY COW PATTIES!!! Puddles, you have out done yourself gurl!!!
These Cheeteritas are FABulous!!!! And I thinks I'm gonna sample some of these, oh hell, just give me one of everythings!!!! BOL
Be back, we need some more vodka!


Ranger said...

Arrrrrrrrroooooooooo…..dat Puddles Bombdiggity has my name on it. Yum.

3 doxies said...

Ruby, hows in da world did we run out of vodka...never mind, we in da house...BWHAHAHAHAHA.


Sweet William The Scot said...

Puddles ~ That smoking drink has my A** really smoking and I'm doing the Boot Scootin Boogie!
Rockin Wills

Ziggy Stardust said...

Puddles and Ruby watch out for tha wet spot and ooops sorry. Sash

Ziggy Stardust said...

Is the room spinning...sorry Madi

MadSnapper said...

I will have a dirt digger and the cheeto of the cheetorina

3 doxies said...

Sasha...BWHAHAHAHAHA...I thinks dat umbrella just went up my nose when I fell...BWHAHAHAHAHA...

Brian's Home Blog said...

Hey Puddles, I hope you are not driving tonight!

Murphy said...

Whoa, this is the bestest bar EVER and I am thirsty!

Happy New Year!!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OKAY.... now HOLD ON a SQUIRREL SHREDDIN SECOND HERE... I just realized that Rockin Wills... has been settin up all of Blogville on MY CARD... OH HECK... he's a furend... let him go fur it...
DRINKS ARE ALL ON ME... or all OVER me... somebuddy just spilled one of Madi's Nip-a-Tinis all over me..
OMD well you all know ME so I guess i don't need to say that I will take a Dirt Digger Decadence... and Ruby will have a Puddles Bombdiggity and Penny will have a Cheetarita... BOTH those with CHERRIES AND UMBRELLAS.
WOW what a FINE time we are all having.... My Sides hurt from laughing at the comedy Club, My paws already hurt from the dancing... and my EARS are RINGING after all the Fire works..
It is a good thingy we got our Resolutions in Early... and got our Hats and Noisy makers... Fortunately there is still plenty of Food and Dessert... Wyatt and Stanzie cooked 87 Tons..
NOW if you girrrrls just don't run outta ... Drinks we will be all set.
PeeS... Ernie has been WARNED... he and Roxy and the Doods are to have the Sparkling stuffs ONLY...
BUTT YOU GIRRRRLS WATCH them closely... they can get kinda SQUIRRLEY and SNEAKY.

Stanley said...

I guess I better get Taffy a glass of bubbly.

Ziggy Stardust said...

Puddles, seriously how do you fart glitter? That is amazing?

Slasha...opps Sasha

3 doxies said...

Hey is these daisy dukes too short on me? I decided to change cuz it was gettin' hot in heres from so many customers.

The Daily Pip said...

One barbie cooler, please. It matches my dress and furs ...


The Daily Pip said...

Do you think I should do something about Angel Pip ...he's been in that Cheeterita for so long his wings are turning orange

The Daily Pip said...

Could someone maybe explain to our assistant how to have separate pictures for our comments? After this much liquid fun, it's probably tricky to figure out who said what - in fact, who the heck is talking right now - Angel Pip Cheerita or Ruby "I like Punch" Rose.

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

OMD! We were just going to stick with the Kool Aid. Major re-think going on here. We'll start with a Cheetarita, and the Barbie (decapitated) drink and then....ummm...Oh, just bring one of each and charge it to 5555 12345678!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

3 doxies said...

Explainin' things to our assistants is like explainin' sumptin' to a brick wall.
Howevers, I know who is talkin' and commentin'.

3 doxies said...

You gots it Bella, Daisy , and Roxy.
And a toast to our beautiful Daisy.

da tabbies o trout towne said...

happee 2014 guyz….heerz ta happee nezz, health, loves N hope two nite ya get sum high qualitee grazz N nip N hope ya findz a donut shoppe open round 3:18 AM when ya haz de muncheez ...N go ahead N try sum nip ...itz knot just for catz ya noe !!

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Omd. Those drinks r pawsome. Us dogtors Dr Lassie and Emt Benji are drivng the blogville ambulance tonight so we will just have some soda. Pawty on everyone.

Idaho PugRanch said...

Bwaa ahaaa haa bwaa ahaaa ahaa
another Cheeterita please!
OMD did I spell that right?

Scooter said...

Well, Hailey and I just downed those possumcoladas....guess we should try bombdiggity now! BOL These are cool and delish, Ladies!

Hey, where's your TIP JAR??!! Think of all the green papers you could have!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Party Animal

Ruby said...

What is all this glitter doin' on the floor??!! Hum....Puddles!!!!
Are you still fartin' glitters?! BOL
Okays, I thinks those daisy dukes are gettin' you into troubles!
Oh, what the hell, it's NYE!!! Cut off another inch!!! hehehe
Sasha, more cherries over heres!
I thinks I gots the munchies!
Okays, no more of Madi's niptinis!!!


3 doxies said...

Hahahahaha...daisy dukes can nevers be too short me...has you SEEN my legs?

All dis glitter reminds me of da Victoria's Secret runway...let's model.

My Mind's Eye said...

Hey Ruby
Can you take your buff self out to the supply house we need fifty eleven more kegs..Puddles has done drnked all the beer. Pardon my grammar I think Puddles is a bad influence or maybe it is that last Catnip delight
Madi I think

My Mind's Eye said...

Hey Sasha if you run out of cherries let me know I'll suck them out of this box of Choc. Covet cherries we have
Hiccup madi

My Mind's Eye said...

Puddles get down from the bar you are making spectacle of yourself and no you may not take a nip of my neck
Madi most appaled

3 doxies said...

Madi, girl you been hittin' da nip too hard cuz you can't talk...choc. covet cherries...BWHAHAHAHA. Gir you is thlurin' your speech...hehehehe.

My Mind's Eye said...

MOL stupid auto correct....BUTTTT my assistant might actually covet Choc covered Cheeries...might have been one of those Freudian slippage
What the heck is Freudian...dang maybe I know a second language
Madison D. cougar diva cat aka bar wrnch

Ruby said...

WooooooHoooooo!! What?? More kegs??! Right aways!!!
I thianks thuat I haadd, oops, I mean I thinks I HAVE (hehehe) a another 87 in the back....
Did someone say cherries??

Jans Funny Farm said...

Happy 2014! Have a great party.

The Daily Pip said...

Chomp, chomp,chomp ...sorry, chomp, just coming back from chomp, burp, Wyatt and Stanzie. They have whole trays of bacon and burgers ...or they did, most of it is gone now.

The beauty of diving into a Cheeterita is that it dyes the fur and wings yellows, which means no one recognizes me and I can come and go, taking what I please, without anyone knowing the difference ...bahahahahahhaha

Ziggy Stardust said...

Puddles, that glitter coming out of your butt, might look purty, but it sure doesn't smell purty. It has a beer cheeto kind of scent. I wonder why(snickerssnortsgiggles)

Ruby more cherries on the way, oops and hold that thought, I will be right back.

Sorry Madi, the cherry juice should come right out of your beautiful furs sometime soon(I hope)


Marg said...

Oh Puddles those drinks look yummy. We would like to try one of each. We will have a drink and then go find the food. This is some kind of a great party. Whoooo Hooooo.
This party is some kind of wild. We need to drink some more if Puddles is fartin glitter. Just don't let Puddles get behind anyone's wheel. Happy New Year too all of you fantastic dogs and cats.

Kjelle Bus aka Charlie Rascal said...

I'm going to be furry drunk with all thoose jummy drinks :)

Kjelle Bus aka Charlie Rascal said...

I'm going to be furry drunk with all thoose jummy drinks :)

SquirrelQueen said...

We are loving Madi's nip-a-tinis but we wants to try all the others. Do you mind if we take a nap in the corner afterwards?

A round of drinks for everyone and put it on Frankie's card.

Happy New Year,
Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

Idaho PugRanch said...

Looks like we got here just in time for another round on Frankie!!
Hazel wants to try one of those Decapitaed Barbie A** burner drinks
haaa ahhaaa we can't talk either

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

HEY Sparkle FARTle... no more PHARRRTin Glitter on me.
OMD I would LOVE another Dirt Digger Decadence...BUTT I am already... WAY over MY LIMIT...
DARN this is FUN.

Unknown said...

Decapitated Barbie Cooler BOL that really cracked us up. Just missed a real Barbie head floating in it. We too will have one of everything.
Have a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly

Lovable Lily said...

We're popping in for a quick drink so that we can wish everyone a Happy 2014. What a pawtastic time everyone is having.

Happy New Year!

Lily Belle & Muffin

Ziggy Stardust said...

Puddles...Puddles...hey up here on the chandelier. Is this how you do it, whooooooooooooooooooooooo here I go swinging back and ooooooooooooops sorry Ruby, I guess I forgot to hang on. Are you ok, at least I fell on your butt so it was kind of soft(giggles). That was sooooooo flunky...yahooooooooo I am having so much fun tonihgttt.


Mollie said...

I muzt tell'z youz I'z VERY VERY Dwunk Bawahwhhahahhah

Scooter said...

Okay, I'll never make it to midnight if I don't get some extra energy! How about setting me and Hailey up with a Dirt Digger with extra cherries. I'm gonna have to hit up Wyatt's catering again too or else I'll be starved at midnight! BOL OMD WE'RE HAVING FUN NOWWWWWW!!!!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Party Animal

Wyatt said...

Stanzie would like a "Dirt Digger Decadence" and I would like to jump right in with the Green "Puddles Bombdiggity"!
Let's get this party started...wheeee!

Wyatt and Stanzie
(oh could you put that on Frankie's tab?)

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Here I am- waiting for the fun to begin!

Ruby said...

Hey Sasha, no worries on landin' on me...I gots LOTS of paddin'!! BOL
Nows, how do we gets back up there??! WooooooHoooooo!!!!! This is funs!!! Hey, is that Tweedles down there?! Oh, I gots to gets her a drinkie!! You hold on, I'll be right back....

Asta said...

Oh my dog Puddles(umm, I'm a littol dizzy, scooze me) I have tasted pwetty much evewy dwink, can't decide my favowite..what a fabooloos bunch of concocshuns by these gweat bawtendews..umm, Wuby, may I have anothew one of yoow cosmopawlitans?

Asta said...

Sweet Willyum...that is most incwedibully genewoos of you..Sank you fow the dwinkies...Happy Newyeaw evewyone!

Millie and Walter said...

Hi everyone! Sorry we're late. What a fun time you all are having. If you can still see straight Miss Puddles I would love one of those Bombdiggity thingies. Happy New Year!


The Slimmer Pugs, Kitties, and Mama said...

Hi girls!
Tweedles and I would love one of Sasha's specialities, please.
Tweedles boy,
Toby Moses :)

Scooter said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, your bar was an excellent addition to the big bash today! Thanks so much for all of the amazing creative drinkies and all of the many laughs! BWAR HAR HAR I'm stopping by for my last round of the evening. Could I please have two champagne glasses for the final toast with my date. Oooo break out the finest bubbly!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Party Animal

Idaho PugRanch said...

what a party for the ages OMD!
We are ready for some champagne to toast in the New Year with all our wonderful friends

Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Scooter said...

BTW: Sam his his red wagon all powered up now and ready for trips to get everyone home safely in case you're looking for a ride! :)

Ziggy Stardust said...

Pullddles what does it mean when the roooom is going all around you and bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...urpsssssssssssssssssssss.

Sorry about that, but I do feel better. Don't worry I will wash those glasses and maybe you want to find a hose or something. Those drinks taste just as good coming up by the way.

Happy New Year Slash

Sweet William The Scot said...

Puddles ~ I'm in the gutter by the Firehouse. Jazzi threw me under the ball and I'm a little flat. Please bring a funnel and a bottle of champagne so I can toast in the New Year.
Rockin Wills

booahboo said...

PUDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS... Happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy New Year to youssssssssssss and to your lovely girl... and to them black blobs.. and to your momma and daddy too. Have a great one ahead!

Daisy said...

I'll have another dirt digger to ring in the new year! I can't have alcohol since I'm under age :-( thanks for hosting such a well stocked bar!

Molly the Airedale said...

What amazing drinkypoos! The Cheetarita is so perfect!
Happy New Year, Puddles!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

genji said...

I'll have one of everything. Line 'em up. Happy New Year!!!

Unknown said...

Great dawg...what a party you all had! Happy New Year, Puddles! I look forward to more fun in 2014!
*cairn cuddles*

Alien said...

Alien Log #2089433343-1/1/14

Reminder for next year:

Don't drink cocktails the Minx hands you or you will wake up at a bus stop in Rio with no recollection of how you got there.


Bobbie said...

I hope Gracie doesn't get wind of this party that she missed. She was way bored last night...
Wow! What a good time you all had! That Cheeto Margarita looks wonderful!! I must remember to check out your next years party. ... Did I say WOW!!? I hope you aren't too hung over this morning Puddles.. ;-) HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...

Oh our heads is still spinning from taste testing all them drinks last night. Mommy said we are grounded for life and can't have nothing to drink except water from now on. Dang it!! Them drinks was fine. Thanks goodness Sam got us home in one piece or Mommy would have bee really mad at us.

Did Angel Pip bring your a burger after all. We was too messed up to tell.

Still sleeping off....Mona & Prissy

My Dog Sam - Ruptured Disk said...

Happy New Year and best wishes to all. Oh wow, you can really drink.

KB said...

Happy New Year!!! Your drinks are so funny. Can I have a Cheeterita please?

Taffy said...

OMD! I had so much fun last night! Please forgive me for anything I did that I don't remember. That toilet bowl (trash can) punch of Ruby's really made me loopy. I told Ruby it almost made me kiss Stanley....my daddy woulda grounded me for the next 87 years. I will remember this pawty for the rest of my years!

Inger said...

We're so sorry, Samson and me, that we missed the party. It looks like you all were serious about kicking out the old year and welcoming 2014. All we can say this late is: Happy New Year to you, your family, and all your fun friends! Hugs from Inger and Samson

jen said...

Lol! That was awesome!

I hope that you all had a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Mary Lou said...

Puddles, Sasha, Ruby, and Madi....
I've been a stranger in these parts of Blogville--again!!--it feels so good to be back!! ;-D
Whoa!! We are going to have ourselves some drunken canines on our, er, paws!! Hee, hee, hee.... ;-D
Happy 2014, Friends!! ;)
--Raelyn and Rose

Unknown said...

Wow those sure were some great drinks! Happy New Year to you!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

i need one more drink!

the teacher's pets said...

Wow! I'm sorry I missed out on this pawty! I wish my mom let me turn the computer on while she rang in the new year without me. Grrr! My mom loved the umbrella wreath very much and wants to make one! Can we borrow the picture?

Maggie Mae and Max said...


Looks like we missed an amazin' pawty! Hopefully it won't happen again. We sure do LUVS you and miss you so very much! Max is mad at mom cuz her has kept him away from you for so long!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae and your Max!

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

Hey there Puddles - how u duin'? Did ya make it thru the snow - did ya haf any where u iz?
Shiloh'n Diva Shasta

Unknown said...

Mom says she wants some!


Mary Lou said...

It has been well over one month since you last posted on this Blog!! That is unusual.... I miss you!! ;op
--Raelyn and Rose

World of Animals, Inc said...

It looks like you all know how to throw a great party for the holidays. We love the photo of you all behind the bar serving drinks. Thanks for the wonderful share. Have a pawsome rest of your week.
World of Animals