Monday, December 2, 2013

Happy Monday boys and girls!
I hopes you all had a most wonderful Thanksgivin' and 
eated plenty of turkey...or squirrels...whatevers tingles da taste buds.
Mine was just terribles.
Dumb ass kerazy lady done hurted herself again.
I knows, I knows, ain't nobuddy heres shocked.
Her messed up her hip flexor muskle.
Woman could NOT even goes potty cause it pulled on da muskle.
Her said it hurted so bad it made her sick to her belly.
Her also mentioned it was worser than da hellbow.
Her be betters now though.

Howevers, I is not heres to blog bouts mum bein; more of an idiot 
than normal...I is heres to tells you bouts my package I gotted
four scores and a hundred years ago from Wyatt and Stanzie.
It was their Halloween Contestical.

Now, let's all gather around in a circle and lemme tells ya'll.

Here I is withs my box...and why yes, I is on da big mum and da's room.
(sorry Brudder Albert...BWHAHAHAHAHA).
Oh and ignores all da laundry.
"Mum, I needs some help here!"

Mum gotted my box opened fur me and boy was I excited.
I stucks my nose in da box.

Oh my goodness...look at dis!

It be a squirrel stuffie!
I really needed dis cuz ever since da Pee-can Thievin' Man came and stoled
my trees there has been NO squirrels in my yard.

So heres a shot of all my loot in it's glory.
Da bat cracks me up and mum 'specially loves dat it be a silent squeaker.

Thank you very much fur my stuffies Wyatt and Stanzie...I loves them lots.

Don't go no wheres. I has to tells ya'll what happened next.
See, I was just mindin' my own business and gettin' to know Mr. Bat betters.

I was havin' a blast and even tooks him to my secret hideout when
 I seened outta da corner of my eyeball...
...Brudder Albert stuffienapped Squirrel Man!

I gotted it back though cuz dats how I roll.

But dear heaven it stanked to hell withs his breath....UGGGGGGH!
WOOOOOWHEEEEEEEE, I feel da vomit comin' up.

Now I is done.

Also, Madi and her mom will be updatin' on da son-in-law
as soon as they gets info from his surgicals on Tuesday.
So please, in da meantime, keep sendin' your vibes and prayers to Greg
and da family.

And also Brian and his clan have been ill so head on overs and let 
them knows ya'll is thinkin' of 'em. 
I knows their dad needs some support right nows.

PS: Nows dat I thinks bouts it, I thinks dat is a beaver and not a squirrel.


The Furries of Whisppy said...

Good gracious. What's up with your Mom? Poor Mom.
You sure scored yourself some really fun stuffies!

Taryn said...

Ouch! Sorry about the hip muscle....Puddles couldn't you share your new toy even a little while? I have to admit though that my Jimmy would have done the exact same thing. ALL toys belong to him, and only him!

My Mind's Eye said...

WoooHooo Puddles Duddles Rainwater it is I Madi FINALLY dropping by to say howdy. Wyatt and Stanzie know how to shop for a Doxie who is pecan-squirrel-treeless!!
The bat cracks me up to.
Thank you very much for the shout on my the best brother in law in the world. Mom will put up some info on tomorrow later today and she has a funny story to share that my sissy told her.
Hugs Madi your bfff

genji said...

I'm glad your mum is feeling better. Silent squeakers are the best :)

houndstooth said...

Keep an eye on those stuffies, because I see Flattery giving them the eyeball, too! She's sneaky as all get out when it comes to getting toys. Wyatt and Stanzie have great taste!

You don't have any elf updates, do you?


Marg said...

Poor Mom, sure glad she is a little better.
Puddles, that is the cutest picture of the Brudder with the squirrel stuffy. The Bat is hysterical too. Have a great day and tell that Mom to please be careful. Take care.

Dexter said...

Your mom is really a bit inconsiderate, don't you think? Always getting herself hurt and whatnot which leads to less time to worship the Puddles.


P.S. My idiot momma hurt her foot on a recent reconnoissance mission into Grandma and Grandpa's attic and hasn't been walking me. Completely unacceptable, but it shows that yours isn't the only clumsy human.

Unknown said...

Puddles we love your stuffy squiggle and goodies from Wyatt. Pawsome pal and at least you can dead that one now you have no pee-can tree.
Hope mum is better today.
Have a marvellous Monday.
Best wishes Molly

Lovable Lily said...

Oh goodness Puddles, your Mom is something else! Why don't you just let her write a blog post one day. Maybe, just maybe then she won't go a hurt herself just to get mentioned on here. We are glad to hear that she is better now.

Those are some great stuffies you won. Did you dead the squirrel yet?

Lily Belle & Muffin

Lucy-Fur, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

You need to put your Mom on a leash, methinks! Heehee! Do those silent squeakers really work? Abby is crazy for squeaky toys, but Mom is less excited about them (especially at 2am...) Cool box of pressies!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Cowspotdog said...

well that was one exciting box of goodies to know - we don't understand how these Moms can be so accident prone

jen said...

Your mom needs to be wrapped in bubble wrap! How did she not go to the bathroom? lol :)

Love all your new stuffies, those are really fun. We never get fun ones that that!

stellaroselong said...

Furst of all our mom is drooling really wet drools all over the computer cos hers loves your shabby chic bed, hers thinks it is beautiful, mom likes targets shabby chic line, but hers says since we have came into her life she shops at the dollar tree mostly, wesa don't know what she means by that!
Those presents were really nice..we can hardly wait till Christmas. Gussie Boy is still waiting on his Santy Claus to call.
stella Rose

What Remains Now said...

What a great prize package! I'm still sad about the pee-can tree.

Anonymous said...

I'm glad your mom feels better, hope she will be as god as new soon. Your stuffies are fantabulous! I think a bat under a christmas tree looks super stylish! And your smiling picture is beautiful!

Millie and Walter said...

You sure got some great stuffies from Wyatt and Stanzie. I can't believe Brudder Albert stole your squirrel/beaver whatever he is. We have been keeping close tabs on Madi's BIL and hope he gets well soon.


Two French Bulldogs said...

A squirrel stuffie! You better let him know who's boss

Idaho PugRanch said...

Puddles has your Mom been getting into your beer?? Glad she is doing better. Pawsome stuffies, Wyatt and Stanzie are the best!
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Molly the Airedale said...

Your poor mom, Puddles! We hope she remains more pain-free in 2014. Does this mean there was no pumpkin pie at your house? *gasp*
Wyatt and Stazie sent you the best stuffs!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Bobbie said...

Oh Puddles! Your poor Mum! If its not one thing its another... but glad she's feeling better. What a great bunch of goodies you got. Nice for you to share with your brudder... well... reluctantly share... err.. maybe not share at all.. did you really take that toy off of him? Awwww Puddles.. But I know you just did it so he wouldn't choke on the squeaker inside should he be successful in removing it... right?

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Hey Pudds - beaver - squirrel - all the same I say!! As for mom.... well, the least said the better!
Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Peggy Frezon said...

What fun toys! I hope you get lots more this holiday deserve it!

Sketching with Dogs said...

Thank Dog you managed to find some kind of squirrel to kill - with Albert's breath it even smells dead, hehe.
What great pressies. We are sending all our best Chi vibes to everyone.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Katie said...

Oh Puddles, your mom! Those are some amazing toys you got :-)

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...'s still YOURS!

Great haul.

Can't believe the kerazy lady had done somethin' like that so close to the holidays. Hope she's better quickly so you can get some more great food.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

PeeS: We love your wrapping paper.

Ziggy Stardust said...

Puddles, I am sorry about your Momma getting busted up AGAIN! What is up with the Mommies lately?? We should just put them in a a special box and keep them there. They can only come out when we need them. I had a good Thanksgiving and got lots of turkey and mashed potatoes and even pie. I will send you some leftumovers since you were deprived AGAIN. I love your loot and sorry about Albert and his terribull breaths. Throw him a mint or something, I think I can smell it from here. I like to hide under our tree also. It keeps Mommy a little worried about the tree and I love it. Take it easy and help Mommy and her butt to get better.

Loveys Sasha

p.s. I am sending some tictacs for Albert

Unknown said...

Wow! What fantastical prizes you won, Puddles! I cannot believe brother Albert had the nerve to steal your "squirrel" toy. I would never steal a toy from you because I am a gentleman.

So sorry to hear that your mum has hurted herself...AGAIN. Gee-willy-whiskers, you would think that lady has no coordination what so ever. I am so glad to hear she is better now though.

Happy Monday!

Sweet William The Scot said...

Wyatt and Stanzie sent out the bestest presents to all of us winners.
Brother Albert sure is a thief, but then I guess no one sends him anything. Got to feel sorry for poor Brother Albert.
I knew some blogger would say they had Verdin Bells nearby. So Gardner Webb University has bells made in Cincinnati.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William
The Scot

Taffy said...

Maybe you shouldn't let you mom cook anymore. Who knows what might happen. That is the best cute. I don't even know what to say about Albert stealin your....whatever it is! I'm just speechless. Thanks for your comment this morning about Twix. It made momma feel good knowing others think about her too.

Taffy said...

Oh, and where did you get that wrapping paper? It is the best!

Murphy said...

Those are wonderful pressies! We wonder how your mom hurt herself. Is she not being careful? Worse than the hellbow? And so close to Christmas? And she can't go potty? This has the makings for a disaster!
We hope she gets better FAST!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Anonymous said...

Barharhar, a stuffie war has broken out, get the video rolling, we need action stuffs.

The Mad sSots

The Daily Pip said...


Would you happen to have any pee-cans or maybe could you maybe go catch me a squirrel or ground hog or one of your crazy neighbors ...all part of today's lesson plan for you know who ...bawhahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Murray's Mouth said...

What a nice prize!

Braeden and Seth said...

Hope your Mom is feeling better. Our Mom laughed so much that she had to run....she almost left peemail! BOL

KB said...

Wow, that squirrel is as big as you, Puddles! You better watch out... (insert Jaws music)

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

Hope your Kerazy lady has learned to be more careful!

Inger said...

Puddles you are such a good dog, thinking of your friends. I will send good thoughts their way too. Samson is besides himself with all you girls thinking him so handsome. Hope the Kerazy lady slows down and watches out so she doesn't get hurt again.

Inger said...

I forgot, thanks for the tip on the picture site. I will check it out too.

Marilia said...

So sweeties... I love your blog, your photos and histories!

Jans Funny Farm said...

Those are some nice Halloween Contestical presents.

Your poor mom. You need to keep a better eye on her, Puddles. Glad she is doing better.

Mollie said...

Bawahwhahhwhahahah oh Puddles youz juzt too funny. I can small ya smelly Brudder'z breff from here..Yuck Bawahhahhaha Mommy mailing'z yiuz later'z, she'z all'z behind'z ...Lub'z youz xxoxxxx

Mollie and Alfie

The Daily Pip said...

We are LIVE ...for some reason her doesn't want to make us any cheeseburgers?

Anonymous said...

Oh thank dog you got that squirrel/beaver/chipmunk/raccoon/possum/hamster/gerbil/skunk/parrot(?) hybrid toy back from Albert! What the heck was he thinking, swiping YOUR stuff?? Really, has he lost all of his sense? Affirmative.

Sorry about the Kerazy Lady's issue of falling apart every week. I'm sure it's tough for you because she can't do the typing for you and all the other stuff that comes with owning a Puddles (like fanning you with palm leaves, feeding you Cheetos right into your mouth, pouring your favorite beer into your mouth, etc). Really, if she's going to fall apart every week, she needs to consider hiring YOU a personal assistant. Just don't go with anyone on Craigslist, that doesn't seem too legit. ;)

Elyse and Riley

World of Animals, Inc said...

Thanks for sharing all of these excellent photos of you unboxing all your fun stuff. It was filled with so many fun looking toys. Have a great rest of your day and have some fun.
World of Animals