Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Guess what?
Da Puddles Duddles has moved back to Blogville!
I is back!

OMD, why is ya'll running away?
I promise  I'll be good...I has changed.

Just kiddin', I has not changed...i still da same 'ol Puddles...
...and I still crack myself up.

Goodness gracious how i has missed all my furiends and stalkers.
okays, so da last time i seen ya'll I was recoverin' from anudder one
of my near death experiences.

Just to remind ya'll, here is a photo...hehehehe.
You knows, lookin' back on my battle wound it does kinda make me a little squeamish.
Does it makes ya'll squeamish?
Clearly ya'll can sees dat i almost had my torso amputated.

Here be my battle wound afters my surgicals.

Recuperatin' and totally F'ed up on drugs at home.

here be my awesome scar today.
Frankly, i loves it cuz it makes me look bad.

First time I pooped!
Apparently hoomans think dis is a sign of gettin' betters.
(ignore da cone from hell...dat is a blog post in itself)

Because of dis Girl I is all healthies and was ables to keep by torso from being amputated.
I loves you Girl!

Whay ya knows...anuuuuudder foto of moi!
Dis is me today...well, actually monday but whatevers...cuz Iis back in town!!!

I has really missed everybuudy and i am so freakin' happy to be back!
So lets graba a beer or 12 and celebrate.

PS: Kerazy Lady still be stoopid...hers scheduled 2 appts today
so we may be late gettin' around to da blogs but I'll get theres eventually.

PSS: Ignore da Christmas header.


bichonpawz said...

Yikes! That is a scary wound Puddles!! We are very happy to welcome you back!! xo Chloe and LadyBug

My Mind's Eye said...

OH MY CATS OH MY DOGS OH MY EVERYBUDDY...DA PUDDLES IS IN THE Building and I am doing a Irish jig w a pint in my hand.
Huggles Madi your bfffffff

Unknown said...

Yea welcome back Puddles and so glad you are all fixed up now and back to finding and making trouble. We have missed you. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly

My Mind's Eye said...


Julie said...

Hello Puddles
Wow, thats some serious damage you had there and and very impressive scar
Looking forward to getting to know you
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Marg said...

Oh Puddles, we are so so happy to back and all healed up. So A big WELCOME back. We are like Madi, we may have to come back a lot today just to see if you are still here. Great picture of your GIRL. You take care.

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
OMD OMD OMD I am spinning on my seat here... I thought I saw you lurking in the commen-trees this week and now look ....PUDDLESSSSSSSS.... you have been sorely missed!!!! Blogville just is not the same without you; it is still excellent, but you add just that little bit spice which makes all the rest nice!!!! So very glad you have healed in total and are ready to rock the ether again. Happy Howl oh E'en to you and your girl and the K-Lady too! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

Hey there gurlfurrend - we Beaglebratz iz just sooooo furry much glad tue c u bak here in good old Blogville - we all haz missed u. Az the o-fish-al Secretariez of Social Netwerkin'pleeze accept our o-fish-al welcome bak.
Shiloh-Lord of the Manor an'Diva Shasta

Anonymous said...

I'm glad you are still Puddles, the girl we love . I'm happy that you do so well and I agree if you can poop then you are on the way to recovery, my dad said that too :o)

Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said...

OMD..Do me hear right? You's really back? Me was afraid da dogters was gonna turn you inside out to fix da battle wound. Butt you's lookin purrrty good! And you can still poop with the best of 'em. BOL BOL Better tell da Kerezy Lady to get you some knee and elbow pads and a bowl fur your head to keep you healthy and boo boo free fur a while.

Cowspotdog said...

Well about time - time for a Puddles Party we think. Welcome back missy - we sure did miss you

Two French Bulldogs said...

It's about time that Puddles move back
Lily & Edward

Murphy said...

Welcome back Puddles! We are so glad you survived nearly being cut in half! We hope you're gonna be sober enough to vote next week for the next mayor of Blogville. We have a few new folks in Blogville you need to meet. Let the good times roll!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

stellaroselong said...

Sooooo are you talking abouts my brudder Angus when you say stalker?? We know about all those emails he sent to you. We are so happy you are back, we celebrated by dressing up all prisoners and taken pictures for you.
stellie rose

Millie and Walter said...

Welcome back Miss Puddles! We sure are glad you survived that gruesome wound. Our mom almost lost her breakfast when she saw that picture of your innards hanging out.

Lucy-Fur, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Blogville residents - hide your beer and your Cheetos! Heehee. Welcome back Ms. Puddles! Very impressive stitches! I had some surgicals this summer (although there was no near-torso-ectomy in my case) and had to wear that evil cone, too (although it was very handy for picking up radio signals from Abby's home planet). And I, too, was totally stoned for two weeks (something about how I wanted to yank the cone off my head and go crazy about 10 minutes after the surgicals) But I don't have any bad-ass scars - you definitely look like someone no one would want to mess with! Welcome back!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...


A "CHANGED" Puddles is BACK... Yep CHANGED... like in We CHANGED the Baby's Diaper.. and now it is full of POOPS AGAIN... RIGHT CHANGED does NOT MEAN... PREVENTION...
NOTHING is gonna prevent PUDDLES from being PUDDLES...
Oh GIRRRRRRL we are SO happy to see you again... and we noticed INSTANTLY that you are Fashionably EARLY fur CHRISTMAS... ONLY PUDDLES would start Courting Santa Paws THIS early... butt then ONLY PUDDLES ...would NEED to do that...
We are so glad that you did not need to have your torso amputated and that you have that must BEAUTIMOUS SCAR... to Point to... when you do ANOTHER of your... Interesting Thingys... and YOU WILL do them... just fur OUR ENTERTAINMENT. RIGHT?
Very Impressive Pooping there. We have all been aware that you are FULL OF IT... and THERE is PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF..


OH Puddle -- OH PUDDLES!!

You've been through IT and yes lets grab a whole keg of beer.

We are so glad to see you pop up in our READER and we is sooooo glad you are back and ready to rumble.

Matilda the Boxer said...

I'm so happy to have you back, I could just poop!! My nubbin has been going nonstop since I heard you were coming back to Blogville. It is WAY too quiet here without you. Can you believe I held an Oktoberfest pawty and didn't have anyone swinging on the chandeliers?! I can't wait to hear all about your continuing adventures. Just please not any QUITE as skeery as that last one. Yikes! At least you got a tough scar out of it.

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

OMD, is that really YOU, Puddles???? Hip Hip Hooray!!! Wee are so happy to have you back. And even happier to see you have fully recovered. Can't have anything BUTT the real Puddles.

Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

Brian's Home Blog said...

Oh my goodness Puddles, we are thrilled to see you back and even happier that you are all healed up!

The Adventures of the LLB Gang said...

Welcome back Puddles!!! We are so glad you are all betters....and that you have finally showed the hoomans that it is OK to poop on the floor!!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Corbin said...

Um. Where have you been? I think you totally missed the fact that I have a new sister. And the fact that I almost died. But, you just HAD to come back after I got all handsome again and decided that the world didn't get it's Corbin fill, so I stuck around just to make sure you showed your pretty bum back up in blogville.
Gosh, I'm so happy, I don't think I can stay mad. Happy back to blogville day!

Idaho PugRanch said...

YAY!!! PUDDLES IS BACK !! we are so happy to see you girl, but yes the partial belly scalping did make us a little sqeamish. But you look just wonderful in the last picture!!!!!
Mr Bailey & Hazel

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

HEY Puddles Duddles BARREL BUTT.... Now that you are back...
You will have to VOTE in the upcoming Election fur Blogville Mayor...

BUTT .... WARNING.... SARGE is in charge of the Voting Place so don't try to STUFF THE BALLOT BOX... or PEE in it Either...
UNLESS of Course you want to spend MORE time in that CELL of YOURS... The one with your PICTURE and Your MIRROR.. in it.

Lovable Lily said...

Welcome back to Blogville Puddles! We are THRILLED to see that you are doing so well and have healed from the nasty wound. You look WONDERFUL!! And while you were gone, just look at how big your girl grew. Where does the time go.....

Love seeing all your pictures especially the cone/pooper picture. That just made us laugh our butt's off.

Looking forward to more adventures with you.

Lily Belle & Muffin

kmp said...

Welcome back Puddles! We are happy to see you have returned to Blogwille and that your owies are on the mend!

Edgar and his mum

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Puddles, we have missed the dickens outta you. We thought one of your near death experiences crossed the line and wasn't near anymore.

So happy to have you back. Blogville isn't the same without your Touch!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

puddles...hole lee $h!t....yes we now oh fish ul lee haz de heebees frum lookin at yur jezuz...

happee ya is doin aye oh kay tho we think mor N 12 beerz iz in order....we say drink de hole bar dry !!

KB said...

Oh Puddles! We are all so glad to see you again. And, I LOVE your scar... I'm so glad that you recovered. That photo of your cut was waaaaay beyond scary. What was your mom doing, taking photos at a moment like that? :)

Duke said...

We are passin' the smelling salts underneath our mom's nose. Yup, she's the squeeeemish type!
We are so happy that you're back, Puddles ☺

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Kinley Westie said...

Hey Puddles! Dat are quite a scar.

The Daily Pip said...



Guess who (insert sound of beer can opening)

The Daily Pip said...

Never fear I am still here ...part time anyway about that scar ...are you sure it wasn't from our days fighting the evil squirrels and groundhogs know when I would have to step in rescue you from all those bad guy little critters ....bawhahahahahahahaa

What do you mean YOU were the one rescuing me ...

Ruby said...

OH.MY.DOG. PUDDLES!!!!!! Hey gurlfriend!!! What's you been up to?! Oh, I see you been poopin in the house again!!! BOL!!!! Holy crap gurl! hehehe Wells, I bets it was hot as hell outside, huh? You even make the cone-o-shame look good!
OMD, I almost peed lookin' at that pic of you all torn up again! Really, I did gets all dizzy and fall outta the puter chair ~ it's okay though cause I had a big bowl of Cheetos to fall into...nows, I gots orange powder all over my furs! Um...delish!
Okays, anyhu, It's great to see you all healed up and lookin' GAWGUSS!!!!
Okays, I gots the margaritas all ready, and the Bud Lights chillin'....PAWTY!!
Ruby ♥

Linda said...

OMD I missed you so much!
I gotted so board I ate the kitchen table and ripped up my new bed.
It's not been the same here with out you. So glad you are back.
Now let's party all night long.
xo Cinnamon

Ziggy Stardust said...

OMG and Holy Dog Doodies!!! Is this possible?? Am I dreaming?? Is my Puddles back? I am spinning...the room is...I pooped! OK now I am back. I have missed you so much that my tummy hurts(toot). I have a cold beer and a bag of cheetos aging for this occasion. I will be swinging from the chandelier soon. Tomorrow I will be by in my pizza truck. Guess what I will even let you drive! Get ready

Love Sasha

Ziggy Stardust said...

I told my Mom, I had to poop in the house cause you did. She isn't buying it.Oops now I made pee. I will see you with my truck and llet's get Ruby

Bobbie said...

Awwwweeeee Welcome back Puddles! You were missed so much!!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

welcome back,, welcome back, welcome back!
I am glad your all healed together now,, and you look marvelous!

Sully said...

Welcome back from your hiatus.

Aroo to you,

Wyatt said...

Yay, all is right with the world, Cuz Puddles is back in town!! Just in time for tricks and treats! We missed you, kerazy dawg!

Wyatt and Stanzie

How Sam Sees It said...

Yay! Welcome back! We are glad you are all healed up and back to your awesome self!

Monty and Harlow

Agnes B. Bullock said...

PUDDLES IS BACK!!!!! Now WHN can finally get her act together and take care of us, instead of crying about her puddles being missing!!!

My Dog Sam - Ruptured Disk said...

Hey Puddles, we knew you'd be back. My dad was yelling oh sH*t when he saw your open wound photo. Man can't handle that kind of stuff very well. Anyways, we're glad that you're back and that all is well. While you were away, we lost Lorenza and we're still very sad.

liparifam said...

Woo Hoo! And they say CATS have 9 lives, lol! So glad to see you healed so well; can't wait to catch up on your shenanigans. Hope Brudder and Sissy are doing well, too...

Rubie and Poots (her Mum) said...

Sooooo happy you didn't have to have your torso amputated after all!! Girl - you are looking all better and extra FINE with that "bad to the bone" scar an all. We here was wondering how you were recovering ... but all those drugs you were f'ed up on must have helped ... and beer of course!! BOL!

Can wait to hear more Puddles stories - but please no more being skinned alive - ma and I could only JUST cope with your photo at da v-e-t-s !!! Whew!

Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx

Inger said...

Puddles, we were so worried about you. And we are so glad you are back to your old self, with a badass scar to show the world what you are made of.

Since you've been gone, Samson got a little, but fast-growing sister, named Faith. She's tough too and has been keeping Samson busy.

rottrover said...

S the first poop you took was IN THE HOUSE?? And you've changed?!? We know betters!1 I, Bart, had my toe amputated and I, too, have a totally awesome scar! Ca'nt wait to catch up!!

-Bart, Ruby and Otto

Mollie said...

Ouch Puddles that sure is a bad wound to show off BOL, and you got to crap on the floor, how cool is that. We have missed you and it's great to see you back. We have been AWOL for 87000 years as Humom has been super pawly ( faking it I say ) Lub'z you and be really naughty xxxoxx

Mollie and Alfie

Backcountry Brodie said...

You had a poop eggsploshun in the house, too? You go gurl! The peeps is so furgiving when we has had near death eggsperiences. I put a video on my bloggie of how wonky I was right after my near death eggsperience (I is better now) and efurrybuddy is wanting to know if'n you had been spiking my water bowl. Wot would make them think that?

Taffy said...

Hey girlie! Welcome back! I've missed you and wondered how you were doing after you tore your torso up. I'm telling ya, my momma gets dumber by the day. She smashed her face ino the sidewalk today. You should swe how she looks!!!

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

UH-OH! Iz the Puddles playin'hide an'seek? You WUZ bak but may-b u haz gone MIB agin (that'z MISSIN'IN BLOGVILLE)? Shure duz hope everything iz ok wherever u iz.
Shiloh-Lord of the Manor an'Diva Shasta

♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...

Finally!! All is right with the world again. We have missed you soooooo much.

♥♥♥Mona, Prissy & Shelby Lynn

Pepsi the Lazy Bum said...

Holy dog Puddles. I just got back and I see this!


FOrever rawking

genji said...

It's a good thing you got to keep your torso, you never know when it will come in handy. Nice battle scar.

houndstooth said...

I still can't look at that wound! Sheesh! I hope you get back to blogging soon. I've missed you!


The Daily Pip said...

Are you there? Just dropping by to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving …and drop off this yummy turkey stuffed with cheeseburgers and slathered in beer gravy for my best friend.

Read, set …CRASH!

Oops, sorry the turkey seems to have put a hole in your mom's porch …don't worry the turkey will still taste good.

Note to self: when dropping magic turkeys from the sky make sure there's something to break the fall.

Angel Pip

Jans Funny Farm said...

You're back? We have missed you. We were just mentioning you and decided to drop by again --- and here you are. Or were.

What a horrifying injury. So glad you have recovered.

Unknown said...

We remember the accident and we never checked back to see how you were doing. Saw your name on our Christmas card list so stopped by to say hi! Love Dolly

Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said...

Just wanted to stop by and wish you a Hap-Pee New Year filled with good health, lots of happiness, treats, and no boo boo's for either you or your Momma!


Lovable Lily said...

Happy Easter Puddles & family!

Lily Belle & Muffin

Ruby said...

OMD GURL!!!! How's ya DOIN'?!!! OMD, we gots so much to catch up on!! Likes whatcha been doin' all Spring??!! Hey, did you dead anythings?! I didn't. Wells, unless you count that dead mousie I found...Ma freaked...I thoughts he just smelled good and stinky...kinda likes my pharts! BOL!!!!! Okays, nothin' like my pharts...those are WAY worse!! hehehehe
Hey, did you hears??? Sarge is havin' like a contest on bringin' in new bloggers and OLD bloggers (BOL!! I just called you old..BOL!!!)Anyhus, I thinks I should gets like Triple Score Points if I can gets you to come back....thens we can drink all the beers and margaritas togethers!!!! OMD, I almost forgots! Did you hears that they have a drinkie that is BOTH beers and margaritas??!! It's called Beer Margaritas...duh! BOL!!!
Okays, you take cares, and you tell the Kerazy Lady that you need to gets back to your Bloggie!! We all miss you to pieces!!! Tell her I will pay her...okays, I can't, butts I will send her Ma's plastic card and she can go hog wild, and I'll blame the kitteh next door...she'll buy that....
Ruby ♥♥

Ziggy Stardust said...

Puddles, I saw you commented on Rubes blog. Where have you been, I miss you so much that my tummy hurts and I toot all the time. I toot all the time anyway, but I still miss you gobs and gobs. Please come home where you belong. We have so much stuff to get in trouble with. Guess what I am dating Bilbo now. We are "Bilsha"

Loveys Sasha

Sweet William The Scot said...

Puddles Duddles Rainwater I saw you left a comment over at Amber's Blog. I thought maybe you be back. What is going on in Easley? Since the stupids moved away does you not have nothing to say. What is going on down at Starbucks at the mortuary?? What no business you say.
Miss You
Sweet William The Scot