Friday, May 15, 2015

meet da neighbors

Today, I wants to let's da whooooole entire world  knows 
what was goin' on while I was on blog vacation.


Cornelious...aka Neil
* drinks scotch and smokes cigars

Well, ain't it obvious?
Mum has been havin' an affair withs da neighbor dogs!!!!!
(WHY MUM, WHY?????)

Nows da most disturbing part was dis photo I founded...

...even My Girl has been involved in da conspiracy.
(drops head in shame)

Nows even though I is totally hurt, broken hearted, ashamed, and
embarrassed, these be da neighbors everybuddy can only dream of...
...they not likes da Stoopids if ya'll recall.
These is da Good neighbors.
I be all like "HEEEEELL YEA, FINALLY!!!!"

They is Ms. Audry and Mr. Dennis and they has 3 hairless kids as well.
Lemme just say they is so fabulous dat Ms. Audry has been trustd to 
come check on us if da oppurtunity arises...she looooves me...and her gets my beer for me too.
Hers even calls to check on us too...usually me, cuz i is always da one dat needs checkin' on
if you knows what I mean.
Dis is me, da only dog ya'll needs to remember.

Anyways, i just wanted everyone to knows how I has been treated whats been up. to therapy


The Daily Pip said...

Oh yeah, that Neil really knows how to throw back a couple of beers ...but don't be thinking you have a new drinking buddy just because I have one paw in the clouds and one paw ...well, somewhere else, I am still your number one drinking and trouble causing pal. Bawhahahahahahhaa

A.P (Angel Pip)

The Daily Pip said...

Oh, and Rosie is on the blog today. Make sure you go back and read the post today's post links to - trust me, it's priceless.

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Sounds like you've got some great neighbours now that da Stoopids have moved on! At least they know quality....we're talkin' about you, ya know.

Julie said...

Da Stoopids wuz before my time butt I is glad to hear you has GOOD neighbours now
Great to see you again Puddles, I haf heard soooo much about you!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Brian's Home Blog said...

You sure are lucky to have such nice neighbors, and they are quite the lookers too!

easyweimaraner said...

Oh that Neil is a pawsome buddy... I never smoked cigars, but hey, I would give it a try :o) I'm glad you have good neighbors now and all that zombies disappeared to nowhere or northpole...or wherever, where the snakes are :o)
easy rider

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

FINALLY.... neighbors that APPRECIATE the PRIVILEGED PAWSITION of living beside YOU.

Marilia said...

Beautiful post!!!!

Lovable Lily said...

Sure hope it's beer & cheeto therapy you're heading off too. We think that's the ONLY kind of therapy that would help with your situation.

While we think your new neighbors are kind of cute, don't worry Puddles, you're still TOP dog around here!!

Lily Belle & Muffin

Cowspotdog said...

Puddles - no one could ever replace you girl - you are Da Puddles - the one and only :)

Two French Bulldogs said...

You have a wild crew there
Lily & Edward

stellaroselong said...

First you need to know that Angus is in denial that you are denial...he refuses to believe it and even did a post this week about it, you may have to fly up here and straighten him out, I even found a box of Kleenex's under his bed, soggy.....we think those stoopids moved by us for about 6 months after they left your state, and then they found out even though we live in hillbilly redneck Iowa they still have to pay poof overnight they were gone....hope they don't come back your way...we are glad you have very nice neighbors now. stella rose

Matilda the Boxer said...

Puddles, you don't have to worry about your momma and your girl cheating on you! They're just making sure that you'll be well taken care of whenever Ms. Audrey has to check on you, see? How can they do that if they don't see how Ms. Audrey is treating her own pups? Just relax, I know you'll realize it's a good thing soon.

Oh, and WELCOME BACK!!!!!!!

Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said...

OMD...Puddles! Is dere sometin bloomin' tween you's and Mr. Neil??? Do him like Cheetos too? Are dere midnight drinkin' pawties goin on? Too bad you's gettin checked up on. Takes away all da funs.

Anonymous said...

THE RUMORS ARE TRUE!....YEA...our Puddles has returned....Blogville has been lost without you to start something.....oh how we missed you....wait....wait....OK, LOTS of huggies and Kissies, YOUR BACK

The Mad Scots
Lets go drink a barrel of suds!

Molly the Airedale said...

Those are very nice looking neighbors but you have nothing to worry about, Puddles - you're The Puddles! Nuff said!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
HORRAAAHAHHHHHHHH TO NO MORE STOOPIDS.. .and DOUBLE HORRAAAHHHHHAH for do god 'uns.... but Boohiss to the infurdelities of your gal and the mother. Dat are SHAMELESS... butts here's da thing PUddles...if you wuz to make pals-boozy-buddies with those other furballs, you never know, there could be some adventures afoot.... Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

pee ess - youza still a goooooood looker darlin'!

Sully said...

I like your neighbors too, you never can have enough drinking buddies.

Aroo to you,

My Mind's Eye said...

Well Puddles I 100000% AGREE WITH YOU IT IS DANG TIME YOU GET SOME NEIGHBORS WORTHY OF YOUR COMPANY AND OMDs...they serve Beer? Your comment about Neil cracked mom up. She said just what Puddles needs a cohort to booze about with. Any hows if the ribbon torture continues I might move in next door to you too.
Hugs madi your bffffff

Sweet William The Scot said...

Puddles Duddles Rainwater in your hood it seems like there are three dogs to a family. You dogs go marching three by three and I think you be the ring leader and keep everyone under your control.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot

Jans Funny Farm said...

You need to be checked on? And you have someone to bring you beer and Cheetos? Wow!

Sketching with Dogs said...

Great to see you back Puddles!
Thank Dog you finally got some nice neighbours.
Dip and Elliot x

The Adventures of the LLB Gang said...

Wow....sounds lie, although your Mama has been cheatin', those are some pawesome neighbors!!!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

We were wondering abut the Stoopids, so good to know you have some new AND nice neighbors. Just tell Mom and The Girl not to spend too much time on those pus, they have YOU to tend too more importantly.

Have a great weekend.

Woos - Ciara and Lightning

Wyatt said...

Nice to see you Puddles, we sure missed you! You go some cute neighbors. Gosh and they buy you beer can't ask for more than that!!


STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Howdy Puddles. Yowza and yaahoo that the Stoopids are gone. Phew. Now your new neighbours sound like the best, especially if they bring you beer. Maybe you can share one or two, or three and they'll stay around a long time. Good to see ya! No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Murphy said...

IDK, are you gonna be able to get past this? What is your mother and little hooman thinking? BTW, since Taffy is out of the office on Family Leave, can you fill in for her and do the secretarial stuffs?

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Kinley Westie said...

Cheatin wif da naybor dogs? OMD!

The Daily Pip said...

CRASH BANG BOOM ...I is back

Better tell Neil to cut back on the cigars cause all that smoke is making it difficult for me to navigate my way back down to earth and I might just take out some car windows on my landing.


My Dog Sam - Ruptured Disk said...

Yea Puddles. Thank goodness for good neighbors

rottrover said...

Scotch and cigars....? Nice...


Millie and Walter said...

We are glad to hear you finally don't have to deal with the stoopids any longer. Those neighbors do look nice though.

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

I think you need to spend some time with this Neil fella, sounds like you has a lot in common!

Ziggy Stardust said...

Puddles, I am glad that you have nice neighbors now. I do remember the Stoopids and the PoPo visiting. I am sorry that you have so much competition over there. Seriously though its all about Puddles, right??? Of course it is so just have a beer and relax, Puddles is always the one and that is that!

Loveys Sasha

Ruby said...

HOLY CRAP GURL!!!!! Your peeps are cheatin' on you??!!!! Wells, that's not right ~ not right AT ALL!!!! Okays, well if Neil brings you beers and scotch and ceeeegars, wells, I guess it's not too bad. Can they make margaritas??? They are only FABulous if they knows how to make the margaritas....and tap the kegs. You gots to know these thingies to make them truly FABulous neighbors ya know! BOL!!!
Okays, I am just over the moons that the Stoopids are gone, and the PoPo has stopped comin' around your hood (wells, except for the Puddles 911 calls that is...☺) I'm sure they are all nice and stuffs and leave you Cheetos at your doorstep every morning...or evening..or midnight...
Anyhu, gots to go and bark at the tree rats
Ruby ♥

Cookie's Comments said...

Mum and I (and Cody before me, or so mum says) luv your posts, soI hope you will come and visit me at my new blog.



you know you'll always be #1 in both your Mom and your girls eyes!

World of Animals, Inc said...

Puddles, we just love meeting your neighbors. They are all so much fun to be around. We hope you guys have a wooftastic time together. Thanks for the share. Have a fantastic rest of your week.
World of Animals