Gooood Mornin' yall' or afternoon where evers ya'll lives.
Yesterday I went to da Vetatrician and since I has absolutely no cooth or dignity
what so evers I is gonna tells ya'll aaaaaaaall bouts my visit.
what so evers I is gonna tells ya'll aaaaaaaall bouts my visit.
My butt was plugged up again and I was doin' da Butt Scootin' Boogie on da
floor (and gotted carpet burns on my tail in da process) and my Kerazy Lady
was all likes "Heck no you don't Skinny Minnie!"
Yea, dats me new nickname if you was wonderin'
floor (and gotted carpet burns on my tail in da process) and my Kerazy Lady
was all likes "Heck no you don't Skinny Minnie!"
Yea, dats me new nickname if you was wonderin'
...cuz I has losted some weight. I weighs 8.9 if anybuddy cares.
And then hers tolded me her was gonna gets to da
BOTTOM and RECTIFY da situation immediately.
BOTTOM and RECTIFY da situation immediately.
hehehehe...I mades a punny joke.
I like punnies.
I like punnies.
So hers threw placed me gently in da car and tooks off likes da kerazy lady hers is...
...VROOOOOOM...VROOOOOOM we went.
Then we gotted to da Vet and I was dragged in walked in struttin'
my stuffs and then da hooman workers was all yellin' my name and wantin' to pet me,
and oooohin' and ahhhhhin' all overs me. No, seriously they was.
Of course then they asked me what I had done to myself again.
Like WTF? I can't help dat I be a lemon dog.
my stuffs and then da hooman workers was all yellin' my name and wantin' to pet me,
and oooohin' and ahhhhhin' all overs me. No, seriously they was.
Of course then they asked me what I had done to myself again.
Like WTF? I can't help dat I be a lemon dog.
Soooooo...in da torture chamber room I went.
I tried to makes my escape by tip pawin' but they caughted me.
Darn they was some fast little boogers.
And then it was time...
Sir, why you be groppin' me?
Yea, you thinks it was all nice and colorful likes da foto but truth be told it was more likes dis....
Total horror I tells you!
(insert Twilight Zone theme song).
I was doomed.
And speakin' of bein' uncooth...Kerazy Lady actually took a foto of dis.
(Does you has no ethics WOMAN?)
Don't furgets, I knows wheres you lives mister...MUAWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
So then I gotted home afters dat ordeal and watched some teevee to recoop from da truama.
Sigh....
My butt feels much betters and it still be so purties.
Mum asked da vetatrician why my glands do dis and him said I was Puddles and I just weird.
I is da ONLY doxie mum has had dat has to has dis done.
entertaining fact 47394764: they tolded mum da more da glands be expressed, da more it has to be done so nows we has to be reeeeeal carefuls. So I say we just won't do it no mores....duh.
Puddles
Darn they was some fast little boogers.
And then it was time...
Yea, you thinks it was all nice and colorful likes da foto but truth be told it was more likes dis....
(insert Twilight Zone theme song).
I was doomed.
And speakin' of bein' uncooth...Kerazy Lady actually took a foto of dis.
(Does you has no ethics WOMAN?)
So then I gotted home afters dat ordeal and watched some teevee to recoop from da truama.
My butt feels much betters and it still be so purties.
Mum asked da vetatrician why my glands do dis and him said I was Puddles and I just weird.
I is da ONLY doxie mum has had dat has to has dis done.
entertaining fact 47394764: they tolded mum da more da glands be expressed, da more it has to be done so nows we has to be reeeeeal carefuls. So I say we just won't do it no mores....duh.
Puddles
