Tuesday, April 26, 2011

I gots some devastating news overs da weekend and
I just couldn't bring myself to talks about it until nows.
Actually, my secretary was being lazy so I couldn't talk about it.
Now I hopes ya'll all sitting down fur dis.

I had big dreams at one time of being a show dog...remember?
Well, according to da AKC breed standards...

 My little white flame is not desirable fur show.
Very discrimenatory if you asks me...and just dumb.
I think maybe they is part of some secret society or a cult even.
(they obviously has nevers had my kool-aid)
I mean my white flame makes me unique and very Puddlish
So, I has a come to a decision in order to become famous make a difference.
I has decided to be a K-9 doggie
instead of a show dog!

Not just any K-9 doggie...
Cuz they is on TV and I could be famous.

Dis is what you call looking fur a squirrel  scent work.

"come out, come out wherevers you is"
Well I has written a letter to Mr. Jerry Wengert, da K-9 dude, expressing my desire to join his team.
But in da meantime, if anybuddy knows dis Jerry Wengert,
could you haves him contact my agent?
To be cont'd....
Peace out,
Puddles...future Broward County K-9 dog


Anonymous said...

We love that show! We would watch it even more if you were on it! You would be sooooo famous! Remember us when you get to be a household name (like you already aren't???)!

We hope you and your family (the blobs included) had a wonderful Easter!

Elyse and Riley

Anonymous said...

Ack! First comment...really? Dang, we're on the ball today!

Unknown said...

Now that is an awesome idea! I just knows you would do a great job as a K9 doggie. Gots my paws crossed for ya! Billy

Uji, Angel Izzy, Ziggy, Angel Bean, Angel Hiro and Momma Tea said...

Well it is the show world loss Puddles cos you are one of the most beautiful Doxies in the Whole Galaxy.
Could you be any more famous than you already are sweetheart and you should have your own tv show really , perhaps we should start some sort of campaign to get you one

Momma Tea
xxx x xxx

Unknown said...

How could ANY part of a dachshund be 'undesirable '?!?!?! Sheesh

Unknown said...

Now about that Broward County K9 Unit. While I feel your intelligence and beauty would be an asset to their team......have you considered the DANGER involved ??????? I m

Unknown said...

(Oops ... My momma hit post comment before I finished talking. Let me continue .....)

...I means you might have to be on a Bomb Squad! Or work on da SWAT team......and they don't just swat flies!!!!!! Skeery stuffs like that!

Bobbie said...

Ha ha! Puddles, you are famous already!!!!

My Mind's Eye said...

Puddles what revolting news that your most gorgeous white chest markings are undesirable.
As far as we are concerned it is THEIR LOSS for not letting you compete; however it is Blogging worlds GAIN. If you were a show dog, we might not know you!!!
BTW I would like to know where I can get 2 hunks like you have?
MOL Madi

houndstooth said...

Bwaaaaa ha ha! Oh, Dad loves that show! He has big dreams, too. Maybe if things don't work out with you getting on that show, you could work with my dad and start a show of your own!


Texas The Doxie said...

HA!! It takes year and years of trainin stuff to get like me soo I thinks you besta leave the law 'nforcement stuffs to da professionals.

like me.

Amber-Mae said...

Puddles, me thinks your white chest is nice. Don't worry so much about the standard. You still are an awesome, beautiful Dachshund.

Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said...

"Undesired" my foot (or feet..or whatever)... You can contact Lucy and get sometin to jus' touch up da white spots. Yeah, dat'll work.

The Heartbeats said...

Puddles, your decollatage is beautiful...BOL!! Maybe McIver could help train you for your new career?


Anonymous said...

I have no clue why anyone would even want to be a show dog. I feel sorry for them. I think you dodged a bullet P.

Is it true that Albert can only pee once on a walk?? I'm very disturbed by this... in fact, I think it must be worse than being a show dog. I pee about 100 times when I walk. I even keep peeing when I have nothing left to pee... I did a blog post on this once and dubbed it "air peeing." This is something boy dogs are genetically programmed to do and I think your mum is abusing Albert by not allowing it. I'm going to report her to somebody. Tell her to be expecting a visit from the authorities. I'm not sure which authorities, but I'll find some somewhere. Hang on Albert - help is on the way!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Why bother to get IN the show... you should be RUNNING it.. and then you could change to rules ... to fit YOU!! I mean you ARE the Governor. Those shows don't want ME either.. Too Small or something.

Yep... Just Run it and YOU make the RULES to FIT YOU and your Color(s). Don't put up with their silly crap.

Remington said...

You are going to be even MORE famous? How could that be possible? Best of luck, my friend!

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

From the mom - I just wanted to let you know that our Internet is down - have no idea what could be wrong with it - more info on our blog.

That is a shame about the white on you Puddles - we here all think it makes you look ... ah ... more distinguished ... amd ... ah ... more sophisticated?
Kim, Shiloh'n Shasta

Peggy Frezon said...

Your white blaze is perfect!
Lol, I saw that K9 show once or twice, those two guys are funny although a bit strange too. You'd have to go with a big bottle of hand sanitizer for them.
How about being an obedience show champion?

Unknown said...

Bahahaha was it Albert or Whitney who crushed your dreams with AKC rules? I must admit your dream job change is most inspiring but I think I will just stick to causeing the trouble

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Puddles you are famous!!!! You really are!!! You are the most famous Doxie I know!!! What other doxie has 2 wives??????????? Only you,
only you dear Puddles!!!!
xx, Bambi & Fern

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Puddles I am an old old lady and I get confused sometime!!! I know you don't have two wives but I'll bet you would like to!!! lol lol

Brian's Home Blog said...

I do believe your a paw in for that type of work, you've even got lots of experience!!!

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Puddles, we think the white markings is very acceptable and beautiful. Those old fools don't know what they are talking about at the shows! You would make a really great K-9 dog and make any handler proud to have you on their team!! This is exciting!! Lots of love, Holly and mom

Corbin said...

BOL! You look pretty big in that picture with the dude! Is he just really short?

rottrover said...

BOL!! The Heartbeats called your Flame your "decollatage!!" Pawfect!! Mom's second rottie, Miss Mandy, had a tiny white spot on HER decollatage. The lady who used to own Mandy before she came to live with us put people hair dye or mascara on it cuz Mandy did schutzhund training. (she flunked out cuz she "wasn't agressive enough") HAHAHAHA! Rules, schmools we say!!

-Gizmo, Bart and Ruby

Anonymous said...

WHAT? Why, that's the ker-aziest thing I ever heard of! Your white is Most Beautiful. Well, that's prolly why they outlawed it. They don't want you showin' up the other contestants and all.

I think you'll be the BEST K-9 doggie there ever was. But, um, I just wanted to point out that I don't think they lets you drink on the job. So you might think abouts that before you say yes.

Wiggles & Wags,

PeeS. Thank you for your comment today. I think it really bumped the review up a notch. You're such a very good furend!

Grady and Leonardo said...

Good Afternoon Ms. P!

In our humble Newfie opinion, those AKC people would switch their 'ol rules around in a heartbeat if they met you.

Since it doesn't look like that's gonna happen, we think you would make an Ace #1 TV star. Think of the following you'd have after your first show!

Keep up the good work.
Leo, Grady and Mom

Two French Bulldogs said...

A K-9 doggie is the way to go. Those AKC people are just jealous they don't have a white spot
Benny & Lily

Ruby and Penny said...

Puddles, you sure are brave. Enjoy your training & new job.
Love Ruby & Penny

A MilShelb Mom said...

I have heard that in Germany they don't like Dapples either... oh well.

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

You are still a show dog in our book, Puddles. We all had those parts removed that prevent us from being show dogs too.

We know you will make it big as one of those K9doggies - you have a great snooter there:)

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...


A Broward County K-9 is a much more honorable prefession! You are purrfect for it!

Barbara said...

Do you really want to be more famous than you already are? I mean, that means pupperatzi and groupies and tearing up hotel rooms and...oh wait, dis is the Puddles I'm talking to. Go for it!

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Good luck, you look like you fit right in....

On the other hand, maybe some Avon fur dye from Lucy? Just a suggestion.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

We'll look for you on the big screen....or rather small screen.

Jans Funny Farm said...

Perhaps this is truly your calling, Puddles.

Asta said...

I'm shokked to the cowe of my being
That blaze is mowe bootiful and oonique than anything I've seen
They obviously know no-one could compete wif you
Total pwejudice
I hope youw agent gets in toch wif those K-9 guys. I'm suwe they would be honowed to have you
smoochie kisses

Duke said...

OMG, you're going to be even more famous than you alreay are, Puddles! Always stay as sweet as you are, okay?

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch


Puddles yoo wood be purrfect as a K9!

>^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^<
Abby Ping Jinx Boo Gracie

Sequoia & Petunia & Emma said...

We wish you luck on your new dream job Puddles! We totally think you would kick puppy butt at it.


Sally Ann and Andy said...

Hey you can try earthdog. It is sure fun. You get bark at land rats, and sometimes if they get out, you can taste them. That is fun.
Sally Ann

The Daily Pip said...

You got what I call - CHARISMA! Stick with me kid - I will make you a big star!

Your pal, Pip

P.S: Can you believe my silly mom broke the camera!!! Luckily she took a bunch of pictures this weekend. She really is a menace to society.

jen said...

LOL! Puddles-you would be awesome at that!
But...there are ways to get around that whiteness on your chest for the show world...I'm just sayin:)

KB said...

I love your white spot. It's so "Puddlish" which is my synonym for "stylish"!

I've never seen the TV show that you're talking about but, if you're on it, I'll *definitely* watch!

Please don't be devastated sweet Puddles.

Anonymous said...

Those AKC peeps have their priorities all wrong. White Flames are the marks of royalty! Now about this K-9 thing...BOL! You go girl! Ah but remember to come back k? ;)

Waggin at ya,

What Remains Now said...

Along with everyone else, I agree that the white blaze is extra good, NOT undesirable. Faced with the rules as they are, I think it is awesome that you are making lemonade (or citrus squirrel) out of lemons and thinking of other career options. I would watch.