I gots some devastating news overs da weekend and
I just couldn't bring myself to talks about it until nows.
Actually, my secretary was being lazy so I couldn't talk about it.
Now I hopes ya'll all sitting down fur dis.
I had big dreams at one time of being a show dog...remember?
Well, according to da AKC breed standards...
My little white flame is not desirable fur show.
Very discrimenatory if you asks me...and just dumb.
I think maybe they is part of some secret society or a cult even.
(they obviously has nevers had my kool-aid)
I mean my white flame makes me unique and very Puddlish
So, I has a come to a decision in order to
become famous make a difference.
I has decided to be a K-9 doggie
instead of a show dog!
Not just any K-9 doggie...
a Broward County K-9 doggie!
Dis is what you call l
ooking fur a squirrel scent work.
"come out, come out wherevers you is"
Well I has written a letter to Mr. Jerry Wengert, da K-9 dude, expressing my desire to join his team.
But in da meantime, if anybuddy knows dis Jerry Wengert,
could you haves him contact my agent?
To be cont'd....
Puddles...future Broward County K-9 dog