Thursday, April 21, 2011


When I came to lives heres,
being part of school projects was NOT in my contract.

"mum, you don't has to take fotos of dis"

My Girl had a math project fur school and hers had to do all kinds of measurements on me.
Height, width, length, volume, temperture, weight, and blah blah blah.

 "Is dis right little Girl?"

Now, I was good fur her while hers was doing all dis measurin' stuff because I mean hers IS My Girl and I really wanted hers to get a good grade on her project and since it was ME...well, it hads to be perfect so I was indeed on my bestest bevavior....ever!

Oh and ummmmmm...NO, hers did not take my temperture.
(we used da last reading from da VET, thank goodness).

My Girl and mum was so proud of me.
I must haves just been out of my mind or sumptin....
....or or or could it be dat I am actually a good dog?
Haaaaaaa....who am I kiddin',
of course I'm not really a good dog,
 it's just fun to say.
And I'll do anything fur my girl.
(little girl, does I get my treat now?)

By da way...I is 20 inches long and 9 inches high...just in case ya'll was interested in knowing.
And my brain is LARGE...bwhahahahahaha!

Peace Out,
PS: I has been MIA dis week cuz da Girl is on
Spring Break
and I has to entertain hers.
I am waaaaay betters and fun at entertaining than mum.


Dexter said...

At least she didn't use those pinchy things which measure the body fat. That is the worst. OK, getting your temperature taken is the worst. Always makes me want to sit down.


Unknown said...

I may be a half inch taller that you, but will have Mom measure. But you are WAY longer than me, hehe. You are so good to your girl!!! Love, Billy

The Daily Pip said...

I always knew you were a good dog ...I take checks and cash,large bills only, please.

Did she have to weigh you? I will fight until the end to avoid stepping on the scale. Because then they all go crazy and take me off cheeseburgers and peanut butter sandwiches and put be back on dry dirt, I mean low fat, dog food.

Your pal, Pip

What Remains Now said...

You look like such a good dog!...well, maybe a little glimmer of "Puddles" in that first foto but, sounds like you helped your girl out with her assignment and I'm glad you're taking time to play with her on her vacation.

Unknown said...

Heehee. Now I be wondering what da Puddles Volume is!!!!

(You gotta always be on da lookout for stuffs that is in da fine print in our being a school project or dressing fur holiday fotos or butticures! The hoomans like to spring that stuff on us without warning )

Unknown said...

PeeS.................I is baaacck.

Well, sorta momma is stuck to da sofa these past few days...and is NOT much fun at all. Her says her is relaxing her brains. No comment

ShellePenn said...

My Dixie and Milo, being good southern dogs would never ask a lady her weight or age... but as I am gonna pretend like I am a Yankee, Ms. Puddles, how old are you and how much to you weigh??

*Milo and Dixie are blushing with shame*

Bobbie said...

Aah Puddles, of course you are a good dog!! And you are so lucky to have such a sweet girl that she would want to use you as her school project. You stood so nicely and let her measure you... I'll bet shes's good for tossing treats at you often?? When our Rissie is around, Gracie is stuck to her like glue... for that very reason. I hope your girl gets an A+ on her project.

houndstooth said...

That sounds like a pretty cool project! What is she going to do with the measurements? Will there be a Puddles clone unleashed on the world before long?


My Mind's Eye said...

MOL Puddles your expressions crack us up. My dear sweet Puddles Duddles was quite obvious that you left out one of your hip circumference......Was that on purpose?
Inquiring minds want to know.....
Hugs and happy week with your girl,

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

You can say it was all beclaws you Love your Wonderful little Girrrrrl, butt I think you just
Co Hopper Ated beclaws you want the Easter Bunny to leave 87 bags of Cheetos all over your yard on Sunday!!!
Well, no matter the REASON fur being so good while you were measurated.. the outcome was grrrreat fur your girrrrl's Pawject. I know she is gonna get a DOUBLE A+ and prolly a gold star on it.
I am really really glad that you didn't have to have your temperature stollen though.
I am surprised that you didn't have her weigh your poops though.

Amber DaWeenie said... it true dat dey had your feets glued to da floor? You wasn't being poked and prodded by your's free wills, was you? What da hoomans won't do for a foto is beyond me's.

jen said...

School projects are always fun:)
I don't know why you didn't let her take your temperature Puddles, as long as you don't don't back up, it's all good. he-he.

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

It'z probably a good thing that she didn't weigh your poopz - she cooda added that tu your volume an'that wooda bin wayyyyyyyy tu much fer our little Puddles. You no what? You iz longer than each of us Beaglebratz - we iz only about 16 or 17 inchez long. BUTT like Ms Minna sed - u just never no what that fine print in your contract mite say so u gotta go over it furry much closely so u can either b prepared or can haf that part taken out(that never happenz butt it soundz good fer us tu TRY)
~Shiloh'n Shasta~

fromsophiesview said...

You is so funny!
PS..thank you for your kind comment for my Grandpops...Cheers!

Brian said...

One thing I know about you Puddles, you never have any problems measuring up!!!

Remington said...

That was very nice of you to help out, Miss Puddles!

HH and The Boys said...

You're such a good helper. You measure up, that's for sure.

pawhugs, Max

SASS....Sammy Andy Shelly Sierra said...

:) We knew under all that "talk" of yours, darlin' Puddles, that you were a softie!!!!!!!!! We hope Your Girl got a really good grade on her project.

Love to you, your brofur, your sisfur, Your Girl, Your Mom and Your Dad.

rottrover said...

The things you won't do to keep your Girl entertained on her break! We love your "irritated" face :-) Hopefully you didn't give your Girl the Silent Treatment after she completed her measurements!!

Rottie kisses,

-Gizmo, Bart and Ruby

Texas The Doxie said...

Hmm I'm going to haveta have mom measure me now. IS you a mini doxie?

Unknown said...

You are so lucky that you get to help your girl with school. Mom no longer lets me or the other brats she lives with help her. It had to do with someone chewing the pages of her 100 dollar textbook and stepping all over her outlines and assignments. Of course it wasn't me!

Two French Bulldogs said...

Or maybe they just want to know those girly measurements
Benny & Lily

The Race Against Time said...

You are such a good girl... to be measured left right center bottom and left right and looped over.. hehhehehee.. i would have bolted long time ago.. *BOL*

and yes.. you can be a good girl :) now pass me my beer please!

woofs n licks,

Ruby and Penny said...

What a sweetie you are Puddles.
Love Ruby & Penny
Pees - mom loves the colour of your measuring tape. It would look great in her sewing room. Hers is just plain, boring white.

Amber-Mae said...

Sounds like an interesting project she's doing. Me hopes she got all the measurements right. And thank goodness she didn't need to stick that "cold stick" up where the sun don't shine for your temperature. TEE HEE


We bets yur gurl will gits an A++ on hers pra-jeck!


Barbara said...

Wow, 20 inches? You is LONG DOG!

Zona said...

I am relieved that she didn't have to take your temperature! (I bet she is too!) Your measurements sure are different from mine...

I should look into this "contract" business before my little boy gets here!

Enjoy spring break!!!!!


♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Whew, we were worried when you said she needed to have temperature reading too - not fun, Puddles. 20 inches and 9 inches - great measurement - very svelte gal:)

Hope you and your girl are having lots of fun together - does she share her Cheetoes?

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

That is so good of you to behave for your girl. You sure are a long one!

Kitty+Coco said...

You are looking slim and trim Puddles! Seriously. Tip top shape. Let's not talk about getting your temp. HEYYYYYYOOOOO, not cool Mr. Vet. Have fun with your Girl on her break.

Kitty and Coco

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

We know you LOVE your girl.....we bet you'd have let her take your temperature IF she needed to. But obvously she LOVES you too, so she didn't! BOL!

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Oskar said...

Whew, I was worried about that temperature thing! You lucked out on that one.

Nubbin wiggles,

♥I am Holly♥ said...

We are glad you are helping out with your girl because we know how much you love her! Bet she is having fun with you on spring break! Lots of love, Holly and mom

Molly the Airedale said...

We knew you were perfect in every way, Puddles. We bet your girl gets an A on her paper!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Anonymous said...

Oh, Puddles. I thinks you're a very good dog cuz you luvs your girl so much and you'll do anything for her. But don't you worry! Your secret is safe with me. Shhhhh!

Wiggles & Wags,

Alien said...

I hope your girl gets an A+.

And if she has any questions about time travel or nuclear physics, she knows who to call!


the teacher's pets said...

Because of your patience and your good behavior I bet your girl will get an A+ fur sure! At least your girl had something l-o-n-g to measure!
We were wondering why we hadn't heard from you in awhile! Hope you had a great vacation!

Scooter said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, I think it's cool that your Girl wanted you for this. Any other subject would just be plain old boring!! You always measure up.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Jans Funny Farm said...

Um, Puddles, how did she measure that your brain is large? We thought one has to be ... well, you know, in order for your brain to be seen. Just asking, cause we all know you are very intelligent for your size.

Maggie Mae and Max said...


Your girl deserves only da best so why wouldn't you be her project? :)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

tweedles said...

everything about you is perfect!
Height and length,, what else is there... your a perfect model

Wyatt said...

That was real nice of you to help your girl, Puddles. At least she didn't post your weight on the world wide web...BOL!

Wyatt and Stanzie

Tucker said...

Oh is 9 inches your wither's height or your head? I is 38" to my withers so it would take 4 and 2/9 Puddles to = 1 Tucker. There is some fun math for your little girl. She can gather bloggie friends heights & weights and compare them. Speaking of weight - you did not reveal it.....
woof - Tucker

KB said...

You really are a weenie dog, Puddles - you're so much longer than you are tall! Glad about the temperature...

I'm a weenie human geek. When K was a little tiny puppy, I measured all sorts of stuff about her every week to see how she grew. I learned that she didn't grow all the parts of her at the same time... sometimes she'd get fat, then suddenly she got taller, then longer. It was really weird.

Now that would be a cool project for da girl someday!

the booker man said...

oh, rats, miss puddles, if i had seen this postie earlier, i so could have come over 'n helped you with the entertainments for your girl! that would have been funsies! (my mama is booooooring to hang out with.)

the booker man