Monday, April 23, 2012

A Brief Notice

Such a stoopid title...but ya'll knows how I is withs titles.

I has some most impawtent imformationals to shares withs ya'll today.
Ya'lls lively hood and well being may just depend on it...
or your advancement in da hierarchy of pack leadership...or whatevers.

As ya'll and da whole world knows, Ms. Nikon moved in our house recently and since then da homestead has been in a total disarray of sorts.

See, I likes my household running smooth just as da hairs on my head (even though dat nevers happens...da house not da my hairs).
And I likes to keeps everything on on a perfect schedule.
I do be a very schedule oriented doggie.
Howevers, does ya'll has any idea what happens in da house at da SCHEDULED feeding time????
It will blow your minds furiends!

Da new Ms. Nikon comes out...
"mum...why you wanna takes piktures nows?" DINNER time!
It really throws a kink into my schedule.

"Does you knows what time it is?"

I mean I can't helps da fact dat I be so purties and mum wants to captures by
most beautiful self at all times of da day.

"Woman, I ain't playin' games withchoo"

Unfortunatly I has to takes matters into my own paws.
"Don't make me come afters you woman!"
{And NO, I has no idea why dat foto looks da way it does.}

I goes in furs da Suplex...dats a wresting term.

{somebuddy needs to goes to da beauty parlor}

 I squish da kerazy lady likes a bug.

Sometimes you just has to teach da hoomans a lesson when it comes to dinner time.

Da above fotos were taken BEFORES da elbow shot and hers had to put da camera on da floor to take fotos cuz her couldn't lift da camera.
 da kerazy lady thanks ya'll tremendously fur da good vibes and well wishes bouts her elbow.
Her elbow is feelin' betters nows from da shot hers had.
Her be's almost back to normals....bwhahahahaha...dat just sounded funny...normal...ha!

And our furiend April is very sick so if you could
go gives her some good thoughts then dat would be nice.

And Weenie has pancreatitis so him needs some good thoughts as well.

And I has no idea what has happened to my signature but I is signin' off now.
Meet me back heres on Wednesday.



Bobbie said...

Puddles, you crack me up! That face... those expressions!! You should seriously have your on tv show.

Dexter said...

Normal. As if!


P.S. Off to visit your pals and wish them well.

Unknown said...

Umm seriously, those looks on your face scared me. Kinda like I tell your mommy im scared to close my eyes when Haylie is mad at me cause she will prolly eat me :) hahahah.
Glad your mommy's elbow is feeling better! Its about time she starts getting in those photos!!

Lola and also Franklin, too said...

Oh, Puddles, I can't wait to read back and find out everything you've been up to. You are a very fascinating lady. I guess you knows that. Good job keeping your human in line, but that goes without barking for you, amirite?

Peggy Frezon said...

I just love the way you climb all over your mama like that, what fun you can have with her!

Agnes B. Bullock said...

Puddles, what in the world would we do without you?

BTW- thank you for the post on Ginger- you and your pack's kindness has been simply wonderful and I will never forget

My Mind's Eye said...

OH MY CATS...Puddles there are very critical rules that state and I thank the peeps have to sign them when the adopt us...they state that meals will be served ON TIME, in a quite place, on fine china, and most of all w/o any paparazzi present while said furbaby is eating. You have grounds for breach of contract suit...and I know a good lawyer.

MOL Puddles we had no idea you had 3 blobs in your house. Your Mum looks just like Whitney there on the floor. Too funny.
Hugs from your BFFF,

Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said...

Puddles, where's did ya ever learn to roll your eyes like dat? You can makes da cutest faces! You should be on da tele-vision! BOL

And thank you fur da extra good thoughts fur me sissy April. Her really needs da thoughts right now.

Hope your mommy's elbow be still doin good too.

Anonymous said...

Glad your Mum's elbow is feeling better! She needs to feed you and do it NOW! Bwahaha, priceless facial expressions. Good idea on squishing her!

Elyse and Riley

jen said...

That is a serious ass kicking face that you have Puddles! LOL!

houndstooth said...

I hear 'normal' is a relative term when it comes to describing humans. Mine sure aren't! I can't believe your mom made you wait for food so she could play with Ms. Nikon. That is just scandalous and I have the number for the ASPCA if you need it!

Just wait until she remembers about the Daily Dog Challenge on Flickr and wants to take your picture every. Single. Day!


Matilda the Boxer said...

Oh my, Puddles, this Nikon is a curse! Have you thought about chewing it to pieces?

Bassetmomma said...

Your Momma must be loving her new camera, especially when she has someone as beautiful as you for her subject, Puddles! I just love that second picture of you! Glad your Momma's elbow is feeling better!

The Daily Pip said...

Bawhahahaha! That picture of you walking looks like it should be on an episode of the Sopranos! Did you watch that show? We watched it ...over and over again. Da Krazy Lady better watch out with your Toni Soprano self walking around!

Your pal, Pip

The Daily Pip said...

P.S: Don't EVEN get me started on the beauty parlor. My assistant is way over due for a fur dye job!

GOOSE said...

First, I am glad your mom's elbow is feeling better. No that that's out of the way.
Seriously Puddles I cannot believe your schedule was messed with in such away. If any sane person saw you coming at them like that with that serious look on your face they would have hopped to getting your dinner. She really is Kerazy. This is why it is so important to have an emergency supply of the basics (Cheetos and Beer)just in case of an emergency such as this.

Brian's Home Blog said...

You handled that quite nicely!!!!!!

KB said...

Don't go giving my dogs any ideas... I think they (and the Runner) would like to do the same to me and my camera!

You are hysterical - great looks you gave your mom.

Glad that mom's elbow is feeling better. Tell her not to lift that camera too much or she'll be sorry :)

ShellePenn said...

That face... is just... pure evil.
Have you ever tried that look on the Stoopids? If so, they would have run for the hills!

But I understand that is your 'kibble better be forthcoming else you'll find out why they think I'm a honey badger instead of a dachshund!' look and can't be used willy-nilly else no one will believe it anymore.

May I suggest programming her phone with set feeding times which alarm?

Shelle, Milo, Dixie

Millie and Walter said...

Puddles, it is difficult to think of anything to say that hasn't already been said today but I will give it a try. You are priceless!


P.S. Glad to hear your moms elbow is feeling better.

The Websters said...

You are quite a wrestler. If you want to come over, I'll wrestle with you!

So glad her elbow is feeling better. Was your mom taking pics with the remote thingy or did she LET SOMEONE ELSE touch her camera?



Molly the Airedale said...

Pictures at dinnertime is totally unacceptable. Good for you for setting your mom straight, Puddles!

Love ya lots

Remington said...

You are an awesome wrestler -- what's your wrestler name? I certainly don't want you mad at me!

Backcountry Brodie said...

Ummm, Puddles (aka La Femme Chainsaw - that be wot the innerwebs say your wressling name be), I dussn't think your mom has the tennis elbow, I think she has a furry bad case of the camera elbow.

Dr. Shawnee

Anonymous said...

Puddles, you have the BESTEST expressions EVER! I can't believes you had to resort to squishing your mom. Seems like she would just fall into line after you fixed your hairy eyeball on her! Anyway, I hope you didn't squish her too much and she was still able to gets your dinner.

Wiggles & Wags,

PeeS. Sigh. I'm sorry abouts your mom's elbow but I'm glad she's feeling betters. See, I woulda known all about this if MY mom was more focused on helping me with my bloggie. Maybe I need to squish her.

The Websters said...

Your girl is VERY good at photography.

Also, your mom is a much better cleaner than anyone at my house. Look at those beautiful floors!



Dachshund Nola said...

You tell her Puddles! A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do, even though we're gawjuss FOOD comes before photos!!!!

Dachshund Nola said...

Oh and I furgot to mention I'm glad your mom is feelin better

Declan said...

Oh mate I can sooo relate to what you are saying! Can you imagine what happened when my parcel arrived? Nuff said my friend. Cracking photos though, I have to say! Deccy x

What Remains Now said...

I wish I had something positive and hopeful to say, but I think the camera is a problem that is here to stay. Sorry, Puddles. Glad Momma is feeling better. It might not be the shot, it might be that chiropractic treatment you gave her.

rottrover said...

Schedule? What's that???

-Bart and Ruby

Glad the foto lady is feeling better :-)

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! I just go along with it ... especially when we moved. Lots of Golden ALOHA n Woofs, Sugar

Unknown said...

Oh my, those expressions on your face! We are peeing ourselves laughing! Guess you sure took care of your Mom, huh!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

Lucy-Fur, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Really? Fotos before dinner?!? *sheesh* At least in our house (where Mom seems to have had a flashy beast surgically implanted in her hand), dinner is sacrosanct. You don't mess with us when it it D-i-n-n-e-r time! But, you are so beautiful, that I can't blame your Mom for taking the photos...

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Ziggy Stardust said...

Puddles, that was a good evil eye picture, you scared me and I wasn't even there. I like your style my sweet pal, don't nobody or nothing mess with meal time!! You took her down and taught her a lesson for sure.

I am sorry to read about the fur pals that are not feeling so good. I am going to visit and try to spread some magic bubble love to them.

Loveys Sasha

p.s. Mommy is glad your Mommy is feeling better. Just say no to tennis balls! They are evil!

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

You tell her Puddles!!!!!

Scooter said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, how could a pooch be expected to pose properly if you're weak from hunger?!? Food first, catwalk second! Shesh.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Sketching with Dogs said...

It's a good thing Ms Nikon is taking photos of you or you might get forgotton altogether!
We are prepared to swap crazy ladies with you, at least yours doesn't spend half the day messing around with a hook and a ball of wool.
Dip Bridge & Elliot x
ps, Mum was inordinately pleased you thought she was sweet but to put the record straight, she is a miserable old witch, ha!

Tanya Breese said...

hey puddles! you are simply adorable and i can't believe your silly mama wanted a photo session when it was dinner time! thanks for popping over and meeting ozzy :)

Posie said...

Puddles yoo iz jussht a ledgind, ma aktchul hero, yooz facey is justt absorlootly pryceless, heeehee! Lovinn da fotos n gladd to heer yoor kerazy laddiy is feelirn bettir! Love Pdorgy xxox

Ziggy Stardust said...

And in the right corner "Mommy the great, keeper of the flashy beast". In the left corner"Miss Puddles the Pouncer".There goes the bell... Ok we have a nice battle going on tonight, Mommy is heavily favored only because she works out frequently and is in top shape, that is except for a bad placement of a tennis ball in her elbow. Puddles may have to use this to her advantage to win this fight. Puddles is not only fighting for herself but is representing bloggy pals everywhere who are abused by the flashy beast. Puddles is using her beauty to get Mommy down to snap a picture, this is a huge error on Mommies part as I am sure Puddles will take advantage of Mommy being on the floor and distracted by the flashy beast...oh there goes Puddles...ouch she got flipped Mommy over like a pancake and now she is pouncing on her back with the patented "Puddles Paw Pounce". Nobody could stand up to that and Mommy is indeed done. 1...2...3...the winner "Puddles the Pouncer". Mommy will now have to pay up and put dinner out immediately to avoid any further damage. I don't think that Puddles will have her dinner time interrupted again. Thank you Puddles from bloggy pals everywhere. You are our she-ro.

Loveys Sasha

p.s. Mommy is having a bad day with her back and has nothing to do but play on the puter, sorry my pal, she insisted on this.

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Can't believe dinner time was held could have fainted or something...what trauma!

Hey, Albert and Whitney DO look like blobs in those photos...heeheehee.

Glad your mum's elbow is feeling better. We love the squishy back massage you're giving her.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Cole said...

You always look so intense, Puddles!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

I know what your RESSLIN Name is..
Da POOPinAtor!!!

OMD OMD... I can NOT believe that you were Forced to SQUISH your mum like a Bug in order to get your supper.

I think you need to read the Groaners Manual.. I am SURE there is a setting on that Flashy Beast that Locks it up 87 minutes before supper time.

I am sooooooo THRILLED to hear that her Elbow is better now. Is she still wearing that SAR Training Thingy on her arm?

Alien said...

Shhh. If anyone from the government asks, I wasn't here.


♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...

Hi Puddles,


Thanks so much for your kind words for my little fella. My Velcro boy is back. He is back to wanting me to pick him up and sleeping on my shoulder, always a good sign and got to eat for the first time in 2 days and he gobbled it down. His liquid medicines must taste good, well let's just say he keeps wanting to lick the syringes.

Our camera broke when Mommy fell on it but some how it has recovered. Sag it. What is wrong witgh these peeps.



Yoo is da bestest efur!
Can you come ofur and take down my sisfur she is gettin on my last nerve.

Lorenza said...

I am sure your mom got the message!
Aaaand.... the pictures are pawesome!
Glad to know she is feeling better!
Take care
Kisses and hugs

Teddy said...

Puddles you are positively full of personality! Looks like you need to retrain Mom. As they get older, sometimes ya gots to do that.

Barbara said...

Puddles, YOU TELL HER!! How dare her take flashies when it's dinner time!!

Thanks for paw crossing for Minnie. We are supposed to be set now for May 4. We'll see if dese hoomans can get it right dis time!

Two French Bulldogs said...

they do the weirdiest things at the weirdest times
Benny & Lily

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Hi Puddles- while your mommie is on the ground--- be sure to have a talk with her---- so not to bug you when its time to eat!
But, I must say- you sure have some cute photos taken on you.

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Goodness, Gov. Puddles, but you have the baleful glare down pat. You'd make an excellent judge - or Mother Superior. Those are excellent photos to have in your portfolio, though. Shows you're a tough, take no prisoners kinda gal.

Jed & Abby

Uji, Angel Izzy, Ziggy, Angel Bean, Angel Hiro and Momma Tea said...

OOOOOHHHHHH Miss Puddles mee wishes mee cood climb on da mumsy likes dat butts her says mee is too bigs :o( .
Yoo is most prettisome mee has to says dis


booahboo said...

I gots you a so lu tions... you go find a box.. fill it up with lots and lots of towels... put Ms Nikon in them box... seal it.. and mail Ms Nikon to me. Problem solved! Life will be back to normals with Ms Nikon out of the house.

woofs n lickies,

booahboo said...

Urmmm.. were them black blobs all fainted in them first few pictures... hahahhahahahahhahaa... your momma might need to unblobs them and make them sharper for a change perhaps? Poor Whitney and Albert is always a blurry blob... but we know.. yes we know this blog belongs to Puddles :D

Hope your elbow is on the mend :) go easy with the picture taking.. and if all fails.. get them tripods :) which i hate too.

ShellePenn said...

You aren't trying to keep your girlish figure... you are just being starved to death! Y'all are in the south, too! There is no such thing as skinny in the south (just ask our mom!)

I think the beat down (Chris Brown would have been proud) was needed. Geesh, what can you do with that sorta human!

BTW, your faces scarededed me.

Milo and Dixie

BordoggyTerrier said...

Well its just not on is it - messing around dangerously with dinnertime like that...and your picture perfect poses told it all so they doggy did...paaaawwwww mind, isn't she lovely, your crazy lady, cute, crazy, wonderful, and yours!!! x

Bailey Be Good! said...

You really are a cutie! When I walk over my family, they scream. BOL I guess I'm just a LITTLE too big to be climbing on them. Teehee!

Woofs & huggies! <3

~Bailey (Yep, I'm a girl!)

Shane Kent Louis said...

With those pawsome facial expressions, you can be a star. You are so adorable, those are amazing captures. :D

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