Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Dis And Sumptin from Leo and Grady

Greetings everybuddy!
I wanted to takes just a moment of your life
and thanks everybuddy furs da comments and emails and stuffs
furs when I hads my allergy reaction thingamajig.
It was SKEEREY and mum still feels all guilty furs not thinkin' it was 
gonna be as serious as it gotted.
And I wants to apologize furs missin' some of your posts but I tolded 
da kerazy lady to bring me da puter and hers told me no dat I would prolly
electrocute myself and then I tolded hers I would go get it myself but...
I couldn't see straight withs da Benadryl in me.

Kerazy lady tried to gets a picture of my ear 
Nows dis was taken bouts 10 hours later...can you sees wheres it be swollen?

Hers be anudder one from a different angle
Look right theres at da bottom.

So nows I be back to my normal self...well, as normal as I is gonna be anyways.
Nows what I wanted to shows ya'll on monday befores I almost died was
my package I gotted in da mail from....
Leo and Grady!!!!!!
Leo is our one and only Remington's brudder.
Leo and Grady is really good furiends of mine and I metted then through Rem.
I meet some of da bestest furiends through Sasha.

OMD...would ya'll LOOK at da paper!
It has MY name all overs it!

 "Nows, Girl, open it very gently so you not tears dat paper"

My Girl listened to me and hers not tear da paper.
I is a hoarder so I is gonna saves da wrappin' paper.

Feast your eyes on dis would ya!
OMD...da resemblance be quite remarkable wouldn't you say?

And hers what it looks like underneath...
 Hehehehe...hers is a funny one coverin' up her bits.

Then I gotted dis most special card too.
Awwwwwe....ain't dat just da sweetest?
I will nevers admit dat it brought a tear to my eyeballs.

Leo, Grady, and mom...
Thank You so very much furs thinkin' of me!
You could nevers know how much I appreciate your thoughtfullness and kindness.
Thanks furs bein; my furiend.

Oh and da little doxie now resides heres... My Girl's room.
My Girl doxienapped it.

Okays nows dats a wrap and I'll be back on Friday. da Girl's room talkin' to my new furiend


My Mind's Eye said...

OMC An itty bitty likeness of Puddles Duddles Rainwater wearing an itty bity tenny yellow pokadot bikini and flip flops. Leo and Grandy definitely know what a true Southern gal wears.
What a precious gift and I do believe Mom said she heard your girl squeal all the way here at my house. Love love the wrapping paper too.
Hugs and we are so very very glad you are well and back up to your old tricks.
Hugs Madi your BFFF

My Mind's Eye said...

PS we meant to tell you most certainly know the Diva well...she would love to be served on a silver platter.

What Remains Now said...

I'm glad you're feeling better, Puddles! That was a very cool gift. If your Girl dognapped it, you know it's good. Loved the wrapping paper!

Declan said...

That wrapping paper is cool mate! Glad you're feeling better and no longer have "fat ear" Deccy x

Lovable Lily said...

You are just sooooo spoiled Puddles! (But we won't admit that you deserve it...) That is just the mostest awesomest gifty I've ever set my eyes upon. And then to have personalized wrapping paper too... WOW!

We think it looks great in your Girls room.

Lily Belle

Scooter said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, I'm so glad your all unswollen now! BOL. You must have felt just like those crazy Ballpark Franks. BWAR HAR HAR. Anyway, you're so famous that they are making paper with your name on it...that's really pawesome. I'll be looking for that at Walmart. BOL to that funny doxie with the bikini!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

A MilShelb Mom said...

That is some cool wrapping paper! Our Mom and Dad collect those Doxies. They are the coolest. One of her students brought her one at the end of the school year that was a lady from the 50s with some funky hair! LOL!
Glad you're ok!
~Milly and Shelby

Pippen said...

Tell your girl that we just loves the colour of her room! That doxie statue looks great in there.

Sam and Pippen

georgia little pea said...

Dear Puddles, how famous are you that you have your own wrapping paper? That is The Epitomy Of Fame! (I hope I used the right word, I'm feeling a little sleepy.)

I can imagine what your ear must have looked like 10 hours earlier. Probably like a balloon (or 2)! Did your Dr Dog find out what it was that made you sick? I hope your mama cleaned out your crate and killed all the bugs. The Typist says she's going to remember the druggies you're on and ask my Dr Dog about them on Sunday.

I'm glad you're feeling better! Huggles, The Itchy One, Georgia X

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OMD OMD that is the cutest thingy I have EVER seen. PERFECT fur going to HonnaRooRoo and fur the Olympics.
I think she needs a NAME...
THAT is the most PERFECT place fur her to "Live" the color of her bikini is PERFECT fur the NEW Lovely color of your girrrrl's Room.
I hope (insert name here) doesn't Flop and Flip off there though.

I am soooooo glad that your ears are back to their beautiful normal selves now.
PeeS... Of course you carefully SAVED the wrapping paper... you little horder you.

GOOSE said...

First let me say I can now finally get some sleep now knowing you are better. I had my own Puddles vigil going on over here. I sat up night and day surrounded by healing candles and a cooler of beer and two family size bags of Cheetos and just rocked back and forth in a prayerful trance like state saying your name over and over. I knew it would work and you would be better and just in the nick of time too, I was down to my last beer and just Cheetos dust in the bottom of the last bag.
Where can a Goose get some of that Puddles paper? That is very cool. and so is the little bikini you.

Remington said...

That is AWESOME! Leo and Grady are SO cool! I am happy to hear that you are feeling better!

Matilda the Boxer said...

OMD, that's the coolest wrapping paper!

ShellePenn said...

Glad you are feeling better... seriously you had some big ole ears going on there!!! Kinda like an elephant, but I'm not gonna say that... Knowing you, you'd go to the roof and try to go all Dumbo on people.

Speaking of sicks... well our mom got sickies yesterday (nothing bad, just the dust got kicked up in her face from mowing and it made her nose unhappy...) but then Mr. Newby started itching and scratching and stuffs... now he is on Benedryl too. I think we got ourselves our own Puddles Lemon Disease going on with Newbs. Either that or he is so in loves with you that he wanted to go through what you were going through... either is possible you knows.

Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,

Unknown said...

Oh Puddles glad you are better now and poor mum getting such a scare. Cool gift too. Have a happy first day of Summer and pop over with your 'Share It Sunday' nomination when you can.
Best wishes Molly

houndstooth said...

OMD! You modeled for that statue, didn't you? I just knew it had to be you!

I hope your close call with death has made everyone in your family realize how special you are and how they couldn't possibly live without you! (That means the check is in the mail, right?)


Millie and Walter said...

So glad to hear you are feeling better. That is the cutest gift I have ever seen. I think it looks perfect in your little girls room.


K9 Katastrophie said...

BOL!!!! That is so funny! My grampa always told me I would need a bathing suit like that!


The Websters said...

Ok, that is the coolest wrapping paper ever and that doxie is so cool with all her bikinis on.

Now, I think I know what got you. It was yellow watermelon. Master is allergic to it too. When he eats it, his lips and face swell. Did you get into some yellow watermelon? You gotta stay away from those fruits and veggies b/c they are very dangerous.


My Dog Sam - Ruptured Disk said...

Hi Puddles, we think that that is a fabulous gift. It's so cool. We're glad that the swelling is going away. We'd still prefer if we never met that nasty bug.

K9 Katastrophie said...

Heehee! Puddles I just saw your comment on my blog! BOL!!!

jen said...

LOL! That is the cutest thing I have seen in awhile Puddles! I love Leo and Grady, they are very handsome Newfies! It was so nice of them to send you a gift!

wow! Your ear does look swollen, I could see it from here!
Glad you are feeling better:))

Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said...

Oh dat jus be da cutest ting looks jus like you! Except you would rather go topless! BOL Leo and Grady are da best!!!


Lucy-Fur, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

HAHAHAHAHA! That is SO awesome! Love the wrapping paper, too!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Anonymous said...

Puddles, you never fail to crack us up every single post...! We could see your poor, swollen ear in that picture. :( So glad you got a gift in the mail! Too cool! That wrapping paper was awesome!

Glad to hear you're back up to your old no good antics!!! :)

Elyse and Riley

Duke said...

OMG, what a fabulous gift - the Doxie and the wrapping paper. Leo and Grady are wonderful friends!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

We are so glad you are feeling better!!!!!

That is a very cute and cool gift!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I think Goose has a major crush on you.

What a clever gift and the paper with your name all over it is pretty cool too. Was this a prebirthday gift... not to be confused with your real birthday gifts or your postbirthday gifts?

Dexter said...

Perfect timing on the pressie to help you recover from the needle in the butt trauma.

I can see how chubby your ear is in that photo. Yoiks!


Corbin said...

Uhhhhh, I totally missed your last 2 posts because I've been in lala land and I'm a horrible friend. Anyway, I'm glad you're still around so we can celebrate your birthday whenever you get around to having one!

Marg said...

Oh my COD, that is the cutest thing I have seen in a long time. It brought such a big smile to our Mom's face. And there is a resemblance to you Puddles. Love all the bikinis. Glad to hear that your ear is all back to normal. Take care.

Sketching with Dogs said...

What absolutely wonderful pressies! Wow, that paper is practically a pressie in itself and the bikini doxie is so adorable - a bit like yourself Ms Puddles.
Very lucky girl indeed!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Ruby said...

That is just about the cutest gift ever!! Love the bikini covering the bits....very important. So glad your ear is doing better!! Mean buggies!



Brian's Home Blog said...

That is such a cute gift! I sure am glad your ear is all better Puddles!

Cole said...

I have that doxie figurine too! And a ballet-weiner. :-)

What a great present! It looks great in your girl's room, and you're so sweet to share it with her.

Glad you're feeling better! Meadow, Beckett, Paisley and Brady have had their paws crossed for you.

Corbin said...

No worries, no medical reasons... I've just been practicing for Space Camp, in case I ever get invited to go. Um, I guess that date works, but if you could either hurry time up or change the date to be sooner, that would be fantastic.
-Corbin, again.
Oh, and as long as we keep talking about your birthday, I'm hoping it'll make me not forget the reason why I care SO much about your birthday this year.

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OK... I just saw GOOSE's Comment... hope he wasn't thinkin of gettin a swimsuit like YOURs... fur HIS MOM... we all know she would only bother with the BOTTOM pawt... that would be a Waste!! BOL BOL BOL..... OH MY... I just CRACK myself CLEAR UP. I'm just sayin.

Unknown said...

What an awesome pressie! She sure has to buy a lot of bikinis though for all those bit covers! Be nice with her now! Sure am glad you are feeling better!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! Glad you are doing well ... Allergies sucks (I had them before and its not FUN). OH My! LOVE the present. Lots of Golden ALOHA n Woofs, Sugar

Dachshund Nola said...

So glad you're feeling better! OMD that Doxie is SO cute!

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

OMD, what a fantastic little doxie! No wonder your Girl doxienapped it. And that paper, we can't believe it! Just an awesome gift.

We're glad you're feeling better and not so puffed up.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

JacksDad said...

Duddles? Really? :)

Anonymous said...

Puddles, that was a great gift, and funny.

Susie & Sidebites

Pees; got your comment, training, huh, we will be looking for yous guys.

Lorenza said...

I hope you are fully recovered now!
Your present is pawesome!
I understand your Girl doxienapped it!
Take care
Kisses and hugs

The Daily Pip said...

Glad your ears are almost better! Now, I have one question mini bikini puddles a drinker cause I only brought enough beer for the two of us.

Your pal, Pip

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Wow, that mini-Puddles sure has a lot of - oh wait, maybe we better not say that here:) Her sure is cute.

We are very happy you are doing better, bet those ears were hard to carry around being all swollen and such. Don't be too hard on your Mom, she did a good job getting you all fixed up.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Two French Bulldogs said...

Thank goodness you are ok Puddles. We love that little Puddles too
Benny & Lily

Mary Lou said...

What a fun gift!! But watch out!! Your Girl just might have a new love in her life!! Hee, hee, hee.... I liked the wrapping paper!! ;op
Love, Raelyn.... And Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!

Beans4Biscuits said...

I is so happy you are going to be all-better Puddles. I was pretty worried when you got bit by that monty python!

Sugar the Who

Scrappy Angel said...

THAT is the most fun gift ever! Just pawfect for you! You have good furiends there! Has to be good if the human girl stole it..ahem...I mean borrowed it.

The ear looks sore. Hope soon you will feel better!

Keep that paper. You might be famous someday and it will be worh a lot of money.

Ziggy Stardust said...

I am so relieved you are better. I have had nervous diarrhea for 3 days now worrying about you. My Mommy will be so happy as she is tired of cleaning up the carpeting. That being said, I love your pressie and the paper is so pawsome. How amazing that they have gift wrap just for you now, not that I am surprised. Next there will be a whole line of Puddles-ware. It was nice to see the doggies tata's all covered up, do you have a suit like that? I am glad you head and butt are better, now I am scared for your middle parts. Please be careful.

Loveys Sasha

p.s. did they ever catch and prosecute the bug that did it??

Anonymous said...

I just love the paper but the little doxie - is Awesome!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Hi Puddles
I could see your ear was all swellied up. I am so glad you are much better.
I love your gifty. That is the coolest paper! And the doxie dogie is too cute. You deserve it for sures.

Scooter said...

Yep could see your ear. Glad that you are getting back to normal. That doggie was so cute and how nice of them!! Your girl loves it I am sure!!


BordoggyTerrier said...

Well I think you look just swell - ha ha! Kidding, glad to see you on the road to recovery, great present - well deserved! x

ShellePenn said...

The Itsy-Bitsy Spider is not a good lullaby. It's like telling the story of the One-Handed Killer for a Night Night Story.

You don't do this to your girl, do you?? Poor thing probably doesn't sleep at night!!

You should hear Newby singing when mom sings "Payphone" to him... hahahah he hates that song... He has such good taste. :)

He is better... his rash isn't as ugly, but who knows what he is allergic to... being on a farm it could be anything.

Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,

Asta said...

Thank dog you'we back to "nowmal" (and don't be anything but how you've aways been pweez!)
youw own pawsonal wapping papew???now I know you awe the staw of staws that little dachsie is adowabull..will you be getting a weplica of that five-kini?
smoochie kisses

Peggy Frezon said...

So glad you feel better. I think you deserve a lot of pampering, even more than usual, after that ordeal. That is a super duper nice gift. Those bikini tops made me laugh.

Asta said...

Oh my dogs dawling Puddles, MAD AT YOUS???????
Awe you kiddding me????? I adowes you and have been wowwied to deafs about youw balloooning eeaws and stufff I love you aways and if I evew don't wite, it's cause Mommi is busy having one of hew meltdowns ow something and I can't get to the pootew
smoochiest of kisses

Unknown said...

Hi Puddles , don't forget your nomination as we need to get consent and time ticketh on. We hope you are even better today. Have a happy Friday.
Best wishes Molly

Bassetmomma said...

What an awesome gift! Love that wrapping paper!

Anonymous said...

OMD! That is the coolest mini-you ever! Luv the itsy bitsy tini weenie yeller polka dot bikinis BOL! OMD! What a GREAT gift!!! :D

Glad you're back to 'normal' ;)

Waggin at ya,