INTRODUCIN'...

Happy Wednesday ya'll
So likes 87 days ago or sumptin' likes dat
I gotted da most wonderful package in da mail.

Lets me introduce ya'll to....

 MEEEEEEEEE...in crochet form.

It is my twin....It's a MINI PUDDLES!!!!!!!
Lynne made it just fur me.
Her makes da bestest Mini Me's...or You's.


And does ya'll wannna sees da bestest part?

It has my signature blue pawnails!
And of course my white flame on da chest...
...you knows, da one dat prevents me from bein' a show dog.

Anywho...anudder fanastical thing bouts dis Mini Me is dat

hers can cook!
Nows we won't starve.

And not only can hers cook but hers camed already...

POTTY TRAINED!
Hers not has to go out in da rain like me.

Or hide her poop in da closet.

And heres a foto of us togedders.

Never mind, don't look cuz I gotted foto bombed AGAIN.
(Note to Mum: you needs to retrain your dog)

Okays ya'll can look at dis pikture.

OMD....slap us in a frame and hang on da mantle

Damn does we look good!

Nows if you wants your very own Mini Me...
...or I suppose if you wanted one to look likes you...
you could do dat too...hehehehe
(but why wouldn't you wanna a Mini Puddles?)
then you can gets Lynne to makes one of your very own.
Her work is incredibles and OMD, her attention to detail is unreal.

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PIP'S BUCKET LIST TOUR

Yesterday da tour took us to Pip's homeland of Yorkshire withs Deccy,
where they NOT has Cheeto's and warm beer...WTF?
But beggers can't be choosers so I dranked it anyways.

And uh, well...we couldn't understand anything Pip was sayin'.

Today, because Pip and me is so freakin' talented we will be at
Rottrovers with Bart, Ruby, and Otto in California
AND
at da Critter in the Cottage in Canada.

So come and sees what we is doin'.


Okays, I promise I is almost done but I has one more thingy.
If you not knows Murphy and Stanley then please go meets them and
follows them cuz they is tryin' to gets to 100 followers.
Maybe I'll share my cheetos withs you if you do.
I said MAYBE.

Okays I done nows.


Puddles