Happy Friday ya'll!
Welcome back to anudder edition of da Puddles' blog.
(da only place where we can make your hoomans feel SMART)
Today furiends, family, and stalkers, I want to shares a very
important PSA withs ya'll...it may just save your lives.
Ya;ll knows i has been known to swing from a chandelier or ceiling fan
a time or twleve. And since I came back to Blogville I thought it might be a good
idea to get some practice in fur all da Blogville
drunken keg pawties, pole dancin',
Take a look at da below photos.
Excuse da quality of da photos, I tooks them withs da IPudds phone.
Yep folks, your eyeballs ain't deceivin' you.
Stay right theres and let me biggify it for you so you can sees it in all it's gloriousness.
Wait, hang on...I'm gettin' it.
Okays, heres we go....
Dat light fixture came from da ceilin' fan.
Ya'll, as I was fallin' from da sky my life flashed before my eyes.
I could have died, I almost died.
But I escaped
swing from anything dat my ENGINEER Dad installed.
Puddles...safe and sound
Can we call housekeeping to clean this up ...cause I need to stretch out on the couch and don't want any broken glass in my wings.
Blogger is still playing games with my posts ...I do have one up even though it's not in your dashboard.
Wow, that's impressive work there Puddles!
I haf not tried swinging from a chandelier, that's going on my 'to do' list right now!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Brrrwwwwhwhaahahahahaha......hic...ahem... cough splutter.....
Oh Puddles, Blogville has been a surprisingly sedate place without ya gal...... (shakes head in fond disgust....) Hugs and wags YAM-aunty xxx
MOL MOL MOL MOL PUDDLES YOU RISK LIFE AND LIMB GIRLFRIEND MAYBE YOU NEED A LITTLE MORE SWING PRACTICE SAY A SAFE TIRE SWING.
OH AND BE SURE TO WEAR SOME OF THOSE BLUE BOOTIES THE SERVICE MEN WEAR WHEN THEY COME IN YOUR HOUSE.
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFFFFF
PS GIVE YOUR GIRL AN EXTRA HUG...
So what you are saying is.....
Da Puddles needs to:
A. Lay off the Cheetos
B. Limit the LIQUID Intake
C. Stay of the Chandeliers
d. Go on a DIET...
Oh Puddles. so glad to see your are still up to your tricks. That is quite the treasure you got down from the ceiling. Well done. You had better rest up now and get ready for you next caper. Have a great day.
Maybe you need to install some vines throughout the house - you can swing from room to room like tarzan :)
Puddles I can send you my tortoise Hell-mut, he is like a helmet when you wear it on your head... just in case...
Three cheers for a job well done Puddles (tee~hee~hee!)
You just might be the next Nick Walenda.
Lily Belle & Muffin
Oh my goodness Puddles, you're going to have to start wearing a crash helmut!
We just haf no words Puddles, Mom is shocked that it happened like that, and now you have no chandler to practice your moves on. We are glad you are safe though....maybe you need to start working wif a net under you.
Oh No! You are mercury contaminated ~ you are going to light up Puddles, well not that you are not already shining bright.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot
Holy Dog Poop! I cannot believe your Engineer Dad didn't engineer that light fixture better. You could've been deaded like a squirrel in a Terrier's jaws! I am so glad you are A-OK.
Daredevil Puddles strikes again!!! Crash! Bang! Boom!!! We would love to see a reenactment of that trick. We have a huge chandelier that hangs from very high up in the front foyer - c'mon over and show us your skill!!!
Woos - Ciara and Lightning
OMD! You could have been killed! That is scary. You MUST fire your dad from home improvement projects!
Murphy & Stanley
OMD..OMD...OMD!!!!! You IS back in all you's glory and misadventures. BOL BOL
PeeS.....You's sure did make a mess....I means you's sure did get da message across dat you's Daddy needs to hires a professional before da Puddles gets deaded. Nuff Said!
Why is there never any video of you doing these crazy things? We are pretty sure it would go viral!
Sam and Pippen
OMD Puddles, lay off those vodka shots :)
We are pleased the light fitting missed you, you probably need to get a lawyer and sue your dad - just sayin'.
Dip and Elliot x
I'm glad you're OK, Puddles! I know the ceiling fan is a fun ride...but don't do that again, mmkay?!
Holy Dog! Puddles!!! That must have been scary! Glad you are OK - Maybe you should get a hold of Ernie the Attorney to discuss a lawsuit
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
Uh oh, your Dad should know that all things need to be Puddles proof by now.....why girl you could have been deaded!
Oh Puddles...we've missed you!!
-Ruby and Otto
YeeeeeeeeeeHaw! That must have been so much fun swingin' like Tarzan!
Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
Hey! Don't worry about the Sam going blind, there's really nothing to it... it's just like every day before but darker! I went blind just over a year ago shortly after finding out I had diabetes. Mom says that I amaze her everyday on how well I'm doing and we all forget that I can't see because I can run up and down the stairs, and run around the house and backyard like nobuddy's business! Mom helps out a lot too when we are outside, she makes sure I know when to stop or turn or to step up or down.
You just can keep a good Sam down!
It's great to have you back!
Sam (and Pippen
Phew..as long as Puddles is fine. Let's start clean-up. When do we eat?
Puddles, can you ever stay out of trouble? You weren't swinging from it, you were running for your life when it fell, weren't you. :)
That must have been a fun ride until it crashed. So glad you are ok and not cut up.
uh oh!!! careful puddles!
OMD that is one scary thing to happen!
We can't believe you crashed the ceiling fan.
We totally understand about the Dad engineering projects....we have learned through experience and just know you will too!!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Clean up in aisle 87!!!!!!!!! Puddles, thank heavens that you didn't deaded yourself!! Whew!
BOL!!!!! BOL!!!!! OMD!!!! GURL!!!!!
See what happens when I'm not around to SPOT YOU??!!! OMD, I would have had my eagle eyes and bat ears (though soaked up in margaritas...hehehehe) at the ready and could have warned you of the impending DOOM!!!! (and noes, I wouldn't have just laughed...really...I would have CAUGHT you! REALLY!)
I sure hopes you don't gets that PTSD thing...you might have to goes into THERAPY!!!!! hehehehehehehehehe BWHAHAHAHAHA omd, can you imagine??!
Okays, Ma says I gots to goes now...she be low on the margaritas, and need me to whip up another batch...you wants some?? After that fall, you probably needs a whole pitcher! ☺
Hey, if you wants to borrow my HARD HAT, just lets me know!
Oh my dog!! Glad you are okay!
You know Puddles...I have always been afraid of chandeliers (yes,true). I look up at ours and growl and swing wide of that crazy thing everyday. Now, I can see that my fears have merit. Thank you for the PSA on monster light fixtures. Glad you survived to tell the tale!
Puddles, I missed your craziness during those months that you were away. Who else would have a PSA about swinging from chandeliers? Only da Puddles.
OMD and Holy S**t Puddles!! I was just getting good at chandelier hanging from your tutorial and now this happens. Thank you for the info. In the future we will have to check on workmanship first before we start to swing. I am so glad that you are safe and sound and I hope that last swing was a doooooozy!! Did you poop yourself?? Sorry to get so personal, but I would have for sure. Are you sure Crissy wasn't up there messing with the screws and bolts and stuff???
Be careful, we just got you back
(Mom had to laugh -- the first thing was take a photo -- btw our Mom would've done the same)
WE are sure glad YOU were unhurt. We know you saw your life flash before your paws.
Oh my goodness we hope order has been restored.
Puddles, we hope you were all ok. Looks like that would be so scary. Thanks for sharing that you were all ok. Have a wonderful rest of your day.
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