Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Two Fur One Special

Hi ya everybuddy!
Uh, I kinda went MIA AGAIN but I is back.
It's a long story but mum hurted hers back and I has been looking fur bubble 
wrap or a retirement home to put hers in so hers won't do nuttin' stoopid no mores.

Anyways, durin' dis holiday season I knows how da hoomans likes to gets a 
good bargain and save some monies.
(Oh and I gotted no pictures so use your imagination)
(Dis is an old foto cuz I not has no more paw polish on)

Well mum was tickled pink overs da super special we gotted...
...AT DA VET of all freakin' places!

See, mum tooked me to da vet to has my paw nails whacked off trimmed cuz hers
can't do it. Sumptin' bouts be goin' all rogue and what not.
(Dat is da cutest little paw I has evers seen in my whole life...yes, no?)

So they started whackin' off my little nails and....and...and....
my butt gland stuffs went ALL OVERS da place...hehehehehehe!
It was all overs da wall and table, and da floor.
Nows even though mum was all likes WTF? her was glad hers gotted a Two Fur One deal
and not has to pay fur my butt.
Geez, da things hoomans gets excited bouts.

So just remembers durin' dis holiday season....BUY ONE GET ONE FREE,
 at an equal or lesser value of course.

I wanna wish all my furiends and their peeps, and my stalkers a most Wonderful Merry Thanksgivin'!
And thank ya'll furs bein' my furiend and ummmm, well furs puttin' up withs me and alls my kerazy stories and kerazy life.
Nows I must go hunt fur me a turkey...or a bird.


My Mind's Eye said...

Well Puddles you have mom in tears and I'm just astounded. Sounds like you got pretty darn excited mani-pedi it turned into a butti-pedi. So girlfriend I take it there was no on on the receiving end of your explosion except the wall?
I would love to be a fly on your walls. Hugs Madi your BFFF in spite of your luck and her Mom
Happy Thanksgiving.

My Mind's Eye said...

Puddles Mom is laughing like a crazy woman. She and Dad are going to Panera for breakfast as soon as sh controls herself. She said she can hardly wait to tell Dad about your
Hugs Madi

liparifam said...

OMG, DYING...Glad I read this before I got to work :)

Unknown said...

OMD's! We are peeing our pants/floor! You are too much Puddles! Sure glad the front and back of you are in good shape!
Lovies, Miss Mindy

What Remains Now said...

I did not know that this (exploding butt glands) could even happen. Your mom is a super early bird Black Friday shopper, already picking up the bargains. Happy Thanksgiving.

The Daily Pip said...

There seems to be something VERY important missing from your list ...BEER!!! Where's the beer!!

And if you find a home for your mom, could you see if maybe they have another room for my assistant - either that or if you happen to come across a field where I could put her out to pasture. Bawahahahahaa!

Your pal, Pip

P.S.: I am feeling pretty good and the cardiologist says my heart issues haven't changed since last January! He was kind of surprised, but said I am hanging in there and doing well.

Uji, Angel Izzy, Ziggy, Angel Bean, Angel Hiro and Momma Tea said...

Ohhh Puddles , that could only happen to you

Momma Tea
x x x x x

Charlene and Storm said...

LOL!!!!!!!! oh wow i am just imagining it now!!! LOL!!!!!

lucky for me that i did stormys glands last night and then his nails this morning, he he!

its ok tho he dont mind having his nails done. but he does mind having his bum done, you should see him, dar has to hold him and i have a go and stormy is trying to get away so much that he ends up on dars shoulder like a little parrot!!! LOL!!! i won in the end tho, but i bet he would think your way sounded much more fun!! LOL!!!

when i got my first dog i didnt know about bum glands then, and one day my bike fell over in the kitchen and scared my deefa so bad and suddenly there was this stuff on the floor, i thought hed done a mini scared farted and followed thru kind of thing. little was i to know that was some funky bum gland juice, he he!!

then i learnt how to do it at the vets cos deefa needed his doing quite often and £10 every 2 weeks aint cheap. so i good really good and my friend asked if i could do her dog. he is half husky half alsation, deefa was half the size of him. but i didnt know that would mean his bum glands were the size of a plumb on either side!!! and we did it in the kitchen!!!! i think you can guess that it wasnt pretty and ended up sprayed all over the oven and worktops and i was balking cos it stank so bad. oh the good times we have with our dogs LOL!!!

Happy thanks giving

Charlene and Stormy

Lovable Lily said...

Puddles, you are cracking us up this morning! Love that your Mom got a 2 fur one special. Just think, that little issue is now taken care of and you don't have to worry for at least another month or so.

Please tell Your Girl that your freshly trimmed toes need to be glamorized for the Holiday Season.

Lily Belle & Muffin

Bobbie said...

Hahahahahaha! Oh Puddles, you are something else. What a deal your mum got at the vet.. but it sounds like you may not have been real keen on that two for one special.

Your poor mum!! Gosh, now her back!! And I know how horrible back problems can be cause it does hit me occasionally. You take good care of her now, ya hear?

So glad you are back! Have a Happy and safe Thanksgiving - you and your family! xoxo

the teacher's pets said...

Omg! Puddles! You expressed yourself at the vet, fur sure! You were probably annoyed that your mom couldn't trim your nails so you exploded all over the vet's exam room. Haha!
Well, we love reading your posts and being your friend even though we don't get to your blog that much. Happy Thanksgiving!

jen said...

LMAO! Oh Puddles I just had a visual off the explosion of anal glands! Ha-ha! Your a pretty smart girl to figure out how to squeeze those at just the right moment so your Mom wouldn't have to pay for it! LOL!!!!I can just hear the vet now:)))

Oh and tell your Mom that I stocked up on bubble wrap for the holiday season, I can send her some whenever:))

Unknown said...

BOL funny Puddles, trimmed nails and clean butt. We thought of you yesterday with our post of what must be the most expensive nail polish ever. If we don't see you tomorrow have a lovely Thanksgiving and we hope all your family have a great day. Happy turkey hunting. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly

Scooter said...

Hey Puddles!
Wow, my Mom and I are rolling on the floor over this one! Way to surprise everyone and keep them on alert. You never know what will happen when Da Puddles is in the house! Oh BWAR HAR HAR You little bargain you!
My pack is wishing you and your pack a very food-filled and fun Thanksgiving. Sending lots of healing vibes to da kerazy lady!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

The Websters said...

That vet scared the butt juice right out of you!

I'm going to the vet today but I don't get my anal glands clean. Whew. However, my Mimi is going to trim my paw furs tonight. My new stance on Thanksgiving is that it sucks. I'd better get some turkey outta this deal.


Matilda the Boxer said...

Wow, a mani-pedi-butti all fur one!

Marg said...

Oh dear Puddles, our Mom soiled her undies laughing so hard at you spraying the wall and Mom got a discount, two for one. She is still laughing. Hang on a minute, she had to go get some dry undies.
We sure are so thankful to have you as our friend. You are such good medicine for our Person. Take care and Happy Thanksgiving.

Brian said...

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! We love you Puddles!

Amber DaWeenie said... got da Momma rollin again!

Your Mom nose da secret now. All her has to do is pull out da scary clippers and your butt will explode! No more trips to da VET!

GOOSE said...

Puddles you are always thinking of others. Helpin' your mom get a two-fur. Where does your generosity end? Oh, and I know a guy (don't ask any questions) that can get ya all the bubble wrap you want. Let me know.

Parsley said...

Aww..what a FACE! Thanks for the giggles and smiles.

Millie and Walter said...

I guess they were holding you so tight to clip your nails that they squeezed the butt juice right out of you. At least nobody was in the line of fire. Have a great Thanksgiving and I hope your mom feels better soon. We need more Puddles!

Millie & Cindy

Pippen said...

We gots to say... well, we have no idea what to say. You are just a bit crazy...

Sam and Pippen

A MilShelb Mom said...

That happened to Milly once! Mom was so embarrassed... but she did not offer to clean it up! BOL! We hope you have a happy thanksgiving and Mom says to tell your family, "Go Gamecocks!" (Though we are thinking maybe yall pull for the "wrong" team.)
Happy Thanksgiving, Puddles!
~Milly and Shelby

Barbara said...

Puddles...didn't you know that if you clip your nails a certain way, it sets off your butt glands? It's a secret few people know. I love how you activated it at just the right moment!!

Was this what you looked like at the vet?
Hope you get some turkey tomorrow. I love ya!

Bassetmomma said...

What a deal! Have a wonderful and anal gland smell free Thanksgiving!!

The Slimmer Pugs, Kitties, and Mama said...

Hi our dear furiend Puddles! What would our day be like without your kerazy lady and stories? Um...kinda boring. Anywho...George Pooh butt-sprayed the vet a few days ago when the vet man tried to takes his pee-pee. Let's just say that'll teach the ol' vet mans. Hehehehehe! BOL! (George has a UTI and is on antibiotics) Anywho...wesa hope you get lots of turkey, cheetos, and beer.
Wesa thankful for you and your family.
Much Luvums,
The Slimmer Puggums
George, Gracie, Toby, Lily, & Mimi

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! No Worries on your pawdicure.Wishing you guys have a happy Thanksgiving. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Anonymous said...

Oh Puddles, only you could get a buy one,get one from the vet, that had us a rollin in the floor.

Your Furiends
Susie & Bites

georgia little pea said...

Oh my god. Puddles, that is sick. You must have been very stressed for it to spray out like that. Did anyone faint or turn blue?

As you may or may not know, I get my butt squeezed EVERY WEEK! Yeah, it's kind of unusual for a BigDog but if Cushion doesn't do it, I leak (twice on the bed so far). What gives eh.

I hope your mama stops hurting herself like that real soon. There is an upside though. No one will expect her to do anything like cook or clean or go shopping for pressies when she's crook like that! :) Give her a hug for me okay? X

Anonymous said...

Pahahaha!! Puddles, you are something else...I tell ya. Did you squirt the vet tech? I sure hope so...since they were whacking your nails off and all. Sheesh.

Happy Thanksgiving to you, too! And we're sure SC (that's South Carolina, not Santa Claus) has nice retirement homes. Or cheap ones that you can get a good deal on...I mean, who really cares about I right?

Okay, enough out of us...good luck getting a bird!

Elyse and Riley

Sketching with Dogs said...

What a bargain! We might just try that when we get our nails cut - plus, it will teach them a lesson at the vet.
Mum is keeping your mum company with the back thing, she pulled a muscle unclogging the shower drain and shrieks like a lunatic every time she moves half an inch - drama queen, pfftt!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Asta said...

You've aweady made ouw Thanksgivings mewwy wif that stowy. Two few one. Must keep that in mind. Hope that wif all the moneys yoow Mom saved, you'll be getting tons of cheetos and beew
I am waiting fow yoow pee can pie. (I'll leave the light on and the doow open fow yoow awwival)

Smoochie gwateful kisses fow you being my fuwwiend

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

Oh there u iz - we Beaglebratz wuz wunderin'cuz we thought may-b with eatin'thoze pee-canz that u mite haf turned into a pee-can. Now woodn't that b sumthin'a Puddles Pee-can.
Shiloh'n The DIVA Shasta

Ruby said...

OMD! OMD! I just peed down my leggies!! Puddles, only yous could make your butts spray by touchin' your paws!!! BOL!! So sweet of you to thinks of your Moms, and get her a two-fer. Now I knows what to ask for when I go for my talon-trim next week: a Pedi-butt!! hehehe
Whats are we gonna do abouts your Moms??? I'm gonna gets you one of those 'Bubble balls' likes the movie "The Boy in the Plastic Bubble", thens maybe your Moms can heal, and not break anythings else!
Oh, I haven't been ables to catch a turkey, butts I have deaded like 87 thousand Squirrels now...just say the word, and I can overnight all ya need!


Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Do they draw straws in that Vet's office when you come in, Puddles? BOL! You showed them!

xXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Jans Funny Farm said...

Thanks for the laugh, Puddles. But Jan said that's not exactly the kind of two for one she'd like to see. She's prefer something like two turkeys for the price of one.

We hope you find some bubble wrap for your mom soon.

Molly the Airedale said...

This could only happen to you, Puddles!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Katie said...

Toooooo funny!!! We love you, Puddles!

Oink oink,
Katie and Coccolino the mini pig

Murray's Mouth said...

You are too much! Haha

Oskar said...

Wow, that is one thorough nail trimming!

Happy Thanksgiving,
Oskar & Pam

Anonymous said...

you're just a mess

Dachshund Nola said...

Yuck! I don't know which I'd hate more, the claw choppin' or the butt squeezin'!
Happy Thanksgiving, Puddles (and Blobs)!

Maggie Mae and Max said...

My dear Puddles,

Your two-fur-one deal sounds most interesting. If you want me to helps you hunt fur a turkey, say da word and I am on my way!

Maggie Mae and me wish all of you a wunderful Thanksgiving!


Agnes B. Bullock said...

W?HN is laughing so hard she is crying- the buttiped! Only Puddles could have this happen!

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Buttiped - we LOVE it - too much, Puddles.

Now do wrap your Mom is bubble wrap. She is a whole lot younger than our Mom and should not be having all these aches and pains. We hope she is a lot better soon.

Happy Thanksgiving to you from all of us.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

rottrover said...

Hey Miss Puddles! Happy Thanksgiving to you and the blobs. Oh, and to your humans,too! Thanks for NOT including photo documentation of your trip to the vet!

Bart and Ruby

houndstooth said...

Bwaaaaa ha ha! That will teach them to whack your toenails next time. Unless they make you wear one of those embarrassing diapers or something. I'm betting the next time your mom calls, they say "Oh, no, we don't need to see her this time! Just keep her at home!"


P.S. If you thought today's picture was good, just wait until you get our Christmas card! Feel free to write a blog post about it!

Wyatt said...

Happy Turkey Day Puddles...remember now is the time to be nice, cuz Santa is watchin'


My Dog Sam - Ruptured Disk said...

Hi Puddles, like yikes. I'm glad that no unsuspecting humans were hurt by the spraying stuff.

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Happy Thanks Giving to all of you Puddles. I hope your mamas back gets better soon.

Kaunis Nelli said...

Two for the price of one - now that is an offer all vets should give. I just love to read your blog posts in the morning, they brighten my day <3

Cotton said...

Aww that pic of your liddul paw is TOO CUTE!!!!!!!

pibble said...

BWAAAAAhahaha!! Well, you sure got the last laugh, didn't you!

Happy Thanksgiving, Puddles!

Anonymous said...

Think Mom will pass on that 2 fur 1 deal BOL. :P

Hope you found your bird :)

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you! :D

Waggin at ya,

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

Your what did what?!

Sweet William The Scot said...

Puddles ~ I want to know was the BUTT gland the lesser value one?
I really like your header.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Sweet William The Scot

♥ Sallie said...

You always make us smile! :)

Happy Turkey Day!


Berts Blog said...

Yes, we are late in getting to your post, but so glad we did just before bed time, cause there is nothing like a good belly laugh to make My Vickie happy before bed time.

Oh Puddles, a twofer. What a girl.


Backcountry Brodie said...

Well, if'n it do not be an early Chrissmuss present fur your mom! Nice thinking, Puddles!

♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...

Oh Puddles!! You got Mommy rollinmg all over the ground with this post. We can just imagine how it must have been to explode like that. Bet it was funny!! NOT....for your Mommy!

Sniff you later.......Weenie

Ziggy Stardust said...

Puddles, my girly!! I love your header and bloggy look, very festive. Good job, you sure showed them not to mess with Puddles. "You mess with the nails, you get the butt", thats what I say. I am gonna keep that one in mind for next time I go for my nail torture time. You even hit the wall, nice shot. Did you get the ceiling too?? Puddles you are a constant inspiration. I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving.

Loveys Sasha

Declan said...

Now that is what I call value Pudds mate. You know Maddy over at Home Is Where the Hounds Are? Her Butt exploded all over the V-E-T! Had to change his scrubs and everything...hehe! Still, I don't think she got a free nail trim.... Your pal, Deccy x

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Oh Puddles! That is great! We wish we could do that when Meowm cuts our nails, that would teach her to leave them alone!

KB said...

Bubble wrap is definitely needed, Puddles. I hope your mum is feeling better.

I love your 2 for 1!!! And, thank goodness that the second part didn't happen at home!! Hee, hee.

houndstooth said...

*squeeeeeeeee* I love your new header! Don't think turning off comments will stop me!